Tongue bite girlfriend faces jail

Nodin

Only place I think to put this, as we don't have a 'Sufferin Jaysus' forum...

A woman who bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a drunken birthday kiss has been told she faces jail.[/b] Tracy Davies, 40, bit off a third of Mark Coghill's tongue after telling him "you never give me smoochy kisses any more".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/7935311.stm

They couldn't sew it back on either.

banshee_bones

ooo looks like the cat got his tounge eh!

:pac:

ProjectColossus

Doubt he'll be going down on her anymore.

Turd Ferguson

WTF is wrong with smoochy kisses?

Mr. Incognito

Nngats Nneribble!

Nodin

ProjectColossus wrote: »

Doubt he'll be going down on her anymore.

You should watch the Japanese film "Audition".

My name is URL

How will he testify?

Nodin

Upward Spiral wrote: »

How will he testify?

miff mgrayde mifficuldy

Silverfish

Christ of almighty

This is one for the 'You shouldn't hit a woman' crowd. :mad:

Thrill

Ah sure, she was only joking. It was meant to be tongue in cheek.

Professey Chin

She wont get jail.Probably just a big tongue lashing

Turd Ferguson

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

She wont get jail.Probably just a big tongue lashing

Why would you say such a horrible pun? Next time try biting your tongue...

javaboy

Some of the jokes here are in very poor taste.

Speaking of which, I wonder which bit she bit off: tongue

banshee_bones

Guess he wont have to deal with being tounge tied anymore...

Biggins

What an utter vile person!

Thrill

She probably didn't realize that she'd get jail time. Looks like she bit off more than she could chew.

Next..........

Nodin

javaboy wrote: »

Some of the jokes here are in very poor taste.

Speaking of which, I wonder which bit she bit off: tongue

Well, cut the end third offof that pic and there ye go. All the "salty/sweet" parts and parts of the sour.

At least her pic is out. We don't have one of 'the 'testicle tearer' from a while back.

dr.bollocko

From the Link above:

He said: "Then when she did stop, she opened her mouth and looked at me in such a way that I have never seen anyone do before."

Mr Coghill said he could see part of his tongue inside her mouth.

He said: "She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days.

"A 'mmmm' sound."

She then spat it on the floor, he said.

MMMmmmmmm.

Professey Chin

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Why would you say such a horrible pun? Next time try biting your tongue...

I guess I bit off more then I could chew with that pun

EDIT: Ah feck.Someone already used that one

foxshooter243

Jaysus ! im speechless.....and so is he!:D

JangoFett

Nodin wrote: »

Only place I think to put this, as we don't have a 'Sufferin Jaysus' forum...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/7935311.stm

They couldn't sew it back on either.

She's insane and belongs to be in jail, what kind of a freakin lunatic does that to someone?!!

The_Minister

Mr Coghill said he could see part of his tongue inside her mouth.

He said: "She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days.

"A 'mmmm' sound."

She then spat it on the floor, he said.

What

The

Frack.

JangoFett

Wow.

This is a case of he'd be justified in headbutting a woman. In fact, I'm disappointed he didn't

DarkJager

Lock this bitch up and throw away the key.

Professey Chin

JangoFett wrote: »

She's insane and belongs to be in jail, what kind of a freakin lunatic does that to someone?!!

True. Hopefully she makes atonguements in future

Im disgusted in myself for that one:o *gets coat*

BigEejit

From the look of her she might have just been a bit hungry, I'd say she is like that a lot of the time :pac:

Looks like she is picking her nose in that picture, might have been hungry again :eek:

Sharpshooter

Thrill wrote: »

She probably didn't realize that she'd get jail time.

I'd say that stung alright.

ProjectColossus

Nodin wrote: »

You should watch the Japanese film "Audition".

Saw it a few years ago. It was good.

Thrill

Lads, be sure to give the other half a nice big "smoochy kiss" to avoid this kind of thing happening to you.

Genghiz Cohen

Silverfish wrote: »

This is one for the 'You shouldn't hit a woman' crowd. :mad:

I thought that parody group had died out ages ago.

n1ck

In fairness to the lad, he was right not to give her "smoochy" kisses, I mean... look at her, it'd be like kissing a donkey's arse.

Professey Chin

n1ck wrote: »

In fairness to the lad, he was right not to give her "smoochy" kisses, I mean... look at her, it'd be like kissing a donkey's arse.

How dare you insult my bellas rump :mad:

Blazer

christ...have you looked at her?
Any man that kissed that yoke shouldn't be allowed kiss another girl after that.
Asked for a comment the man said "bbbbbiiiitttttttttttttccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh!"

Kiera

:eek: I've been found out. I swear i found my avatar on the street.....

SoWatchaWant

What a vile woman.

Gummy Panda

On the bright side at least it wasn't his knob. Sure only kissing she'll be doing is the box of a big hairy dyke in prison.

ps. Never watch Tokyo Gore Police *shudders*

Sharpshooter

Jesus,he'd have lost the head altogether.

kowloon

She'll be out looking for a new man after a month, be careful people. :eek:

MagicMarker

Did you see her picture?

It's obvious she was just a tad peckish. A woman's gotta eat god damn it.

Gummy Panda

He said: "Then when she did stop, she opened her mouth and looked at me in such a way that I have never seen anyone do before."

Mr Coghill said he could see part of his tongue inside her mouth.

He said: "She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days.

"A 'mmmm' sound."

She then spat it on the floor, he said.

Very dramatic!

Reminds me of :

Peter's Molestation Lawsuit against Dr. Hartman

flyton5

Kinky bitch!!

*removes trousers*

*fap, fap, fap*

(dont judge me)