tricky dicky sticky situation

holden c

Hi guys, what do you think is the correct course of action here?
I was playing poker late one evening last week in an establishment in Munster. It was a friendly enough game until about 2ish in the morning when a party of girls came in (i think it was a hen and they only came in for a late drink), fairly twisted. Anyway 3 of them joined us at the table and the crack was electric, they were splashing their chips and drinks every where and before i knew it i was up nearly 200 euro at the expense of one of the drunker girls.Very satisfied with this result i decided to go and have a cigarette to relax in the smoking room at the back of the club. It was late and i was the only one there until two of the girls one of which was the girl id beaten in poker. We got to talking , and then the drunk girl asked me to give her back the money i had won legitimately, i laughed thinking she was messing, but then she started to cry saying she needed that money badly and that she only played to save face with the other girls.
I still refused as if i had lost im sure she would not have given it back to me, and then she said if i did i could suck her tIts and she and her friend would suck me off:eek::eek::eek:. Again i laughed but her other friend who was not as drunk agreed they would take it in shifts as the other kept watch. Im not going to tell you what i did yet as i seriously want to know peoples opinion here.

Xavi6

Prostitution tbh. If you've no qualms with cheap whores then go for it.

Biggins

My opinion is that your fantasying again. Nice yarn. Go write a script for a porn film.

Genghiz Cohen

Don't a sucker. :pac:

If you're not telling us it's fair to assume you can now be arrested for supporting prostitution.

sitout

Holy mary mother of god , where was the club? You should post this on the poker forum too, it will start a riot. Please tell me you kept it in your pants cashed out went home and had a memory ****!:D

Ishmael

I think the "sticky" in the title of the thread explains full well what you did next, you dirty dog

The_Minister

If you won it fairly then its yours, but if it was obvious that she had never played before you should have given her a few oppurtunities to get out of the game.

Professey Chin

Oh oh.I know this story. Turns out the butler did it

B00MSTICK

Were they hot?

Don't know the going rate for a bj but I doubt its €200...

holden c

holden c wrote: »

Im not going to tell you what i did yet as i seriously want to know peoples opinion here.

You don't tell, we don't tell, them's the rules.

busted flush

They were no hen party bro, they are obviously lap dancers just finished a nights work. I have 2 words for you here bro "deep throat". High five.

ScumLord

It was all a long winded way of getting into your pants you fool! The poor girls I really hope you didn't turn them down.

I think you should have gone for it. It's not actually costing you anything and it was their idea.

phasers

you got ripped off buddy

Professey Chin

Deleted User wrote: »

You don't tell, we don't tell, them's the rules.

Why didnt anyone tell me this

tricky D

.... sticky vicky

busted flush

phasers wrote: »

you got ripped off buddy

What is the going rate for a double bj and a suck on some perky tittys? 200 does sound steap to be fair!

FlutterinBantam

Throw in a good back scuttle from both and I'd have given it serious thought.

alexandros

blah..blah..blah.. took out her dentures blah..blah..blah.. really knew how to use that tongue piercing blah..blah..blah.. as it turns out; she was really a he..:eek:

Zynks

Basically you paid €200 for a BJ. Rather expensive....

MarkR

He was up 200, so it's not real money. If he didn't record it on his phone, it's a wasted opportunity.

Did you bang the bride? Extra points? Did you up the ante? (Not sure what that could mean in this context, but it sounds lewd)

big b

Did her pair beat your one-eyed jack?

Puddleduck

If it ends in 'and then I woke up' or 'I lost my connection' then no. Also, your going to have to learn the difference between fantasy and reality some day.


Ive never been included in this kinda locker room talk.

*manly noises*

Professey Chin

Puddleduck wrote: »

If it ends in 'and then I woke up' or 'I lost my connection' then no. Also, your going to have to learn the difference between fantasy and reality some day.


Ive never been included in this kinda locker room talk.

*manly noises*

Manly noises?
Towels dont cover that much so stop pretending

Puddleduck

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Manly noises?
Towels dont cover that much so stop pretending

Yea, you know, grr rawr fart..that kinda thing.

We have to wear towels? Can I have two?

Professey Chin

Puddleduck wrote: »

Yea, you know, grr rawr fart..that kinda thing.

We have to wear towels? Can I have two?

Ehhh.......towels are optional
*burns all towels*

Giggidy:D

Puddleduck

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Ehhh.......towels are optional
*burns all towels*

Giggidy:D

Jokes on you, now your in a room full of naked men...

Nerdy ones...

Professey Chin

Puddleduck wrote: »

Jokes on you, now your in a room full of naked men...

Nerdy ones...

Ah ive been in worse
*comic convention with princess leia gold bikini models.Dangerous place*

Puddleduck

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Ah ive been in worse
*comic convention with princess leia gold bikini models.Dangerous place*

Were you wearing the same outfit?

Darragh29

holden c wrote: »

Hi guys, what do you think is the correct course of action here?
I was playing poker late one evening last week in an establishment in Munster. It was a friendly enough game until about 2ish in the morning when a party of girls came in (i think it was a hen and they only came in for a late drink), fairly twisted. Anyway 3 of them joined us at the table and the crack was electric, they were splashing their chips and drinks every where and before i knew it i was up nearly 200 euro at the expense of one of the drunker girls.Very satisfied with this result i decided to go and have a cigarette to relax in the smoking room at the back of the club. It was late and i was the only one there until two of the girls one of which was the girl id beaten in poker. We got to talking , and then the drunk girl asked me to give her back the money i had won legitimately, i laughed thinking she was messing, but then she started to cry saying she needed that money badly and that she only played to save face with the other girls.
I still refused as if i had lost im sure she would not have given it back to me, and then she said if i did i could suck her tIts and she and her friend would suck me off:eek::eek::eek:. Again i laughed but her other friend who was not as drunk agreed they would take it in shifts as the other kept watch. Im not going to tell you what i did yet as i seriously want to know peoples opinion here.

Good man yourself! Who needs pocket aces when you get a hand like that!!!

:D:D

Professey Chin

Puddleduck wrote: »

Were you wearing the same outfit?

Of course. Wanna borrow it?

yerayeah

You surely didn't essentially pay €200 for a gobblejob? During a recession?:eek: