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The old switcheroo!

  • 13-03-2009 9:23pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭


    I don't know how it happened but there I was at the cash machine paying for a new wireless router when a wave of criminal ingenuity washed over me. I suddenly figured out a way to get two items of almost anything for the price of one! Aaaaand here's how it works:


    First go to a shop and buy something. It must be in a box where you can't see the contents.

    Go back to the same shop a few days later carrying a bag containing the box from your previous purchase with the contents removed and replaced with something of equal weight.

    <snip of incredibly cunning plan. As cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning.>
    Walk out of the shop with your new €0 purchase.

    *******

    Profit!



    !! I'm not gonna try this and you shouldn't either! Stealing is bad mmmkay... !!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    *sigh* Release the hounds...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Telling people how to break the law........ I can't see that going down well here. Bye bye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    But I'm innocent I tells ye! I too was shocked by this moment of clarity!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭artnotort


    quite elaborate
    i think any member of staff woulds notice a swap
    this is silly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,963 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Summon Paul Williams..there's a new criminal mastermind in town.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Jaysus.


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