If only a fool breaks the 2 second rule...

turgon

...what the fùck does that say about those gardaì who drive their patrol cars right up your ass???

The only thing it does is panic you out, so your extra-liable to crash. Although maybe they'd prefer to be admiring a crash scene rather than chasing some real criminals.

ronnie3585

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Kiera

And here's me thinking you meant when you drop something. Was gonna say "duh, everyone knows its 5 seconds"!

Oh and you have to bless it before eating it.

Local-womanizer

turgon wrote: »

...what the fùck does that say about those gardaì who drive their patrol cars right up your ass???

The only thing it does is panic you out, so your extra-liable to crash. Although maybe they'd prefer to be admiring a crash scene rather than chasing some real criminals.

Maybe they where chasing you........

jester77

My gf has a different 2 second rule, I'm proud to say I've made it to 5

DarkJager

turgon wrote: »

...what the fùck does that say about those gardaì who drive their patrol cars right up your ass???

The only thing it does is panic you out, so your extra-liable to crash. Although maybe they'd prefer to be admiring a crash scene rather than chasing some real criminals.

You'd be a real badass if you started ****ing full cans of dutch gold out your window at the patrol car...

Rhyme

ronnie3585 wrote: »

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I bent my Wookie.

Maybe they're just looking to get around you as quickly as possible. If you've nothing to be guilty about, relax.

Kiera

Rhyme wrote: »

I bent my Wookie.

Ouch! Is it ok?

Ardscoil Ris

This thread has given me an erection.

Thank You OP :cool:

Abi

Should have jammed on the brakes. That'll learn 'em.

You might have to say you thought you saw a child about to run out in front of you. They'd book you for not hitting a cat or dog.

Although Id have no problem hitting any of the above.

PurpleBerry

Abigayle wrote: »

You might have to say you thought you saw a child about to run out in front of you. They'd book you for not hitting a cat or dog.

Although Id have no problem hitting any of the above.

Remind me to speed up if I see you in my way.

Rhyme

Kiera wrote: »

Ouch! Is it ok?

Yeah it's fine, just a trick of perspective after all.

Biggins

Mmm, I'm hungry every two seconds!

Kiera

Kiera wrote: »

And here's me thinking you meant when you drop something. Was gonna say "duh, everyone knows its 5 seconds"!

Me too

Abi

Neesa wrote: »

Remind me to speed up if I see you in my way.

Excellent. Id have you for every cent you have, then send you a postcard from the holiday you bought me.

Ghost Train

turgon wrote: »

...what the fùck does that say about those gardaì who drive their patrol cars right up your ass???

The only thing it does is panic you out, so your extra-liable to crash. Although maybe they'd prefer to be admiring a crash scene rather than chasing some real criminals.

Well I'll agree with you... they freaked me out before like this. I was flying down the motorway just at the speed limit and they start flashing their lights to get past and there's people in the left lane so I can't pull in to let them past unless I speed up and break the speed limit

mmm cat food

CreepingDeath

Ghost Train wrote: »

I was flying down the motorway just at the speed limit and they start flashing their lights to get past and there's people in the left lane so I can't pull in to let them past unless I speed up and break the speed limit

Then you shouldn't have been in the overtaking lane if you weren't legally allowed to overtake those in the left lane.

You're obviously saying that those in the left lane were doing the speed limit.
So why didn't you stay behind them in the same lane ?

badabinbadaboom

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Then you shouldn't have been in the overtaking lane if you weren't legally allowed to overtake those in the left lane.

You're obviously saying that those in the left lane were doing the speed limit.
So why didn't you stay behind them in the same lane ?

Someone take the can opener away, please!!

Ghost Train

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Then you shouldn't have been in the overtaking lane if you weren't legally allowed to overtake those in the left lane.

You're obviously saying that those in the left lane were doing the speed limit.
So why didn't you stay behind them in the same lane ?

I was overtaking them (a number of cars) but not fast enough for the patrol car that was trying to run me off the road, I thought at first they wanted to pull me over for something the way they were jestering to me... so that means slowing down to get out of the lane I was in or do I speed up and continue my overtaking. I would have been out of their way quicker if they hadn't freaked me out.

If they had a siren on to warn drivers I would have got out of their way well before they got to the back of me... I don't know what they were playing at

Slidey

Dig up my man.... UP!

Anto McC

turgon wrote: »

...what the fùck does that say about those gardaì who drive their patrol cars right up your ass???

It's says they think you're Frank McBrearty and they're trying to intimidate you.

ejmaztec

OP, if they're not close enough they won't see you throwing your stash over the hedge.

Captain Darling

turgon wrote: »

...what the fùck does that say about those gardaì who drive their patrol cars right up your ass???

The only thing it does is panic you out, so your extra-liable to crash. Although maybe they'd prefer to be admiring a crash scene rather than chasing some real criminals.

I find it very hard to drive with a thick Garda up me hole.

TwoShedsJackson

turgon wrote: »

...what the fùck does that say about those gardaì who drive their patrol cars right up your ass???

The only thing it does is panic you out, so your extra-liable to crash. Although maybe they'd prefer to be admiring a crash scene rather than chasing some real criminals.

If you're getting that paniced by someone driving up your hole, a daily occurence on Irish roads, you shouldn't be driving.