Guess the Airline....

galwayrush

A man was sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A girl walks in and sits down at the table next to him and because she's wearing some airline uniform he concludes that she's an off-duty flight attendant. He decides to have a go at impressing her by identifying the airline she flies for.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him angrily and says 'What the feck do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ryanair".

kmart6

Still good even though I'm sure it's been up before!

japbyrne

Ryanair all right.:p

squidgey

Written by Steve O I believe. Guitar playing comedian.

Podge2k7

Nice one:)