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The Quickest Ban ?

RATM · 2009-03-15 01:25:05

Just came across this, the famous Face Kicker. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=293557 Does he have the boards record for the quickest ban ?

15-03-2009 1:25am

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Just came across this, the famous Face Kicker.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=293557

Does he have the boards record for the quickest ban ?

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#2 15-03-2009 1:26am

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4 minutes? Looks like the mods were sleeping tbh. 4 seconds after sign up is probably the fastest

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#3 15-03-2009 1:27am

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Thats hilarious, I wonder did he kick anyones face in?

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#4 15-03-2009 1:27am

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People have been banned before they've finished the sign-up process.

face kicker:
# Last Activity: 24-08-2005 14:34
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#5 15-03-2009 1:28am

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Victor wrote: »

People have been banned before they've finished the sign-up process.

The boards.ie pre-mature ejaculation .

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#6 15-03-2009 1:31am

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Victor wrote: »

People have been banned before they've finished the sign-up process.
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The sign up process spotted they had just eaten a swan ?

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#7 15-03-2009 2:52am

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don't mention the war

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#8 15-03-2009 2:57am

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Que?

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#9 15-03-2009 3:02am

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marcsignal wrote: »

don't mention the war

Which one? To whom?

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#10 15-03-2009 3:09am

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Thats funny but what did he get banned for? Would the mods posting here have banned him? Asking for this guy he is afraid to ask.
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#11 15-03-2009 3:54am

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RATM wrote: »

Just came across this, the famous Face Kicker.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=293557

Does he have the boards record for the quickest ban ?

Well there's a thanks button there if you want to thank him.
Immortalize poor oul' face kicker as the most thanked poster on Boards?

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#12 15-03-2009 3:58am

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Not another spankingthanking competition! :pac:

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#13 15-03-2009 5:14am

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spanking

:eek:

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#14 15-03-2009 1:04pm

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haha thats actually so good.. deffo someone who uses boards id say :pac:

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#15 15-03-2009 1:10pm

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The post is funny by itself but the post along with the username is verr funny.

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#16 15-03-2009 1:16pm

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RATM wrote: »

Just came across this, the famous Face Kicker.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=293557

Does he have the boards record for the quickest ban ?

Tricky one to say tbh. As has been mentioned, people get banned before even completing the signup process as the Smod would have been watching the new signups as they came in. Similarly with forum bans, the mod find out that a user is a troll/rereg before he starts posting on their forum and act accordingly.

I wouldn't say Face kicker is famous though, can't recall him myself. Why are you so interested in this chappie RATM? Hmmm?

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#17 15-03-2009 1:26pm

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I think it's fairly funny that tallaght01 thanked his post/thread lol.

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#18 15-03-2009 1:32pm

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Gordon wrote: »

I wouldn't say Face kicker is famous though, can't recall him myself. Why are you so interested in this chappie RATM? Hmmm?

Don't worry, I am not Face Kicker but I did find his eloquent posting style quite humourous.:D
Im interested in it because I found it quite daft that someone would go to the trouble of signing up and then immediately start posting things they knew well would result in a ban.

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#19 15-03-2009 1:33pm

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lol @ face kicker. The phone one was pretty good

Are there anymore like that around?

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#20 15-03-2009 1:36pm

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RATM wrote: »

Don't worry, I am not Face Kicker but I did find his eloquent posting style quite humourous.:D
Im interested in it because I found it quite daft that someone would go to the trouble of signing up and then immediately start posting things they knew well would result in a ban.

Well I think he came about because there was humour involved. Otherwise people do this to get into the prison forum to slag off certain people, to just piss people off in general, or because they want to leave the site in style. Quite varied reasons, a number of people have set themselves up for e-seppuku tbh.

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#21 15-03-2009 1:39pm

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what a legend post to be fair..!

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#22 15-03-2009 1:41pm

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Gordon wrote: »

a number of people have set themselves up for e-seppuku tbh.

What in Gods name is e-seppuku? Or what does it stand for?

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#23 15-03-2009 1:51pm

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He came back for an encore last christmas.

