Friday the 13th part 2: Splashing Scum

The Citizen

They say lightning never strikes twice

It was a rainy day in the city so I decided to go to the shop. On the way to the shop, my attention focused on a car that I deemed suspicious. I stopped and monitored the car and within moments my suspicions were confirmed. The scum in the car looked for the nearest pool of water and proceeded to splash any decent person within range. I saw around 6 people - who were simply waiting on a bus - getting splashed and soaked from head to toe. My blood boiled, I saw red and ran after the scum who were slowly getting away. But my velocity skills were no match for the speeding traffic and the scum escaped. Utilising my memory skills I phoned the cops and reported the licence plate. The cops assured me the scum would be found and brought to justice.

:mad:

Berty

I saw a suspicious looking car years back circle a roundabout and follow me on my bike. The passenger in the back threw a tomato out the window at me which I promptly caught and threw it back into the window at the assailant.

LOLZ

javaboy

Slow day for our vigilante hero?

thebman

I think the biggest joke is the police didn't do anything with the information :P

Quazzie

\o/ the citizen is back

Aidric

Berty wrote: »

I saw a suspicious looking car years back circle a roundabout and follow me on my bike. The passenger in the back threw a tomato out the window at me which I promptly caught and threw it back into the window at the assailant.

LOLZ

You did ya.

Rented Mule

I for one, hope that the cops drop everything that they were doing and bring these perps to justice.

Nodin

The Citizen wrote: »

Friday the 13th part 2: Splashing Scum

For a second there I thought you might have been doing a 'Bad Lieutenant'.

utick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mEmWINfhzo


phfft where were u for this one, worst superhero ever!!

Peared

lol @ "memory skills"

TestTransmission

Where's Batman when you need him :P

Saibh

Crime rate must be going down if that is the worse crime that happened that day, maybe a certain citizen has helped...

biko

We need more people like The Citizen in <generic Irish city>!

dr.bollocko

biko wrote: »

We need more people like The Citizen in <generic Irish town>!

FYP.

thebman

Rented Mule wrote: »

I for one, hope that the cops drop everything that they were doing and bring these perps to justice.

As do I.

However I think the only way that will happen is if they people that committed this crime crash into a police car and even then they might not realise the plates match a reported cars plates :P

In fact that assumes the police officer the person rang even took down the details.

Vain

The Citizen wrote: »

They say lightning never strikes twice

It was a rainy day in the city so I decided to go to the shop. On the way to the shop, my attention focused on a car that I deemed suspicious. I stopped and monitored the car and within moments my suspicions were confirmed. The scum in the car looked for the nearest pool of water and proceeded to splash any decent person within range. I saw around 6 people - who were simply waiting on a bus - getting splashed and soaked from head to toe. My blood boiled, I saw red and ran after the scum who were slowly getting away. But my velocity skills were no match for the speeding traffic and the scum escaped. Utilising my memory skills I phoned the cops and reported the licence plate. The cops assured me the scum would be found and brought to justice.

:mad:

Tip for the Citizen: Next time you see a few stones on the ground, fill your pockets with them. If you take into account wind speed and direction a highly
accurate stone throw could take out said scum in a moving vehicle and justice will prevail.

thebman

Vain wrote: »

Tip for the Citizen: Next time you see a few stones on the ground, fill your pockets with them. If you take into account wind speed and direction a highly
accurate stone throw could take out said scum in a moving vehicle and justice will prevail.

Lol it will alright, he'll get sued by the little bastid.

Vain

thebman wrote: »

Lol it will alright, he'll get sued by the little bastid.

But no one knows who the Citizen is, his like superman only better:pac:

Sharpshooter

No,that would be Batman.

/salutes the Citizen

Cianos

The Citizen > Batman + Superman

Jimbo

And once again the people of 'the city' can sleep safe in the knowledge that The Citizen is back in action

marti101

/Swoon /:DMy hero

ejmaztec

It's a great pity that the Guards file The Citizen's reports in bin-shaped filing cabinets. He should at least let them have a throbbing red phone to show them that he's not to be taken lightly in his fight against general scum-baggery.