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Caught short on the golf course?

  • 11-03-2009 10:03pm
    #1
    Par72
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭


    Caught short on the course and no trees or toilets in sight? Here is the solution! http://uroclub.org/. I really wish this was a joke but it seems it isn't.

    So, anyone going to buy one?


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  • #2
    BUACHAILL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭BUACHAILL


    I dont think I will be using one, its a club which means I would have to leave a wedge etc out of my bag for it to be there , are u taking the p.iss???? ha


  • #3
    Par72
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Par72


    The towel is a nice touch though, no? You could use it to clean your balls afterwards, har har!


  • #4
    dvemail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,431 ✭✭✭dvemail


    Ha nice, should make a good christmas present.


  • #5
    JCDUB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭JCDUB


    I've already ordered mine.

    It will be available for loan at a rate of $9.99 per round, disinfectant not included.

    Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for any diseases, infections or inflammations caused by use of this product, including towel;)


  • #6
    kagni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 643 ✭✭✭kagni


    When I get caught short I always find it's easier to piss into the pocket of my playing partners bag (or his half drank bottle of Lucozade sport).


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  • #7
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,610 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Getting caught short for a piss is no big deal, it's when you need to go to brown town you start to get worried!

    In south africa a few months ago we were on the 12th hole having had a somewhat nder-cooked chicken curry at the halfway house. One of the lads started getting cramps in his stomach. We were miles from the clubhouse so he grabbed the towel off the cart and went into the bushes to take care of business!


  • #8
    PhilipMarlowe
    Subscribers Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭PhilipMarlowe


    JCDUB wrote: »
    I've already ordered mine.

    It will be available for loan at a rate of $9.99 per round, disinfectant not included.

    Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for any diseases, infections or inflammations caused by use of this product, including towel;)

    So the ladyboy wasn't just a caddy afterall...


  • #9
    slumped
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭slumped


    Anyone know where I can get a second hand one?


  • #10
    1916
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 480 ✭✭1916


    Doesn't KJ Choi have one??

    1006737.jpg


  • #11
    Par72
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Par72


    1916 wrote: »
    Doesn't KJ Choi have one??

    1006737.jpg

    Certainly looks like it all right!


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  • #12
    ManFromAtlantis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭ManFromAtlantis


    what will they come up with for no 2


  • #13
    BunkerMentality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭BunkerMentality


    ManFromAtlantis wrote: »
    what will they come up with for no 2

    I'm planning a golf range for these, prices start at 99.99


  • #14
    Mayor Adam West
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭Mayor Adam West


    possibly one of the most disgusting inventions i've ever had the misfortune of seeing.......


  • #15
    BunkerMentality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭BunkerMentality


    Mayor Adam West wrote: »
    possibly one of the most disgusting inventions i've ever had the misfortune of seeing.......

    Would have loved seeing the pitch that on Dragon's Den :)


  • #16
    charlieIRL
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,275 Mod ✭✭✭✭charlieIRL


    hahahaha, only in america!!:D:D


  • #17
    Goodluck2me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,404 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    fullstop wrote: »
    Getting caught short for a piss is no big deal, it's when you need to go to brown town you start to get worried!

    In south africa a few months ago we were on the 12th hole having had a somewhat nder-cooked chicken curry at the halfway house. One of the lads started getting cramps in his stomach. We were miles from the clubhouse so he grabbed the towel off the cart and went into the bushes to take care of business!
    who?


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