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AH poster in the News

  • 05-03-2009 8:52pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭


    This fella has to be a poster here.....this is the kind of caring that AH thrives on....
    Ms McQuaide told how in September 2007 she went to see Dr Ardill after she was suffering a lack of energy and experiencing flu-like symptoms.
    She said Dr McQuaide did a comprehensive examination. He asked if she had a partner but she said they had parted for several months. In the course of the 30-minute consultation he asked her when last she was was "close to a man's naked willy".

    She claimed he later made a list of suggestions on how she could return to a normal sleeping routine. His suggestions included reading a book, exercise, having a "hot alcoholic drink" and finding a "willy to have some sex". She was offended at this because she had already told him she was single.
    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/gp-cleared-over-rumpy-pumpy-advice-to-patient-1661629.html


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Nodin wrote: »
    This fella has to be a poster here.....this is the kind of caring that AH thrives on....

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/gp-cleared-over-rumpy-pumpy-advice-to-patient-1661629.html

    Anne Summers?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    I'd rumpy her pumpy. Wut a babez


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    His suggestions included reading a book, exercise, having a "hot alcoholic drink" and finding a "willy to have some sex"

    At the same time ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    straight from the ah textbook, he has it all off, down to the last letter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    At the same time ?

    It can be done ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Seems like pretty good advice to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ms McQuaide told how in September 2007 she went to see Dr Ardill after she was suffering a lack of energy and experiencing flu-like symptoms.
    She said Dr McQuaide did a comprehensive examination. He asked if she had a partner but she said they had parted for several months. In the course of the 30-minute consultation he asked her when last she was was "close to a man's naked willy".

    She claimed he later made a list of suggestions on how she could return to a normal sleeping routine. His suggestions included reading a book, exercise, having a "hot alcoholic drink" and finding a "willy to have some sex". She was offended at this because she had already told him she was single.

    Independent need to learn to proof read.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭sneakerfreak


    Independent need to learn to proof read.

    Independant need to close down and go away for ever

    toilet paper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Independent need to learn to proof read.

    ....not if they want to avoid another batch of Myers related suicides they don't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Ha ha, I went to this doc before. He came across as a bit of a funny man. The fcuking stupid b*tch. She looks like a bleeden carpet muncher to me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Tom65


    Eh...but he didn't say those things. He was cleared.

    Does no one get how courts work?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Tom65 wrote: »
    Eh...but he didn't say those things. He was cleared.

    Does no one get how courts work?


    Does no one read the article....
    .......but admitted he asked the patient if she had she been next or near "a man's willy bits" in the previous six months .
    He also admitted he listed "rumpy pumpy" as one of the possible ways she might relax in order to help her sleep,

    (my bold and underline)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Tom65 wrote: »
    Does no one get how courts work?

    This is After Hours - of course they don't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    I think the question is, would a man's willy go near her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Ah, he was a little dirty, but I wouldn't have went as far as to say he was so out of line that disiplinerary action be taken...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Nodin wrote: »
    Does no one read the article....

    Its AH. Plus its the Indo.

    Anyway, nookie is good for general health.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    He was obviously being sarcastic, you wouldn't even ride her into battle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    K-9 wrote: »
    Its AH. Plus its the Indo.

    Anyway, nookie is good for general health.

    True.

    All them times some head roared out "love..do ye like chicken....? Well try this, its foul" I never suspected it was the Late Night Medical & Batter Burger patrol...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,263 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    What the hell is an "art psychotherapist"?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    eoin wrote: »
    What the hell is an "art psychotherapist"?
    It's another name for a lazy twat who should get a real job.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 276 ✭✭badabinbadaboom


    But sex is good for you!!
    I'd love to go to he doctor and be advised to have sex!!

    "Sorry luv, doctor's orders"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Seraphicblue


    DO NOT WANT!
    Srsly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    But sex is good for you!!
    I'd love to go to he doctor and be advised to have sex!!

    Choose very carefully which pharmacy you get your prescription filled in: http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle2966.jpg


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