Losing the head on the way to school..

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Crocodile-Attack-Croc-Bites-Off-Girls-Head-On-Agusan-Marsh-In-Philippines/Article/200903215240174?lpos=World_News_News_Your_Way_Region_5&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15240174_Crocodile_Attack%3A_Croc_Bites_Off_Girls_Head_On_Agusan_Marsh_In_Philippines

skynews wrote:

A crocodile has bitten off a 10-year-old girl's head after knocking over the canoe she was travelling in.

She was on her way to a floating school on the Agusan Marsh in the Philippineswhen the huge reptile capsized the boat, the provincial government said.
The girl fell into the water during the attack on Saturday, but her headless body was not discovered until two days later.
A classmate who was with her was rescued by a man who had been escorting the pair in another boat, said Ruel Hipulan, head of the private group which runs the school.
"It's a monster crocodile," he said. Witnesses said the crocodile was about 30ft (nine metres) long.
The floating school has been temporarily closed while a search for the crocodile is under way.
Around 100 members of the Manobo tribe have been forced to leave their houses, which sit on the lake on stilts, amid fears of another attack.
The Agusan Marsh in southern Mindanao island is a sanctuary for protected species including freshwater crocodiles and soft-shell turtles.
Crocodile attacks in the area are rare but the reptiles have become aggressive recently because they have had little to feed on.
The lake has been swollen for the past several months, causing fish to scatter to other places.

Kiera

:eek: School on a Saturday?

Professey Chin

There shoulda been a sign giving people a heads up

Sorry

starflake

And she only headin' off to school

HarryPalmer

First and last time she ever gave head, I suppose.

Latchy

Bleeding crocs and sharks. They will eat anything .,even humans



poor kid

Mr.Lizard

That croc sure has some neck!

orestes

And people here complain about there not being seat-belts on school buses

Latchy

It was reported last week that the family of a man in the everglades region , who remains were found inside a croc refused to have the captured croc slaughtered . Protecting the spiecies is one thing but not so sure I would feel same way .People are strange .

Sharpshooter

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

That croc sure has some neck!

Two, now.

Ghost Train

floating schools, what will they think of next

Latchy

Good crocodiles are hard to get into these days




Lame joke ......needz a drink

Sharpshooter

Ghost Train wrote: »

floating schools, what will they think of next

Floating bodies.

Ghost Train

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Floating bodies.

you mean bodies like the department of education

Kold

This thread is funny because it involves a 10 year old getting decapitated.

Latchy

Black humor I Guess runs runs through about 50% of threads on boards but you are right to point it out

Sir Gallagher

Sad story, probably wouldn't be half as many as the tasteless jokes on here if it had happened in an english speaking or european country.

SoWatchaWant

Guys, someone just died. A kid, no less. I wouldn't feel compelled to joke about that...

Bottle_of_Smoke

I'm guessing they only go for human meat as a last resort, considering it didn't eat her body. Just saw a moving target and went for it.

orestes

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Guys, someone just died. A kid, no less. I wouldn't feel compelled to joke about that...

They're just having a bit of a laugh, it's nothing to lose the head about

She wont be the head of the class anymore.

oh no you didn't

Mena

Kiera wrote: »

:eek: School on a Saturday?

Thursday and Friday are Saturday and Sunday in many countries, specifically the Middle East and Asia. Nothing strange there.

As to the OP, sad story, but this kind of thing happens often when you don't live in a country that has a McD's ever 100ft.

Zadkiel

Mena wrote: »

Thursday and Friday are Saturday and Sunday in many countries, specifically the Middle East and Asia. Nothing strange there.

As to the OP, sad story, but this kind of thing happens often when you don't live in a country that has a McD's ever 100ft.

Croc's are fonder of McDonalds than Kiddy heads?

Mena

Zadkiel wrote: »

Croc's are fonder of McDonalds than Kiddy heads?

Actually, if you removed the bun, I'd say yes. Too much bone in a head.

chrissb7

i think im going to hell for laughing at this

Mr.Lizard

Apparently the head-count was one short during roll call.

Terry

They should be banned.

Sleipnir

Well she was poor and foreign so we can all have a good laugh. Which is great cos you're all ****ing hilarious.

big b

Sleipnir wrote: »

Well she was poor and foreign so we can all have a good laugh. Which is great cos you're all ****ing hilarious.

Yes. We demand retribution.




and make it snappy

ShooterSF

latchyco wrote: »

Blak humor I Guess runs runs through about 50% of threads on boards but you are right to point it out

Ooooh. Racist!

Zzippy

latchyco wrote: »

It was reported last week that the family of a man in the everglades region , who remains were found inside a croc refused to have the captured croc slaughtered . Protecting the spiecies is one thing but not so sure I would feel same way .People are strange .

How did they know his remains were inside the croc if they didn't kill it and cut it open?

Latchy

ShooterSF wrote: »

Ooooh. Racist!

I jus luv Chris Rock

Zzippy wrote: »

How did they know his remains were inside the croc if they didn't kill it and cut it open?

The croc spat it out ? X-ray ray ? They do have ways .They can actually find body parts in wild animals without cutting them open .If I find the article in question I will post . :cool:

CreepingDeath

They had a specialist look at it... a head master.

Zzippy

Zzippy wrote: »

How did they know his remains were inside the croc if they didn't kill it and cut it open?

they rang his phone silly

Iang87

crocodiles eating men in america, crocodiles eating little girls heads off in waterworld. what next .................. eh i got nothing