Bar tricks!

Wilko121

What are your favorite?

Il go first
You in a bar drinking with some people. Ask some1 to help you with the trick, he will be your victim. Get him to place his thumbs flat on top the table and on the edge about half an inch apart. Distract you audience with a random object e.g. "now look at this box of smokes im holding up". Use this distraction to place your victims pint (with your free hand) on top of his thumbs
He is now reasonably unable to move or he will knock his own drink

Saibh

Bar tricks and drinking games - you don't visit the pub too often then...

Degag

Wilko121 wrote: »

What are your favorite?

Il go first
You in a bar drinking with some people. Ask some1 to help you with the trick, he will be your victim. Get him to place his thumbs flat on top the table and on the edge about half an inch apart. Distract you audience with a random object e.g. "now look at this box of smokes im holding up". Use this distraction to place your victims pint (with your free hand) on top of his thumbs
He is now reasonably unable to move or he will knock his own drink

How exactly can you balance a pint on someones thumbs?

pierrot

One to play on the smokers, I've been a victim myself. Ask them to take out their box of fags, empty it out, and give it to you. Promptly rip said box into shreds.

Mimikyu

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Saibh

pierrot wrote: »

One to play on the smokers, I've been a victim myself. Ask them to take out their box of fags, empty it out, and give it to you. Promptly rip said box into shreds.

Not much of a game, leave the fags in the box

Snowie

i once yoused a hussetling trick as chat up line it worked

Ass

1. Steal someone's pint (make sure it's full).
2. Pour it over the head of the largest guy in the room.
3. Run away before you get your head kicked in.

This is a fun game.

Melted M&M

get a bottle of drink with a hollow bottom etc wine and say to people that if you can drink out of it without opening the bottle you get to keep the full bottle when they say it cant be done get some drink from a glass and pour some in the bottom of the bottle and proceed to drink from the end

Ass

Stick a glass bottle up your arse. If it breaks you lose, if it doesn't break, you still lose.


This is a terrible thread.

I go to a pub to drink and or socialise, not to play shitty unfunny games.

flyton5

Take your mates pint and put a beermat on the top. Then flip the pint over and hold it to the edge of the table with the rim level with the surface of said table. Quickly as you can move the upturned pint onto the tabletop leaving the beermat behind. Impossible to take the pint up without it spilling everywhere.

Melted M&M

Ass wrote: »

Stick a glass bottle up your arse. If it breaks you lose, if it doesn't break, you still lose.


This is a terrible thread.

I go to a pub to drink and or socialise, not to play shitty unfunny games.

Playing unfunny shi tty games is socialising its called having fun http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fun

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ass wrote: »

Stick a glass bottle up your arse. If it breaks you lose, if it doesn't break, you still lose.


This is a terrible thread.

I go to a pub to drink and or socialise, not to play shitty unfunny games.

I'll bet you're a blast at parties.

alexandros

-Phuqer- wrote: »

Or fiddle with the gas switch thing and make the flame huge resulting in a nearly burnt face as one mate thought it'd be gas to do to be last week.

Do you get your arse beat often when you go to pubs?:p

biko

Meh, I do the occasional "push the pint through the beer mat" or match tricks. Usually good fun and can live things up a bit.

milod

Ass wrote: »

Stick a glass bottle up your arse. If it breaks you lose, if it doesn't break, you still lose.


This is a terrible thread.

I go to a pub to drink and or socialise, not to play shitty unfunny games.

+1 I always seem to end up playing stupid games with people who can't hold an interesting conversation.

Steoob

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

i once yoused a hussetling trick as chat up line it worked

Lol, i think that's the drunkest reply ive ever seen on here.

Gordon

I've used quite a few in my time, I won't explain them all, I'm sure you can google/youtube them.

The straw teepee flip trick (best bartrick in my holster, you can keep a customer trying for ages trying to get it)
Circumferance vs height
Brandy glass and an olive
Pulling a cork out from within a bottle with a napkin (very tricky)
Putting a penny in a brandy bottle
Transferring whisky shotglass to water shotglass (really visually impressive)
And some crappy rubber band tricks for extra cheeze.

Quazzie

Challenge someone to a game of darts (501) and say because you are so confident they can have double scores for every shot, They jump at the chance but can never finish becasue its 501 and they always score an even number.

Mimikyu

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S.I.R

i can drink a bottle of vinegar within 20 seconds... no stopping for breathe or naything...


i can also put a 50 cent coin int oa shot glass on a pool table... 1 shot, you can bet any amount of moeny i get it in every time...


the 5 guinesses i used to be able to do but my kindeys are fcuked... :mad:

Genghiz Cohen

I've got a few, might need pictures though...
I'm too lazy, here we go.
Get a pint glass.
Hold the pint glass in front of your victim so they can't just see the bottom.
Get a lighter and hold the flame so it is just touching the bottom of the glass.
Blather on about how you are hypnotising the victim. Moving the flame around is optional but may add to the effect.
Once a nice amount of carbon (soot) has built up on the bottom of the glass tell the victim to slowly close their eyes and imagine the flame or some other crap.
Now say you are going to touch their face and that if the hypnotisim worked they should be numb.
Rub your finger along the bottom of the glass collecting the carbon and smear it across the victims face asking "Can you feel this?" "How about this?" don't put any where the victim might spot it.
If it's Nov 5th a nice Guy Fawkes moustache is in order. (It will be a 5th of November the victim will never forget)
Make a show of being disappointed that you couldn't hypnotise the victim.
Hide the carbon on the bottom of the glass and your finger.
Take photos nonchalantly and laugh at them later.