Translating Boards into real life

Terry

Let's try this again.
This time without flirty crap.

LadyJ wrote: »

Every time my boyfriend has said something funny today, I've taken a post-it, written "thanks" on it and stuck it on him.

Come on everyone! Buy a pack and let's make this stick! :pac:

EDIT: Oh I drew little thumbs up on them too!

Sometimes I tilt my head and smile. :>)

Random

It just doesn't work in real life. Boards (the internet in general) allows people to express a side of them they may not show in real life or may not reveal completely in "real life".

MagicMarker

All this means is I'll have to bring tissues and hand cream with me when I leave the house from now on.

I can't see the hot female population appreciating this. At least porn doesn't find you disgusting.

Quazzie

Ya should probably remove the link to the old thread in the OP there Terry.

Riamfada

I hang out with 6th in real life. That fella is to boards what Neo is to the Matrix

connundrum

I thank people for their comments and opinions without thinking about it.

Oh and I stopped saying yore ma as soon as it fizzled out in AH. Once every so often I'd give it an airing though.

Jesus Juice

I *facepalm* a lot in real life

Kiera

<_<
>_>

Terry

Oh yeah, sometimes I almost tell people to stop talking about certain gigs.

Kiera

Terry wrote: »

Oh yeah, sometimes I almost tell people to stop talking about certain gigs.

Shut up! Do you really? Now that's funny shít

Silverfish

As soon as someone says something I don't like, I run to their immediate superior / parents / member of the law enforcement to report them.

Then if nothing is done, I do the same thing only take it a step further, then when I get in trouble I protest down the Dail about how unfair it was.

Terry

Kiera wrote: »

Shut up! Do you really? Now that's funny shít

Yep. I spend far too much time here.

Quazzie

I often fit myself saying "pic or GTFO" or " Tits or GTFO"

LadyJ

Terry wrote: »

Oh yeah, sometimes I almost tell people to stop talking about certain gigs.

Reminds me of when I used to be an altar server. We had to bow every time we left the altar. Then one day I went up to my teacher's desk so she could correct my homework or something and I bowed at her before going back to my seat. She thought I was "being cheeky".

Gummy Panda

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I often fit myself saying "pic or GTFO" or " Tits or GTFO"

I'll admit to saying that to people by accident.

orestes

Terry wrote: »

Oh yeah, sometimes I almost tell people to stop talking about certain gigs.

I don't know if you're joking or not, but I've done that myself

trout

I've been known to say "+1" in conversations ... I'm not proud of it

AlmightyCushion

Grimes wrote: »

I hang out with 6th in real life. That fella is to boards what Neo is to the Matrix

So 6th is the one. This could get confusing.

ChewChew

I went to my friends cousins 21st 2 weeks ago. I never met the cousin. I just went for the booze and for a good night.

It was the first time I met most of my friends extended family, grandparents, aunts, uncles & cousins.

We all got drunk, and had a great night. At one point I remember an uncle saying something to me and I replied with ''STFU & GTFO'' and his son who is about 25 broke his heart laughing cause he knew exactly what it was then forced me to explain it.

Thankfully they all larfed!!

AlmightyCushion

Chewie wrote: »

I went to my friends cousins 21st 2 weeks ago. I never met the cousin. I just went for the booze and for a good night.

It was the first time I met most of my friends extended family, grandparents, aunts, uncles & cousins.

We all got drunk, and had a great night. At one point I remember an uncle saying something to me and I replied with ''STFU & GTFO'' and his son who is about 25 broke his heart laughing cause he knew exactly what it was then forced me to explain it.

Thankfully they all larfed!!

Did you say the letters or the words.

ejmaztec

I often find myself closing down for maintenance when my database gets corrupted by caffeine.

thebigcheese22

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Did you say the letters or the words.

Presumably the letters... how embarrassing...:eek: :P

Will

I'm a fooker for real life modding >.<

if someone is actin the muppet i take out a hammer and let em have it. I have also banned people from my house varying between 3 weeks and 6 months.

Do my best to edit what they say but it's a lot harder in person, best i've mustered thus far is make someone repeat what they've said. Much to everyone's amusement

Black Swan

LadyJ wrote:

Oh I drew little thumbs up on them too!

HOT!

Aodan83

I've used the phrase "get the **** out" quite a bit, but tahts as far as it goes....so far! Nothing compared to not lettin people alk about certain gigs.

CreepingDeath

Grimes wrote: »

I hang out with 6th in real life. That fella is to boards what Neo is to the Matrix

Hmm.... Neo sought to destroy the Matrix and free everyone from it.

