After Hours 'wit'

Milky Moo · 10-03-2009 2:10pm #1

So this isn't a dig so much as a question,does anyone else find themselves scrutinising what they write before they start threads to make sure there arn't easy jokes in it?

Like when you are around an annoying little cousin who picks up on every double entrendre ( yeah yeah i know i'd like to double her entrendre hahaha) or is that an essential part of after hours?

Discuss...

Professey Chin · 10-03-2009 2:11pm

Nope. Go with the flow which usually means stupider comments and typos

FlutterinBantam · 10-03-2009 2:12pm

NO!

ronnie3585 · 10-03-2009 2:14pm

Milky Moo wrote: »

i'd like to double her entrendre hahaha

Your little cousin?

Discuss...

Saibh · 10-03-2009 2:14pm

Rule No 1: Never start a thread in AH

10-03-2009 2:18pm

"Wit" is a very strong word don't ya think?! To answer your question, no. Nor do I find myself wondering what the thankswhoring first poster will write.

10-03-2009 2:18pm

No such thing as after hours wit..

Replace the W and an SH and you have what most of the "wit" in here amounts to.

SV · 10-03-2009 2:20pm

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

No such thing as after hours wit..

Replace the W and an SH and you have what most of the "wit" in here amounts to.

Case in point.

BaconZombie · 10-03-2009 2:22pm

People who post "discuss..." after a boring statement/rant should be banned for a week.

Milky Moo wrote: »

Discuss...

Edit:

IBLT

_blank_ · 10-03-2009 2:22pm

After Hours wit is easy.

Repeat the same line for a few years.

Professey Chin · 10-03-2009 2:22pm

Deleted User wrote: »

"Wit" is a very strong word don't ya think?! To answer your question, no. Nor do I find myself wondering what the thankswhoring first poster will write.

Heyyyyyyyy

javaboy · 10-03-2009 2:34pm

BOFH_139 wrote: »

People who post "discuss..." after a boring statement/rant should be banned for a week.

Edit:

IBLT

In bacon lettuce and tomato?

Professey Chin · 10-03-2009 2:37pm

javaboy wrote: »

In bacon lettuce and tomato?

Yeah he got it wrong. Should be Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato in Bread.
Silly poster

Zangetsu · 10-03-2009 2:43pm

Its been said a thousand times but if that thanks button was removed it would clear out a lot of that so called 'wit' you are talking about....

<random typical AH comment referring to kiddy fiddling, bestiality and yore ma>

Thanks From: Random Poster 1, Random Poster 2, Random Poster 3 etc etc etc....

Turd Ferguson · 10-03-2009 2:52pm

Zangetsu wrote: »

Its been said a thousand times but if that thanks button was removed it would clear out a lot of that so called 'wit' you are talking about....

<random typical AH comment referring to kiddy fiddling, bestiality and yore ma>

Thanks From: Random Poster 1, Random Poster 2, Random Poster 3 etc etc etc....

And it's been replied to a thousand times also. If you dont like AH then dont post in it.

Mr. Incognito · 10-03-2009 2:55pm

Someone called Milky Moo asking about double entendre's.??

Must.............resist.....................Urge..........

Zangetsu · 10-03-2009 2:59pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

And it's been replied to a thousand times also. If you dont like AH then dont post in it.

Ya must have read the wrong post poo boy, never said I don't like AH. I was discussing the topic at hand. He asked if you find yourself scrutinizing your thread to make sure there are no easy jokes, I was pointing out that regardless of what you type someone is bound to take the piss, so is the nature of the forum...

I'll remember to dumb it down next time

Abi · 10-03-2009 3:03pm

Zangetsu wrote: »

Its been said a thousand times but if that thanks button was removed it would clear out a lot of that so called 'wit' you are talking about....

<random typical AH comment referring to kiddy fiddling, bestiality and yore ma>

Thanks From: Random Poster 1, Random Poster 2, Random Poster 3 etc etc etc....

New thread smart-ársery was around long before the 'thanks' button.

