Unite our scattered children

topper75 · 10-03-2009 2:59pm #1

With Iceland in a troubled state economically, is now the time to extend the hand of a cash offer to consolidate them into a Greater Ireland?

They are practically genetically us anyway. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090116073205.htm

We could also look at Montserrat in the Carribean. Time to bring the old black Irish back into the fold. Cromwell, you genious!

A Greater Ireland could emerge so much stronger and diversified in the upturn by pulling all the sons and daughters of the Gael. No blitzkriegs or Anschluss or nothing. This would all be by peaceful agreement.

What about Newfoundland? Every heard those guys talk? They are us too.

We should also definitely open negotiations with the island of New Ireland to gain a strategic presence in the Pacific.

javaboy · 10-03-2009 3:02pm

Yes increasing the unemployment levels is a good idea.

qz · 10-03-2009 3:03pm

I have a radio in my car.

chin_grin · 10-03-2009 3:07pm

So in essence you want to create a super-race or "Uber-Mensch" as you call them? I dunno man, sounds kinda crazy.

ejmaztec · 10-03-2009 3:12pm

topper75 wrote: »

is now the time to extend the hand of a cash offer to consolidate them into a Greater Ireland?

I think that your plan has just gone down the toilet and sunk without trace.

Tar.Aldarion · 10-03-2009 3:20pm

My cats breath smells like cat food.

flyton5 · 10-03-2009 3:34pm

I'm a firetruck. *siren noises*

Rb · 10-03-2009 3:46pm

qz wrote: »

I have a radio in my car.

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

My cats breath smells like cat food.

flyton5 wrote: »

I'm a firetruck. *siren noises*

:rolleyes:

Miguel_Sanchez · 10-03-2009 3:50pm

That's exactly what our politicians need right now - more countries to mismanage.

Agamemnon · 10-03-2009 4:02pm

What are Icelandic women like?

AnonoBoy · 10-03-2009 4:07pm

Agamemnon wrote: »

What are Icelandic women like?

Bjork.

One whole nation of mental Bjorks.

My name is URL · 10-03-2009 4:08pm

Agamemnon wrote: »

What are Icelandic women like?

Cold and generally miserable, alot like Irish women

AnonoBoy · 10-03-2009 4:12pm

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Cold and generally miserable, alot like Irish women

You liar. You know very well they're all little woollen-jumper wearing pixies, full of joy and mischief.

BlitzKrieg · 10-03-2009 4:19pm

A Greater Ireland could emerge so much stronger and diversified in the upturn by pulling all the sons and daughters of the Gael. No blitzkriegs or Anschluss or nothing. This would all be by peaceful agreement.

And what do you have against me being in our lovely country?

Agamemnon · 10-03-2009 4:20pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Bjork.

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Cold and generally miserable

/pulls up pants and types with two hands again

Feck, forget it so. Montserrat will be a better bet, you can probably grow great weed there.

GeeNorm · 10-03-2009 4:26pm

I heard about a famine that happened yonks ago and millions of people did a legger from various boglands to the UK if I'm not mistaken. I was in the UK once and apart from the eye colour thing, they do look eerily like us... someone from the new expanded republic of ireland should look into this.

dsmythy · 10-03-2009 4:31pm

Icelanders like their drink. Pity about their climate though. Makes ours seem like heaven.

thebman · 10-03-2009 4:32pm

We don't have the money to do that. Iceland is a crippling burden we can't afford. They need more help than we can give. I feel for the people of Iceland but EU membership would be better for them than some thrown together union of Irish based on genetic and cultural similarties.

A lot of these places are so far away that a union would be hard to manage. Why not just stay in the EU, is it not big enough for this island of 4 million people?

Dave! · 10-03-2009 4:34pm

Rb wrote: »

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

I win.

Red Hand · 10-03-2009 4:41pm

Dave! wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

I win.

I've got eyes normally spaced.

:rolleyes:......:rolleyes:

I win cause I'm normal.

FlutterinBantam · 10-03-2009 4:44pm

Agamemnon wrote: »

What are Icelandic women like?

They like a good fat knob,if I recollect correctly.

Kintarō Hattori · 10-03-2009 5:43pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

They like a good fat knob,if I recollect correctly.

A knob of butter right?

On topic OP. You want to take advantage of them in a time of need in order to furthur our own country. Isn't that what starts wars?

Call Me Jimmy · 10-03-2009 5:46pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

They like a good fat knob,if I recollect correctly.

Are you trying to imply that you've had The Sex?

ScumLord · 10-03-2009 5:54pm

I don't trust a county made out of ice, it'll just melt in the global warming.

RATM · 10-03-2009 5:59pm

ScumLord wrote: »

I don't trust a county made out of ice, it'll just melt in the global warming.

And after its melted away we'll still have their huge fishing rights. Yay, lots of lovely cod :pac:

pablomakaveli · 10-03-2009 8:32pm

topper75 wrote: »

With Iceland in a troubled state economically, is now the time to extend the hand of a cash offer to consolidate them into a Greater Ireland?

I remember this Austrian lad who wanted a Greater Germany. Adolf something was his name. Nice guy. Liked to play the banjo.

kowloon · 10-03-2009 8:43pm

GeeNorm wrote: »

I was in the UK once and apart from the eye colour thing, they do look eerily like us...

Glowing red with royalist hate?

Explain the eye colour thing.

Agamemnon · 10-03-2009 9:53pm

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I remember this Austrian lad who wanted a Greater Germany. Adolf something was his name. Nice guy. Liked to play the banjo.

He was damn good at it too, the Jimi Hendrix of the banjo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSZ8X2pB6r8

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