All the lies that they told us.

Pighead

As a kid Pighead was a bit of an annoying hyperactive fcuker. Whenever he went to his Grandaddy's house he'd basically wreck the place and throw pebbles at his head trying to land them on the bald spot.

Turns out old Grandaddy wasn't too impressed with this behaviour and issued Mama Pighead with an official letter entitled "Never bring that antichrist into this house again until he's at least 15"

So after a few weeks of not visiting Grandaddy, Pighead asked Mama why we hadn't gone to see him in so long.

Mama: "Grandaddys moved into a treehouse son" she lied.
Pighead: "Can we not go to the treehouse then?"
Mama: Unfortunately you're allergic to trees little Pighead. Grandaddy wants to see you but he's not prepared for you to risk your life in order to do so.

So that was that. Pighead spent three years without seeing his Grandad and worse still without climbing trees. She also told Pighead that if teh Ice Cream van passed whilst playing music it meant that he'd run out of Ice Cream. Turns out that was a big fat lie as well.

So what lies did your folks tell you as a kid and more importantly have you forgiven them for said lies?

javaboy

I was going to merge this with one of the many threads on the same subject but then I saw one with the exact same title started by none other than... Pighead. So I just locked it. Here'a lovely song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlMtf-95-p4