Don't you just love seeing rodeo riders and matadors getting battered by bulls?

Overblood

I ALWAYS root for the bull.

Valmont

I'm all for killing wild animals but bullfighting is terrible.

Mark200

Yep definitely. I love when the bull gets revenge

Mossy Monk

I am not bothered by it really. It is a risk they take.

Rhyme

Rodeo is pretty cool, bullfighting is unbelievably cruel.

Like seeing matadors getting a reality check.

Overblood

How is rodeo cool? The bulls have painful instruments strapped to their BALLS which makes them kick like mad, they're prodded and poked and beaten with prods before they're let out, and they have some feckin yank hangin' off their back!

FlutterinBantam

Is this another anti-America thread from you??

tony1kenobi

Overblood wrote: »

How is rodeo cool? The bulls have painful instruments strapped to their BALLS which makes them kick like mad, they're prodded and poked and beaten with prods before they're let out, and they have some feckin yank hangin' off their back!

That's the cool part....I have to pay chicks to strap painful instruments to my balls......the poking costs extra.

Local-womanizer

Overblood wrote: »

How is rodeo cool? The bulls have painful instruments strapped to their BALLS which makes them kick like mad, they're prodded and poked and beaten with prods before they're let out, and they have some feckin yank hangin' off their back!

They get free entertainment from clowns!Lucky b@stards!

thelordofcheese

Overblood wrote: »

How is rodeo cool?

man, If you have to ask.......

Ruu_Old

Bull wins *ouch*

SoWatchaWant

This is for you OP.

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No need to thank me.

Overblood

Ruu wrote: »

Bull wins *ouch*

DAMN! Right in the gooch!

suspectpackage

you gotta root for the bull!

stovelid

Bull ftw.

Should be a rule that if they manage to mangle the matador, they get to retire and have a life of top quality hay and a field of hot cows on tap.

Surely at some stage this knowledge would filter through the collective bovine memory and the bulls would turn into far more efficient killers.

MagicMarker

I went to a rodeo in the back arse of Utah once.

Very disappointing, not one person trampled.

Some serious cowgirl jailbate though. Yee haw.

Capt'n Midnight

2003-01-27, 11:57 AM
A guy on holiday in Spain, feels somewhat hungry, so goes into the village restaurant. Gets the menu and after some careful study, orders the paella. Quite tasty it was too, but there was an absolutely delicious smell coming from the next table, where one of the locals, Carlos, was eating.

He calls over the waiter, and in his best holiday Spanish asks: "Tell me, what is that dish there, the one that smells so fantastic."

The Waiter replies: Ah yes, that is made from certain rather delicate areas of prime freshly killed bull. It is then marinated in our secret sauce mix, and garnished with fresh herbs, and just a touch of garlic, with our special red wine dribbling.

"Sounds superb, may I have some please.?"

"For you sir, as a special favour. But we have none left today. Come back tomorrow, an hour or so after the bullfight finishes"

The guy arrives on cue, his meal is ready, piping hot and tastes out of this world.

He calls the waiter over again, tips him hugely, sends his compliments to the chef, but asks. "But tell me, why was my portion so much smaller than the one Carlos had yesterday?"
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" Ah well sir, sometimes the bull wins"

Capt'n Midnight

From Viz

The saying goes, 'See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have
good luck.' Well I beg to differ. I'm a matador, and whilst picking a
penny up at work the other day I was badly gored in the anus. That's not
good luck in my book.
Milos el Standish, Barcelona

AlmightyCushion

So you like seeing guys getting rammed up the ass.

*backs away*

Overblood

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

So you like seeing guys getting rammed up the ass.

*backs away*

Watch out behind you:pac: