How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

TPD

Anybody know any tongue-twisters? Need to add some to my repertoire.

Also, how much?

AlmightyCushion

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Girl: Pepsi.
Troy Mc Clure: Partial credit.

Mrmoe

TPD wrote: »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris

qz

11850 know the answer.

Hogzy

a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

FTW

Leprachaun

Realistically a recession is running rampent across the region.

Latchy

I once saw a saw in Warsaw .And of all the saw's I ever saw , I never saw a saw, like the saw I saw, in Warsaw .

TPD wrote: »

Also, how much?

No charge

Jesus Wept

4?

AlmightyCushion

The-Rigger wrote: »

4?

It's 42 actually.

fifth

qz wrote: »

11850 know the answer.

I was thinking that any of the AH threads currently running at the moment could be answered by 11850.. just glance through the first page.

seanybiker

i dont think it would chuck any wood to be honest.i think he would be going around asking people why they questiog his motives.

Gordon

TPD wrote: »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It can only be hypothetical as woodchucks don't chuck wood.

Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry

How many roads must a man walk down, before he realises he's going in the wrong direction?

Latchy

Deleted User wrote: »

How many roads must a man walk down, before he realises he's going in the wrong direction?

Ah....Bob Dylan





sorry dont know answer

latchyco

latchyco wrote: »

Ah....Bob Dylan





sorry dont know answer

I believe its, "if you keep walking, you're not lost- just passing through"

star-pants

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

star-pants

star-pants wrote: »

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

He ate them?

Capt'n Midnight

The sixth sick Sheik's sixth sick sheep.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

The questions asks IF.. IF a woodchuck could chuck wood... the answer is as follows:

Roughly 1*1018 kg of wood could potentially be chucked by a woodchuck operating at maximum efficiency (this is only an approximate maximum limit).

These people worked it out

Woodchucker

Sam Vimes

Deleted User wrote: »

How many roads must a man walk down, before he realises he's going in the wrong direction?

Rhetorical eh? 8

thebigcheese22

I asked 11850 but they havent texted back yet

Im hurt:(

jester77

Betty bought a bit of butter but the bit of butter Betty bought was bitter so Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better but it still tasted shit

longshanks

she sells sea shells....
because she was laid off and needs to make ends meet

994

Gig whip Whig gip. Utterly impossible...

Mc Love

Tongue Twisters are so cool!!

Rented Mule

TPD wrote: »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He wouldn't chuck as much as he wanted to chuck. He would then chuckin' blame the government for the fact that although he can chuck, and guarenteed to chuck, that there are too many other foreign chuckers out their chucking into his chucking.

SIPTU would organise a chucking demonstration for all of the chuckers, including the chucking foreign chuckers, and they will all chucking shut down the city centre as the chucking demonstrate in support of each other while at the same time they can't stand the chucking site of other chuckers.

Pretty chuckin' typical if you ask me,

ancientdog

17

in2dblue

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
and I'm only plucking pheasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes

Try saying that after a few bevvies lol

Princessa

Say "good blood, bad blood" REALLY quickly out loud.

:D

qz

in2dblue wrote: »

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
and I'm only plucking pheasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes

Try saying that after a few bevvies lol

My geography teacher said that a lot and never failed. Loved that man.

Land Of Idiots

unique new york,
unique new york,
unique new york.....

SoWatchaWant

How much? A bit. There's not really an answer to it, nor is there an answer to "How long is a piece of string?"

Also, would this not be better suited to the Cuckoo's Nest?

whatsgoinon

the sixth sheiks sixth sheep got sick on the sheiks sixth ship

i have never been able to do it