Snowie · 10-03-2009 3:06pm

the only thing i have to say about after hours witt is that i can some time cause me to spurt coffee over my monitar 4 times its happened so far and cry at my desk or at an internet cafe while people look at me funny...

Turd Ferguson · 10-03-2009 3:10pm

Zangetsu wrote: »

Ya must have read the wrong post poo boy, never said I don't like AH. I was discussing the topic at hand. He asked if you find yourself scrutinizing your thread to make sure there are no easy jokes, I was pointing out that regardless of what you type someone is bound to take the piss, so is the nature of the forum...

I'll remember to dumb it down next time

I iz knot dat smrt. And I wasnt talking about you in particular, I just meant that people who come on to AH and complain about it should just leave. It doesnt make sense to me.

Zangetsu · 10-03-2009 3:13pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I iz knot dat smrt. And I wasnt talking about you in particular, I just meant that people who come on to AH and complain about it should just leave. It doesnt make sense to me.

apperebtly i iz not two smart eyther

AH lowers the IQ

Milky Moo · 10-03-2009 3:13pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I iz knot dat smrt. And I wasnt talking about you in particular, I just meant that people who come on to AH and complain about it should just leave. It doesnt make sense to me.

You don't have to like every aspect of something to enjoy it

antodeco · 10-03-2009 7:03pm

My 'wit' is arond 2 inches. My 'lent' around 8.

/sits back and basks in this awesome glory

jester77 · 10-03-2009 7:09pm

antodeco wrote: »

My 'wit' is arond 2 inches. My 'lent' around 8.

/sits back and basks in this awesome glory

must suck having double vision!

antodeco · 10-03-2009 7:12pm

jester77 wrote: »

must suck having double vision!

Aye, it sucks it well! Hence why I never leave the house

Kiera · 10-03-2009 7:14pm

Milky Moo wrote: »

Blah blah blah

Discuss...

My new rule is to de-rail all threads where the OP tells me to discuss!

You're not the boss of me OP!!

Sharpshooter · 10-03-2009 7:15pm

antodeco wrote: »

Aye, it sucks it well! Hence why I never leave the house

Bloody hoovers can be a problem,I hear.

Kiera · 10-03-2009 7:16pm

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Bloody hoovers can be a problem,I hear.

You lifesaver! I forgot to buy a hoover.

Sharpshooter · 10-03-2009 7:18pm

You really should post in the other thread,Kiera.
Your avatar is perfect for it.;)

Kiera · 10-03-2009 7:21pm

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You really should post in the other thread,Kiera.
Your avatar is perfect for it.;)

Which one, H?

Sharpshooter · 10-03-2009 7:23pm

You'll know it when you see it.
AH thread.:D

Kiera · 10-03-2009 7:24pm

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You'll know it when you see it.
AH thread.:D

Got it

Anyway...Hoovers....Which one is the best?

Saibh · 10-03-2009 7:24pm

Kiera wrote: »

Which one, H?

Taatoos and Piercings - where else

Sharpshooter · 10-03-2009 7:28pm

Kiera wrote: »

Got it

Anyway...Hoovers....Which one is the best?

Dunno,most of em suck tbh.

Kiera · 10-03-2009 7:31pm

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Dunno,most of em suck tbh.

Woohoo, you're getting your mojo back

javaboy · 10-03-2009 7:33pm

Kiera wrote: »

My new rule is to de-rail all threads where the OP tells me to discuss!

You're not the boss of me OP!!

That rule will get you banned lickety split.

Kiera · 10-03-2009 7:34pm

javaboy wrote: »

That rule will get you banned lickety split.

Banning me gets you licked! Try me

Gummy Panda · 10-03-2009 7:57pm

Kiera wrote: »

Banning me gets you licked! Try me

Indecent Proposal 2: The Internets

antodeco · 10-03-2009 8:18pm

Dont get a dyson! Its not nice having to remove both kidneys from the hoover tube

UnderpantsGnome · 10-03-2009 8:27pm

Des wrote: »

After Hours wit is easy.

Repeat the same line for a few years.

Phase 1: Repeat same line for a few years

Phase 2: ???

Phase 3: Profit!!!

After Hours 'wit'

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