funniest line in BSG?

silverharp

lord knows there is not much humour in BSG , but the scene is this weeks episode, where Gius says "stength comes from within...... and guns , lots of guns!:)

DeVore

"how many dead chicks are out there?"

Or

"Not funny" "It would have been if you had thought of it!"

Or

"Grandpa was a power-sander!"

But there have been so many good lines

DeV.

Leprachaun

Nearly anything Baltar says. :pac:

slasher_65

My favourite was way back in like the 5 episode or something.

"No more Mr Nice Gaies!"

degrassinoel

one of the recent ones, S4

Bill Adama to Saul Tighe

"Sitdown, Cylon!"

Wiggles~

The bit where Cavill's in the brig protesting that he's not a cylon, and then the guards bring in another Cavill who says "sorry to ruin your day, brother", or something like that.

Odd place to make a first post, i know. :pac:

Dr. Baltar

Seconded with the "No More Mr. Nice Gaius!"

Biggins

The part a good few episodes back where Adalmas son has a pot-belly and is standing in his fathers office in front of him at his desk.

He turn to his father and say something like "I'm using a skipping rope every day" (or words to that effect).
The father looks at the sons pot-belly and says sarcastically...
"Keep jumping!"

LOL classic. :pac:

CiDeRmAn

DeVore wrote: »

"how many dead chicks are out there?"

Easily one of the funniest lines in one of the bleakest and best tv shows of recent years.

One wonders if that was the whole purpose of the Hotdog character all along?

Blazer

Wiggles~ wrote: »

The bit where Cavill's in the brig protesting that he's not a cylon, and then the guards bring in another Cavill who says "sorry to ruin your day, brother", or something like that.

Odd place to make a first post, i know. :pac:

forgotten about this...was very funny,,great actor that guy is.

User45701

Wiggles~ wrote: »

The bit where Cavill's in the brig protesting that he's not a cylon, and then the guards bring in another Cavill who says "sorry to ruin your day, brother", or something like that.

Odd place to make a first post, i know. :pac:

Same scene different line made me lol. its before he says that they are taking him into the cell.

Cavil: "Whats going on im telling you im not a francking cylon"
*opens door to brig and he sees the other cavil*
Cavil: "Im Na-..... Oh ok then"




I also loved the Adama and Tigh scene

Adama: Is it true there eating paper?
Tigh: No - Paper shortage

irlande

Miniseries!

In the C.I.C looking over at Billy and Dee (I think it was).

Adama: They better start having some babies.
Col. Tigh: Is that an order?

Overheal

"Is this it? Is this - all of this - God's Plan?"

"God's Plan is never complete."

"Oh great."

Peace

An extra scene on the DVD set from Season 1 i think where Baltar is trying to break up with the Six that's in his head:

Baltar:
"Its not you, its me. I think we just need to spend some time apart."

jonsnow

when they meet up with the pegasus and their communications officer is giving gaeta a supercomputer.
"got any porn in there"!

fugazied

silverharp wrote: »

lord knows there is not much humour in BSG , but the scene is this weeks episode, where Gius says "stength comes from within...... and guns , lots of guns!:)

lol that is just genius

I also agree, anything Gaius says has a bizaare or comedic value.

cyrusdvirus

Caprica and Baltar seeing Head 6 and Head Baltar, in the last ep.

The real ones say something like "you shouldn't be here" simultaneously, realise the other is talking "What? You can see"...BOOOOOM!! Hull breach!!

Kiith

Saul Tigh: "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!"

redfacedbear

During the raid on The Colony - Starbuck to Athena regarding Boomer 'Hey, let's not tell her the plan'