Little boy on the farm

skinner2x

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother
asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little irritated, so he goes to feed the chickens and he
kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk
in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for
a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway

across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother w! ith a smile, and says, "Are you

going to tell him, or should I?"

dh0661

have some stars

Podge2k7

Great One.!:D

kmart6

Great!!!

Pal

i dont get it

BigEejit

Hehe

I just liked the cat kicking part.

Kick more cats



/me runs and hides

Insect Overlord

I laughed

galwayrush

Excellent.:cool:

curryman

Made me laugh:)