St Patricks Day - How will you survive??

craiginireland

Now that the day is at hand
Since a) The country is up **** creek and the lads in charge are probably scattering themselves across the world in the name of a piss up at our expense
b) the resurgence of these terrorist groups trying more ****e in our names on innocent people doing their jobs
c) March 17th having an amazing ability to bring out all the scum and filth who seem to think its ok to riot on the streets because it's Paddy's day.
d) We will be invaded by americans who because there pets former owners mother once saw Darby O'Gill in an Irish bar, are now Irish and proud of it.

What will you do? i'm going to sit in all day and read on boards about people being shocked at the behaviour of Irish people - like its never happened before!

V9

I'll drink.

M450

O... K.... lighten up with a few beers... I thought this thread was gonna be like "What are we gonna do! The off licenses close at 10!! Nooooo!"

banshee_bones

staying indoors! paddys day like stephens night and new years is just way over hyped!

Saibh

craiginireland wrote: »

c) March 17th having an amazing ability to bring out all the scum and filth who seem to think its ok to riot on the streets because it's Paddy's day.

Don't have to worry about this point - The Citizen is on duty that day

Dartz

I'll go to sleep Monday eveing.

Then wake up Wednesday morning with a slight hangover.

Mint Sauce

will be at work, just another day at the office, hopefully most of the scum of the day will be to drunk to notice by the time i finish

Ruu_Old

I'll be working, anyway all the drinking was done over here on Unofficial St.Patricks Day.

minxie

im gonna paint my self green and run
naked through the streets

galwayrush

Drink,
TV,
PS3,
Food,
I'll manage.:D

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Pub, parade, chips, bed.

df1985

pub
croke park for the matches
house party
pub
nightclub
chipper
taxi
bed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

df1985 wrote: »

pub
croke park for the matches
house party
pub
nightclub
chipper
taxi
bed

What's th point in going to the nightclub if you've no chance of a one-night stand?!

Diabhal Beag

Gonna get **** faced on the bus and watch Portumna win another All-Ireland FINAL~!

T'will be boggerific :pac:

Snowie

Im building a fence on paddys day .......

chin_grin

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Im building a fence on paddys day .......

...to keep those b*stard snakes away?

Snowie

chin_grin wrote: »

...to keep those b*stard snakes away?

no to keep the moo cows out of my dad's garden down in county waterford boi

chin_grin

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

no to keep the moo cows out of my dad's garden down in county waterford boi

Could be snakes dressed as moo cows? B*stard snakes. Always having the last hiss.

Saibh

chin_grin wrote: »

Could be snakes dressed as moo cows? B*stard snakes. Always having the last hiss.

Some of those cows can be very snaky

Terry

I'm working, but I'll be really afraid of the thousands of drunk people all ove rthe place.
It'll be like a Saturday.

D

I shall hopefully be dancing in the parade.

chin_grin

Terry wrote: »

I'm working, but I'll be really afraid of the thousands of drunk people all ove rthe place.
It'll be like a Saturday.

Feck, don't envy you! I mean people are c*nts at the best of times. Just add drink and they get conveniently snakey........like snakes. Like they're snakes in human costumes. Like V or something.

But really, that sucks that you have to work.

Snowie

chin_grin wrote: »

Could be snakes dressed as moo cows? B*stard snakes. Always having the last hiss.

Tell me about it....

Saibh wrote: »

Some of those cows can be very snakey

they can indeed :mad::mad::mad:

Saibh

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Tell me about it....



they can indeed :mad::mad::mad:

You can cower behind the fence...

Terry

chin_grin wrote: »

Feck, don't envy you! I mean people are c*nts at the best of times. Just add drink and they get conveniently snakey........like snakes. Like they're snakes in human costumes. Like V or something.

But really, that sucks that you have to work.

I'm a grown man with bills to pay. I'm not a 16 year old who is going to get the crap kicked out of him in St. Stephens Green.
I do not mind working. I'm actually looking forward to it because it's been a while since I did any decent work.

Abi

I will heavily sedate myself and stay in bed all day Monday, to ensure maximum lasting power.

I will (hopefully) wake up, ready to take the day on. Then shall follow; a fried breakfast with plenty of toast for soakage.I shall join forces with friends who are of the same opinion as myself. Make with the green beer, fück the parade.

I will pace myself well throughout the day, and when Im satisfied that I can no longer see without closing one eye- I shall then banish a snake to my bedroom*






*May not charm snake till following day.

banshee_bones

Abigayle wrote: »

I will heavily sedate myself and stay in bed all day Monday, to ensure maximum lasting power.

I will (hopefully) wake up, ready to take the day on. Then shall follow; a fried breakfast with plenty of toast for soakage.I shall join forces with friends who are of the same opinion as myself. Make with the green beer, fück the parade.

I will pace myself well throughout the day, and when Im satisfied that I can no longer see without closing one eye- I shall then banish a snake to my bedroom*




*May not charm snake till following day.

LOL... your hilarious! dying laughing at that post!

Edit : YAY my 1,000 post! \o/
does this mean im no longer a noob?!

craiginireland

Abigayle wrote: »

I will heavily sedate myself and stay in bed all day Monday, to ensure maximum lasting power.

I will (hopefully) wake up, ready to take the day on. Then shall follow; a fried breakfast with plenty of toast for soakage.I shall join forces with friends who are of the same opinion as myself. Make with the green beer, fück the parade.

I will pace myself well throughout the day, and when Im satisfied that I can no longer see without closing one eye- I shall then banish a snake to my bedroom*






*May not charm snake till following day.

Aren't you a charmer

Abi

craiginireland wrote: »

Aren't you a charmer

nnnYes. I am rather, arent I?

/does ghey looking jig


Great day for teh lulz though

*rubs hands together*

craiginireland

Abigayle wrote: »

nnnYes. I am rather, arent I?

/does ghey looking jig


Great day for teh lulz though

*rubs hands together*

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Snowie

Abigayle wrote: »

nnnYes. I am rather, arent I?

*

no infact your anything but , your sick demented pervert close reletion to snyper and some what of a sexual devous prediter i like that :P

TPD

banshee_bones wrote: »

LOL... your hilarious! dying laughing at that post!

Edit : YAY my 1,000 post! \o/
does this mean im no longer a noob?!

Congrats!