Question for tha irish

Crazy Russian · 02-03-2009 5:46pm #1

Hey ya! My motherland is mother Russia! So dont ya dare mak fun of my language or ill cut ya dik of!
I got a question fo ya! I read an article abaut ya and want to know if its true or jast stereotypes?

"The actual culture of Ireland consists mainly of consuming alcohol, with other secondary activities engaged in to prolong drinking time. These include:
-Boring the bollocks off one's friends with tedious reminiscence
-Making clumsy passes at ugly women and great passes at hot women
-Eating chips
-Men beat their wives, women beat their kids.
-Being the Vatican's puppets along with the Polish.
-Being born Catholics and not giving a **** about the Pope... he's a former Nazi after all.
-Bad sex in the car park of the local nightclub, and good sex at home and practically everywhere else (See "Population"), and finally and most popularly,
-Blaming the Brits for everything that ever went wrong."

I want to visit ya cantry and want to know if its true and shud I taik a nife wif me.