What is the most random thing someone has said during a conversation?

jigsaw07

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Captain Darling

jigsaw07 wrote: »

yet another question. enjoy!

Thanks, you really shouldnt have.......

Stercus Accidit

Omg, oim loike, so totally random!

amacachi

Overheard two guys in London at 5am talking on the street as I was heading back to a Hostel, all I heard was one of them saying "So I ****ed his sister...". May not have been random in the context of their conversation though.

jigsaw07

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Zillah

Why don't you stop posting forever?


Ok, I'll admit, that was blindingly obvious to everyone reading the original post rather than like, so random, but I think it's worth asking nonetheless.

Gone West

Random is an absence of pattern...

Although lots of kids these days seem to be making a lot of off-the-wall comments, which do not fit the flow of conversation. I believe that they hope their remarks are perceived as "random" by others, in a desperate attempt at peer-validation. But really, it just shows up their lack of personality, and what they will do for attention.

mumhaabu

I was on the Luas and these two really young scumbags like 12 or 13 were on the tram and some of the stuff they came out with was absolutely outrageous, and then one of the group farted (a large group from about 12 to 16) and I swear I came quite close to vomiting and could not evacuate the tram quickly enough.

Note to self: Next time take a taxi!

Oh, you're in john's house? omg, loike, that's SO random!


No it fscking isn't, stfu :mad:

jigsaw07

Sorry guys for posting a stupid question.

Fago!

Scene 1: Me and 2 of my mates were walkin down the street. Me and one of them were talking about a match we were recently at. The other mate just outta no-where said:

"Right lads, so I was fingerin' my hole last night....."

He was trying to be funny in an off the cuff kinda way, but me and the other mate just broke our **** laughing. He of course protested that he was joking.

I don't care If he was, I just thought it was hilarious that he brought it up out of nowhere. Still to this day, people slag him over it.

Scene 2: Me and another mate were walking down the street. He was talking about how someone had run up a HUGE phone bill at his house by calling a sex line.

Then, the week later, the two of us along with the chap from scene 1 were walking along and, again out of the blue, he said:

"Oh (Insert friends name), by the way, I called a sex line on your gaff phone and was on it for hours"

Again, he said he was joking.

I pissed myself laughing having heard the story the week before, but he got an ear lashin' for it and not admitting it before hand.

He has since learned to shut his big mouth. Two random outbursts of truth. Excellent.

DemonLilith

Bf today, walks out of the kitchen and says "the slop is slopifying"

Snowie

at wow game master training some nerdy NERD I mean this huy had a trench coat was skinny and acted like an 8 year old he was 27 and yway long speal about world of war craft he could do a human version of the troll dance..and waffeling on about something,
out of no where all i could thing of has this guy ever kissed a girl ? except i asked him
his answer was

yeah once

fourfiveone

Was on a Stag Friday and Saturday night. Sunday morning, I'm having breakfast with two friends of 15 years.
Mid-conversation about traffic and driving home one pipes up with: 'I'm meeting my parents for lunch. I'm so hungover I'll probably tell them I fancy my sister'.......Tumbleweed......Nervous/Incredulous laughter.

Mcfast

one of the lads started a conversation with...hey you know when you dont know if its a fart or a poo....:eek:

Michellenman

'My garden wall isn't 4ft high'

Fratton Fred

Went camping with a mate down in Newquay, both hung over, had a fry up, decided it was too early for a beer so smoked a couple of fat ones. We both lay outside the tent soaking up the sun when mate comes out with "aren't hedgehogs ****ing stupid to fall down cattle grids" still don't know why.

Malice

How can something be "most random"? Either it's random or it isn't!

" I'm pregnant"

"WHAT?"

"With YOUR baby !"

" Oh F%*k !"

Berty

I was very hungeroverish on a train in eastern europe(damned e.european beers) and was describing how thick some guy was.

I said he had a head as thick as a labrador. I was asked to further explain my description. I said "you know how hard a labradors head is, well you know when you punch it like".

I was then questioned as to why I know what it feels like to punch a labrador in the head.

I still cannot fathom an answer to that manic question.

Abi

Berty wrote: »

I was very hungeroverish on a train in eastern europe(damned e.european beers) and was describing how thick some guy was.

I said he had a head as thick as a labrador. I was asked to further explain my description. I said "you know how hard a labradors head is, well you know when you punch it like".

I was then questioned as to why I know what it feels like to punch a labrador in the head.

I still cannot fathom an answer to that manic question.

I geddit!


Its not you, its them. Bah!

Sam Vimes

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

That uncle john's a character alright

S.I.R

was talking to a mate earlier about text sex and what a load of rubbish it truly is when out of nowhere he said " head crab, apply directly to the forehead.. "

made me a half life fan rofl uncontrollably...


was a family guy style moment...

Crackerspray

I was really hung over a few months ago and a group of us from the night before were leaving my friends house with my friends parents. We were talking about what the dog might get up to when we're all away (parents were there so conversation was simple and limited!)when I tried to add to the conversation.

Me: I bet she (the dog) just....

*que my mind going COMPLETELY blank*
.......
hangover has kicked in fully and everyone is standing around the front door waiting for the end of the sentence..... panic...

.......

*few seconds more*

.......

eh, she eh... just has a ****!!

Now everyone is just silent as super catholic parents pierce me with dirty looks..... everyone moves slowly on with smiles wrapped from ear to ear.

I now avoid any form of conversation during hangovers seeing as my brain is on complete shut-down!

longshanks

i love lamp

Biggins

Girl says to me out of the blue "I love to hug trees!

All I could reply was "Aaa ok!" lol

jane86

Two of my friends and I were standing together waiting to go into class in college. Friend one and I were talking about college work when friend two butts in "I love a good sausage!".

adzer86

I was woken up one night by my at the time GF to her saying "So who is this dirty blonde bit ch you are going on about"
My GF was a brunette. Dammit, i cant even stay faithful in my sleep!!

Terry

jigsaw07 wrote: »

Sorry guys for posting a stupid question.

If you start another thread with a question attached, you better contribute to the thread itself. If you don't, I will ban you.