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Birthday Budget..

  • 12-03-2009 3:08pm
    #1
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭


    So the lads over on Kildare Street are being extra cool and hosting a special budget on my birthday this year.. Do you think they'll include the cost of a cake for me in it? I mean, I know times are hard, but surely they can spare 1.50 for a swiss roll..

    If the budget being on your birthday meant the government HAD to give you a present, what would you ask for from them??


Comments

  • #2
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    A resignation


  • #3
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,158 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Australian Residency & The Mercedes Willie O'Dea does not use.


  • #4
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    That they all fight to the death, royal rumble style, for my amusement.


  • #5
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭el_tiddlero


    ScumLord wrote: »
    That they all fight to the death, royal rumble style, for my amusement.

    ooh.. an over the top rope extravaganza.. I like that one.. Would they have to die during their elimination, or would execution follow it.. you know, once they go over the top and both feet hit the ground the hounds with bees in their mouths are unleashed, and then the bees shoot them..?


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    ooh.. and over the top rope extravaganza.. I like that one.. Would they have to die during their elimination, or would execution follow it.. you know, once they go over the top and both feet hit the ground the hounds with bees in their mouths are unleashed, and then the bees shoot them..?
    Back in the good days maybe, but at best all we can afford these days is violent monkeys with hurls .


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  • #7
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭el_tiddlero


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Back in the good days maybe, but at best all we can afford these days is violent monkeys with hurls .

    HURLER MONKEYS? :eek::eek::eek:

    What an age we live in..


  • #8
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    A job :(


  • #9
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭el_tiddlero


    banshee_bones wrote: »
    A job :(

    you could be a hurler monkey trainer.. it's a brand new industry, you'd love it.


  • #10
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    I'm gonna go ahead and load my gun...


  • #11
    sillyputty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 654 ✭✭✭sillyputty


    A baby meer cat .... just because


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  • #12
    swingking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,258 ✭✭✭swingking


    Mary Harney's food budget. Now that's a LOT!!!


  • #13
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    I'd like my SSIA again as it appears i've 'mislaid' the first one....


  • #14
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    ScumLord wrote: »
    That they all fight to the death, royal rumble style, for my amusement.
    Leinster House Battle Royale !

    I hear Biffo is a mean knife fighter.


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