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My Accidental Coup idea.

  • 03-03-2009 5:08pm
    #1
    spadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 985 ✭✭✭


    Following on from Martin Cullen’s “brush with death” which left him hanging on for dear life to the side of the army chopper. ( Robert de Niro’s escape from the POW camp in the Deer Hunter comes to mind).

    A thought came to me, what would happen if the gobsh1te actually fell out the door of the chopper?

    I know the crew would be in trouble, but what if they said he jumped?

    What if they claimed something like this:
    “Before he threw himself out the door, he (the minister) asked forgiveness from the Irish people for wasting tax payers money and being such a burden on the country. I’m ashamed for my personal incompetence and the incompetence of this government. I have chosen to end my life this way, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”

    Then the next minister to use the chopper could accidentally fall out the door also.
    For this coup, all we need is the crew of a chopper to wipe out the current cabinet and then we can install a competent government.

    Of course, the Air corp crew will be honoured national heroes.


Comments

  • #2
    li@mo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭li@mo


    And then what?.........replace them with Fine Gael? :eek::eek::eek::rolleyes:


  • #3
    spadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 985 ✭✭✭spadder


    li@mo wrote: »
    And then what?.........replace them with Fine Gael? :eek::eek::eek::rolleyes:

    If they don't Perform, they could "take a trip in the chopper"


  • #4
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    spadder wrote: »
    If they don't Perform, they could "take a trip in the chopper"

    We will have no choppers left at that rate if that's the way you intend to get rid of them all


  • #5
    li@mo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭li@mo


    spadder wrote: »
    If they don't Perform, they could "take a trip in the chopper"

    And then what?.........Labour??:eek::eek::eek::rolleyes:

    :D


  • #6
    spadder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 985 ✭✭✭spadder


    li@mo wrote: »
    And then what?.........Labour:eek::eek::rolleyes:

    :D

    Ok,Ok, We need a bigger chopper:D


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  • #7
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,155 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Daft Dave would be a better choice.


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    spadder wrote: »
    Ok,Ok, We need a bigger chopper:D

    Bugger that!
    Hire a big ship, load them all aboard, call it the Titanic and push it out to sea!


  • #9
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    1. Go out to back garden.
    2. Declare it an independant state and demand recognition.
    3. Design a new flag and a new currency. (you may need crayons for this)
    4. Run your own economy in such as way that it makes your international neighbours extremely envious and incapable of denying trade agreements with you.

    I have found that my largest exports so far are non edible berries and dog poo. The UK, Germany and the US are all asking to set up banks in my wonderful new nation.

    Problem solved!


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