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Thinking things through.....

  • 13-03-2009 9:24am
    #1
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭


    or not, as the case may be.
    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
    Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
    The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    So.. what happened?

    Hahaha, click the link, the picture on the left about mermaids and flying pigs, you can be almost guaranteed that's what her face was like when she realised it went wrong!


  • #3
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    The poor thing mush have been Black n Decker blue:eek:


  • #4
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    wrote:
    The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman,

    You wouldn't see that in the US comedy show "Home Improvement" with Tim Allen.


  • #5
    Big Wave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 313 ✭✭Big Wave


    Zadkiel wrote: »
    The poor thing mush have been Black n Decker blue:eek:
    Don't turn the thread into another sh*t pun-fest. It's always some goof who starts it off.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Black n Pecker.


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  • #7
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Deleted User wrote: »
    So.. what happened?

    Hahaha, click the link, the picture on the left about mermaids and flying pigs, you can be almost guaranteed that's what her face was like when she realised it went wrong!

    Considering how quickly women have scooted from my presence after a failed 'howye...what are ye havin', I find it rather odd to realise somebody would still be there after the following rough exchange....

    'What are you doing?'

    'I'm just attaching the Dildo to the blade of the Sabre Saw...with you in a tic'.


  • #8
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Sounds like an episode of Home Improvement..

    God, i'd love to do nasty things to that Jill


  • #9
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    He's an idiot for thinking it'd be an OK thing to do, she's an idiot for letting him do it.


  • #10
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Big Wave wrote: »
    Don't turn the thread into another sh*t pun-fest. It's always some goof who starts it off.

    Sorry but I think its a pun worthy thread :P


  • #11
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    He saw her coming alright


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  • #12
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Darwin Award on its way.


  • #13
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Now that I think about it, I think there was a black comedy about a mysogynist superhero running round with a dildo attached to a kango.....Wasn't in english....


  • #14
    bambera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭bambera


    Has anyone ever seen the film "Burn after reading" were George Clooney makes a rocking chair with a dildo attached? Much safer option you would think.


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