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#24 15-03-2009 2:52pm

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nowye'retalkin wrote: »

What in Gods name is e-seppuku? Or what does it stand for?

internet suicide :pac:
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/duchamp/410/seppuku.html

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#25 15-03-2009 3:50pm

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this dip**** jus got owned

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055513284

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#26 15-03-2009 3:59pm

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snyper wrote: »

this dip**** jus got owned

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055513284

Sure, he said "jew dicks". Seems to me that you can insult Christians, even Muslims here on After Hours but if you mention "jew dicks" you are liable to have a mod post your Bebo page for all to see. Look, I agree that posting something like "jew dicks" is childish and silly but I don't think it warrants having your personal details posted. A banning? Maybe, but not this.

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#27 15-03-2009 4:03pm

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Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Sure, he said "jew dicks". Seems to me that you can insult Christians, even Muslims here on After Hours but if you mention "jew dicks" you are liable to have a mod post your Bebo page for all to see. Look, I agree that posting something like "jew dicks" is childish and silly but I don't think it warrants having your personal details posted. A banning? Maybe, but not this.

Read through his previous posts (at least the ones we haven't deleted) and you will see a pattern.

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#28 15-03-2009 4:03pm

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Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Sure, he said "jew dicks". Seems to me that you can insult Christians, even Muslims here on After Hours but if you mention "jew dicks" you are liable to have a mod post your Bebo page for all to see. Look, I agree that posting something like "jew dicks" is childish and silly but I don't think it warrants having your personal details posted. A banning? Maybe, but not this.

The thread was spam
The topic was nonsence
The "jew dicks" was baiting for trolling comments
The justice was swift and sweet.

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#29 15-03-2009 4:05pm

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snyper wrote: »

The thread was spam
The topic was nonsence
The "jew dicks" was baiting for trolling comments
The justice was swift and sweet.

I agree with your first three sentences but personally, I thought the justice was a little harsh.

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#30 15-03-2009 4:05pm

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Sgt Hartman wrote: »

I agree with your first three sentences but personally, I thought the justice was a little harsh.

Then take it to the help desk or feedback.

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#31 15-03-2009 4:09pm

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Sgt Hartman wrote: »

I agree with your first three sentences but personally, I thought the justice was a little harsh.

Look at it as a warning to future trollers/spammers to see

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#32 15-03-2009 4:11pm

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Saibh wrote: »

Look at it as a warning to future trollers/spammers to see

quite true,
you cant just say what you want and get away with it
anyway terry did it all in a light hearted way tbh

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#33 15-03-2009 4:19pm

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

He came back for an encore last christmas.

I lolled...

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#34 15-03-2009 5:20pm

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Not another ****thanking competition! :pac:

FYP

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#35 15-03-2009 7:40pm

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I think he might have meant circumsized penis and think its kinda funny way of saying it. Might not have meant to be offensive considering the topic.

And i wonder how many people used the term Jap car that could be considered just as offensive if not more, and havent been punished?

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#36 15-03-2009 8:10pm

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minxie wrote: »

internet suicide :pac:
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/duchamp/410/seppuku.html

Good to learn something new every day! Thanks.

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#37 15-03-2009 8:11pm

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snyper wrote: »

The thread was spam
The topic was nonsence
The "jew dicks" was baiting for trolling comments
The justice was swift and sweet.

lol

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#38 15-03-2009 8:12pm

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No no no people, there was an even funnier face kicker incident and as soon as I find it I'll post it up. I won't say what it was in case I ruin it. This is the post that got me into AH.

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#39 15-03-2009 9:01pm

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Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Sure, he said "jew dicks". Seems to me that you can insult Christians, even Muslims here on After Hours but if you mention "jew dicks" you are liable to have a mod post your Bebo page for all to see. Look, I agree that posting something like "jew dicks" is childish and silly but I don't think it warrants having your personal details posted. A banning? Maybe, but not this.

He posted his own personal details on the site. Click his username and view homepage.

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#40 15-03-2009 9:09pm

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tech77 wrote: »

Well there's a thanks button there if you want to thank him.
Immortalize poor oul' face kicker as the most thanked poster on Boards?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=197173

43 posts 78 thanks

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#41 15-03-2009 9:10pm

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Valmont wrote: »

No no no people, there was an even funnier face kicker incident and as soon as I find it I'll post it up. I won't say what it was in case I ruin it. This is the post that got me into AH.

If its better than face kicker i have to see it!

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

He posted his own personal details on the site. Click his username and view homepage.

i actually pm'd terry about it.. perfect response: "he shouldn't be trolling" and i immediately agreed :P

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