God has smiled on me... :)

S.I.R

so basically... i went for a walk today ( got out for once.... blue peter badge please ! )

was walking home, through the mobs of 11-17 year olds heading to the o2 for the x factor when i realized ive no cigarettes so i promptly headed home, couldn't find any money or smokes so my patience ate away at me quickly... at roughly 10:27ish i went out for a walk again when i found 10 euro !!


but having punched the wall in frustration of being broke im out of work for 2 weeks...


anyone else done something like this ? or is it just me ?

Jesus Wept

Well this just pisses all over that loaves and fishes sh1te.

Rented Mule

The-Rigger wrote: »

Well this just pisses all over that loaves and fishes sh1te.

Exactly ....would have been more impressive if the Liffey had spilt open and a tenner blew up from the silt.

TestTransmission

S.I.R wrote: »

so basically... i went for a walk today ( got out for once.... blue peter badge please ! )

was walking home, through the mobs of 11-17 year olds heading to the o2 for the x factor when i realized ive no cigarettes so i promptly headed home, couldn't find any money or smokes so my patience ate away at me quickly... at roughly 10:27ish i went out for a walk again when i found 10 euro !!


but having punched the wall in frustration of being broke im out of work for 2 weeks...


anyone else done something like this ? or is it just me ?

You could just give up the cigs

Sharpshooter

Seek and ye shall find.

Saibh

Cigs are going to cost more than €10 soon I believe - he might give you €20 the next time

S.I.R

Saibh wrote: »

Cigs are going to cost more than €10 soon I believe - he might give you €20 the next time

and ill give him a high five... just not with my right hand...


thank god ive a gf...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Apparently, God likes smokers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O21St4SMs68

alexandros

Ever considered piracy as a profession?
It seems to be very popular these days.
I am also quite certain that smoking is encouraged for pirates.
Although god might not be too happy with that lifestyle choice.
You would also have lots of girls.
Girls like pirates.
Yes.. I am that bored.

Next time; just throw random objects at the wall.
Save your fist for hitting people.

If you were a pirate however you could have a hook for a hand.
That would be fun.
So long as you didn't try to pick your nose.

Mimikyu

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me-skywalker

xfactor?? hahaha

midlandsmissus

There was one day I was the brokest I have ever been in my life. It was the day before payday, I'd the day off work for some reason and I literally had about 2 euro in my pocket. As I went up to the shop thinking what I could get with my meagre two euro, there glinting up at me from the ground was a tenner AND a fiver!!!

It was outside some-one's house on an estate so I wrestled with my concsience for a while thinking maybe I should go to the house and ask if it's their's, but then I decided that sure if it wasn't they'd say it was anyway. I went off on my merry way spending my 15 euro and it was the best day ever....misty eyed

twinytwo

Rented Mule wrote: »

Exactly ....would have been more impressive if the Liffey had spilt open and a tenner blew up from the silt crud.

Fixed that for u:pac:

jim o doom

alexander.t wrote: »

So long as you didn't try to pick your nose.

heh heh - Arrrr, I lost my leg to a cannon ball, so I did.. and my hand to the cutlass of an enemy pirate so I did - and my eye to my hook hand when I had an itch. arrr a bad day that was.

Popinjay

S.I.R wrote: »

...was walking home, through the mobs of 11-17 year olds heading to the o2 for the x factor when i realized ive no cigarettes so i promptly headed home, couldn't find any money or smokes so my patience ate away at me quickly...

Nice one on finding the tenner. But I live up by the 02 and had loads of smokes last night. I could have given you a couple .

stovelid

God has shat on me.

I was taking my niece down to the 02 for the X Factor and I lost my last tenner. I subsequently couldn't pay my gas bill and as a result my mother has now contracted pneumonia.

Thanks a bunch, God.

Darragh29

S.I.R wrote: »

so basically... i went for a walk today ( got out for once.... blue peter badge please ! )

was walking home, through the mobs of 11-17 year olds heading to the o2 for the x factor when i realized ive no cigarettes so i promptly headed home, couldn't find any money or smokes so my patience ate away at me quickly... at roughly 10:27ish i went out for a walk again when i found 10 euro !!


but having punched the wall in frustration of being broke im out of work for 2 weeks...


anyone else done something like this ? or is it just me ?

I lost a tenner last week, c*nt... :P:P:P

Mr.David

Hope you got a VAT receipt? I'm sure the big fella can claim it back