Steak & Blowjob Day

liah

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Hope you guys have a good one..

giggsy664

Pfffttt. This thread was made 28 days ago.

It was entitled "only 28 days to go lads"

abouttobebanned

Yes but now it's today so this thread is the only relevant one. Well done OP.

Owen

I'd forgotten all about this, cheers OP!

Rented Mule

I feel sorry for the cows !!!

AckwelFoley

I like my steak bloody.

I hope she doesnt get mixed up

Vain

Id say someone would have better odds of winning the lotto than getting there lady to go along with s & bj day. Now im off to play the lotto:p

i71jskz5xu42pb

Rented Mule wrote: »

I feel sorry for the cows !!!

The kinda cows you go out with, I'd feel sorry for them too.

star-pants

Why did I think it was march 10th? ... .whats march 10th then?

yarglags

Well,we're going out for something to eat later. I'll take matters into my own hands and order a steak and see where it leads....

Tigger

march 10th was when barry sheen died

I forgot it was today, forgot to get steaks =(

Berty

OMG I just had a 12 ounce steak for lunch which I did not pay for . My boss paid for it. . I am collecting herself later on.

:D

Samurai

feck left it too late to find a gf, suppose I've got 364 days left!

bambera

guess i know what im doing tonight so

Professey Chin

I hope you all get bitten ......hard!:mad:

lucky fuppers:(

Mmmm_Lemony

Bought nice bottle of plonk, fillet steaks, onions, made a lovely 2hr marinade... then went and had a row last night with the bird i've been meeting up with lately...

Looks like steak and tug day for me, immediately followed by feelings of guilt...

Bollcox!

Innervision

Today is me & the bf's 1 year anniversary...guess I know what his present will be!

up them Schteps

Best Day Ever

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying sh!t while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (3 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Jessica Alba
(bending over, naturally)
6:45 sh!t, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Whole Chelsea team assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

TPD

up them Schteps wrote: »

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Lol brilliant

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

chughes

Thanks to this thread I've only just discovered that today is steak and bj day. I was wondering why there seemed to be a lot of steak ads on TV (Superquinn, Supervalu etc.) during the past week. Anyway, I think it's a great idea and could be considered another blow for the brotherhood.:D

mikom

Can't wait for smoked salmon and lick-out day.

thebigcheese22

mikom wrote: »

Can't wait for smoked salmon and lick-out day.

I thought that was Valentines Day??

antodeco

mikom wrote: »

Can't wait for smoked salmon and lick-out day.

Im pretty sure they both taste the same.

Mint Sauce

bought my own steak earlier today....

KTRIC

I had Sushi today, no steak. So I have to tell the missus that its 2 BJ's to make up for it.

KnifeWRENCH

Steak & Blowjob day sucks without the steak and the blowjob.

GLaDOS

square_igloo wrote: »

Steak & Blowjob day sucks without the steak and the blowjob.

Aye

thebigcheese22

square_igloo wrote: »

Steak & Blowjob day sucks without the steak and the blowjob.

Aye

Aw its ok guys I'm in the same boat as ye today...

I'l just be getting my S & B on Monday!

Kimbot

thebigcheese22 wrote: »

Aw its ok guys I'm in the same boat as ye today...

I'l just be getting my S & B on Monday!

Ah its not the same having it on Monday mate, could you imagine telling the other half she wasn't getting anything on valentines until the 18th??

galwayrush

I got neither a B.J. or steak.:(

Tar.Aldarion

bj & bj day

jester77

Meh, just like a normal day for me

thebigcheese22

jonny24ie wrote: »

Ah its not the same having it on Monday mate, could you imagine telling the other half she wasn't getting anything on valentines until the 18th??

Tbh I dont think she'd have a problem with that!

minidazzler

OK, I like, forgot to find a girl willing to do this for today, any girls from Cork want to party? You make the Steak I'll bring the Meat.....

giggsy664

up them Schteps wrote: »

Best Day Ever

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying sh!t while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (3 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Jessica Alba
(bending over, naturally)
6:45 sh!t, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Whole Chelsea team assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

You mean:

Blowjob
Shìte
Blowjob
Golf
Alcohol
Blowjob
Golf
Bahamas
Handjob
Alcohol
Blowjob
Fart
Sleep

Professey Chin

Days over and i got nothing.
And I hope all who did burn in hell for all eternity.
Pack of vankers:(

Mmmm_Lemony

Best day ever!

chughes

Lemony, I'm glad to hear that things went down OK for you on the day.

Eric Cartman

up them Schteps wrote: »

7:00 Watch news—Whole Chelsea team assassinated

sir i have never lolled so hard in my life