Abi

I say 'loz' and when Im agreeing with someone I say 'and a plus one to that'. I use +++ in covoz. If asked about going somewhere I dont wana go, I respond with 'effort plus plus plus'.

Tbh gets a regular mention, and have called someone a troll for starting a row.Im told regularly Im a nerd, to which I tell them they are a wänker.

norwegianwood

I said 'tbh' at the end of a sentence the other day, and didnt notice until the person stared at me like I had three heads.:p

AlmightyCushion

The memory card on my phone is filled with lolcat pictures that I use when ever I feel is neccessary.

thebigcheese22

Aodan83 wrote: »

I've used the phrase "get the **** out" quite a bit, but tahts as far as it goes....so far! Nothing compared to not lettin people alk about certain gigs.

I can attest to this inexusable behaviour... :rolleyes:

CreepingDeath

I've legally changed my name to "CreepingDeath" to avoid any confusion in real life.

thebigcheese22

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I've legally changed my name to "CreepingDeath" to avoid any confusion in real life.

Man, that's hardcore...

TequilaMockingBird

Terry wrote: »

Let's try this again.
This time without flirty crap.

A/S/L? ;-)





Sometimes I flirt like that ^.
Am single.

CreepingDeath

TequilaMockingBird wrote: »

A/S/L? ;-)

Sometimes I flirt like that ^.
Am single.

Thought they still had arranged marriages in Sligo....

TequilaMockingBird

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Thought they still had arranged marriages in Sligo....

Just the lucky ones.

Gummy Panda

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Thought they still had arranged marriages in Sligo....

Nah, its which ever woman you can club, you get. Kinda cave man like

Slidey

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Thought they still had arranged marriages in Sligo....

Thinking of relocating? :pac:

Aodan83

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Nah, its which ever woman you can club, you get. Kinda cave man like

I thought they ran with the whole "incest" thing around those parts! Keepin it in the family like. Spose doin your sister is easier than goin out huntin chicks with a club.

The_Jabberwock

I've responded to people with picard_facepalm.jpg before.

Aodan83

The_Jabberwock wrote: »

I've responded to people with picard_facepalm.jpg before.

Tempted to start saying that. If only it didn't make me seem like a complete nerd. It's funny though.

The_Jabberwock

Aodan83 wrote: »

Tempted to start saying that. If only it didn't make me seem like a complete nerd. It's funny though.

Nothing feels better than knowing you're totally lame, eh?

Abi

The_Jabberwock wrote: »

Nothing feels better than knowing you're totally lame, eh?

In the same way some feel the need to be nasty to convince themselves they have a large penis, but its purely just Jabber.

CreepingDeath

Abigayle wrote: »

In the same way some feel the need to have a large post count to convince themselves they have a large penis, but its purely just Jabber.

Fixed your post

The_Jabberwock

Abigayle wrote: »

In the same way some feel the need to be nasty to convince themselves they have a large penis, but its purely just Jabber.

I'm the one who's said it, ma'am! No nastiness intended whatsoever, and mein pingoo will remain quietly offside for this thread, thanks : P : D

Aodan83

The_Jabberwock wrote: »

Nothing feels better than knowing you're totally lame, eh?

Em, well, theres a lot of feelings that are better, But feelin lame is kinda cool...hehe irony!:o

Terry

orestes wrote: »

I don't know if you're joking or not, but I've done that myself

I really do.

Friend: I'm going to see ***** next week.
Me: Dude, you can't..... Never mind.
Friend: What?
Me: Nothing. Don't mind me. Just carry on.

Abi

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Fixed your post

You think post count rawks my world? Fraid not. Couldnt give a fock. I get a kick out of replying to cocky fúckers that take a stab at posters that mean no harm, but others use them as an e-penis pump.

Its not always as it seems.

Terry

Abigayle wrote: »

You think post count rawks my world? Fraid not. Couldnt give a fock. I get a kick out of replying to cocky fúckers that take a stab at posters that mean no harm, but others use them as an e-penis pump.

Its not always as it seems.

Don't post in this thread again or I will ban you.

Sharpshooter

:(It's the pics or GTFO that destroys you irl.
Friend of mine was chatting about herself and the other half and went into very sexual detail.
I automatically said pics or GTFO.:o
She hadn't a clue what I was on about.:o

That will teach me to answer a normal conversation outside of boards with boards speak, and expect the other person to know where I am coming from.:(