Rate my chances this Saturday Night.

Ardscoil Ris

Armed with this dance

and the following chat up lines: Is your second name Jacobs because your some cracker and Are both your parents retarded? Because they have given birth to something special.

Surely I will be beating the ladies off with sticks.

Opinions.

Kiera

Meh i just cant be arsed today.

Danbo!

Replace the dance with this and you're sorted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMLCrzy9TEs

donmeister

WHY???????????

Ruu_Old

Eh 19 seconds into the video is the way to go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xobcw_Q6ECI

Ardscoil Ris

Epic dance I agree, but too one dimensional.

Aodan83

Get a few mates in on it. If you don't score at least ye can make a kick ass video!! Go for it.

Ardscoil Ris

Aodan83 wrote: »

Get a few mates in on it. If you don't score at least ye can make a kick ass video!! Go for it.

I bloody going for it. For sh1ts and giggles.

Kiera

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

I bloody going for it. For sh1ts and giggles.

TM :mad:

Dlite

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Are both your parents retarded? Because they have given birth to something special.

Opinions.

You had me at retarded....:D

Ardscoil Ris

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Armed with this dance

and the following chat up lines: Is your second name Jacobs because your some cracker and Are both your parents retarded? Because they have given birth to something special.

Surely I will be beating the ladies off with sticks.

Opinions.

I think the ladies will be beating you with sticks

Genghiz Cohen

Kiera wrote: »

TM :mad:

Wat?

thelordofcheese

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Armed with this dance

and the following chat up lines: Is your second name Jacobs because your some cracker and Are both your parents retarded? Because they have given birth to something special.

Surely I will be beating the ladies off with sticks.

Opinions.

Sir, i would be honoured if you would father my children.

Ardscoil Ris

rarnes1 wrote: »

I think the ladies will be beating you with sticks

I can get my rocks off to that, so I'm taking it as a positive comment.

Mc Love

Because its you Ardscoil....i'd say bad!! very bad! Hahaha

Ardscoil Ris

sparkysrovers wrote: »

Because its you Ardscoil....i'd say bad!! very bad! Hahaha

Watch me. Trinity Rooms, Saturday night. I'm going into the R&B room and challenging all those black fellows to a dance off.

Mc Love

I have done that before, especially when they had the poles! As in the poles ya dance around not with.

Ardscoil Ris

sparkysrovers wrote: »

I have done that before, especially when they had the poles! As in the poles ya dance around not with.

Good times doing that, and plenty more times once I learn my new dance. :pac:

Donald-Duck

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Watch me. Trinity Rooms, Saturday night. I'm going into the R&B room and challenging all those black fellows to a dance off.

Get a friend to stick a video of it on youtube

karen3212

Not a chance, unless of course the girls are fond of mince!

Ardscoil Ris

karen3212 wrote: »

Not a chance, unless of course the girls are fond of mince!

No idea what this means, but if you're talking about my knob in some way, then I can assure it's like a babies arm clutching a apple.

starflake

That's class!!! look at my avatar!!

Mc Love

Thats a disturbing image ASR

RonMexico

Given that you are heading to the polski rooms it will be probably more like this ::pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czz_LHllGy4

Ardscoil Ris

sparkysrovers wrote: »

Thats a disturbing image ASR

It sure is.

@RonMexico: I take those guys, no problem

Mc Love

night of the roxbury - quality movie

Ardscoil Ris

starflake wrote: »

That's class!!! look at my avatar!!

One satisfied customer already.

xDiax

Your one strange fella!!

Ardscoil Ris

xDiax wrote: »

Your one strange fella!!

Nope, I like to think of myself as dangerously sexy with a hint of the retarded.

useful_contacts

Oya
Nda
Ôda
Nde
K'amaj
C'am
N...taj
Tsaa
Haw
Hawaa
Su
Déta
Ne
Naamik
Ní hea

They all mean NO - as in NO!!!

seiously if you came near me with that dance and/or those lines id juSt point and laugh....

Oh wait i can do that here --->>> *points* BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA;)

useful_contacts

Ruu wrote: »

Eh 19 seconds into the video is the way to go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xobcw_Q6ECI

BLOODY BRILLIANT:D

Ardscoil Ris

useful_contacts wrote: »

Oya
Nda
Ôda
Nde
K'amaj
C'am
N...taj
Tsaa
Haw
Hawaa
Su
Déta
Ne
Naamik
Ní hea

They all mean NO - as in NO!!!

seiously if you came near me with that dance and/or those lines id juSt point and laugh....

Oh wait i can do that here --->>> *points* BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA;)

Pics of yourself to prove I would even go near you or GTFO

MissIT

hahaha.. if someone used that retarded line on me id prob fall for it.. either that or die from laughing

Ardscoil Ris

MissIT wrote: »

hahaha.. if someone used that retarded line on me id prob fall for it.. either that or die from laughing

I'm pretty sure if I said it, you would be eating your 3am chips out of my jocks.

MissIT

Chips?.. nah it's a pizza slice for me :cool:

Ardscoil Ris

MissIT wrote: »

Chips?.. nah it's a pizza slice for me :cool:

Hey, that's cool. At least you didn't deny where you would be eating them from :cool:

Fringe

Get everybody clapping and give them one of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_au0UUHI2aI

MissIT

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Hey, that's cool. At least you didn't deny where you would be eating them from :cool:

My table manners fly out the window 3am after a load of booze !!

Aodan83

useful_contacts wrote: »

Oya
Nda
Ôda
Nde
K'amaj
C'am
N...taj
Tsaa
Haw
Hawaa
Su
Déta
Ne
Naamik
Ní hea

They all mean NO - as in NO!!!

seiously if you came near me with that dance and/or those lines id juSt point and laugh....

Oh wait i can do that here --->>> *points* BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA;)

I like how you say that, and then your sig offers a web cam. Not that one of those will be much use in a club, but I think subconciously, you too want to see him do this!!

DarkJager

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Watch me. Trinity Rooms, Saturday night. I'm going into the R&B room and challenging all those black fellows to a dance off.

I actually tried that one weekend in there while pissed and stoned (courtesy of those guys ).They can seriously ****in dance, although the main room music is pretty much kryptonite to their skills :cool:

useful_contacts

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Pics of yourself to prove I would even go near you or GTFO

Here u go ...

http://parkbunch.com/bb/files/uglygirl_801.jpg

useful_contacts

Aodan83 wrote: »

I like how you say that, and then your sig offers a web cam. Not that one of those will be much use in a club, but I think subconciously, you too want to see him do this!!

just drawing attention to my ad thats nothing to do with the fact most women would run for their lives if a guy tried that

thebigcheese22

Dude youre so gettin laaaaid! :P

Zillah

You'll just look ridiculous unless you have the costume too.

Ardscoil Ris

useful_contacts wrote: »

Here u go ...

http://parkbunch.com/bb/files/uglygirl_801.jpg

Tits or GTFO.

RxQueen

i just want to go dancing *sigh*

MIN2511

If you get laid... I will run down O'connell St topless!

Ardscoil Ris

MIN2511 wrote: »

If you get laid... I will run down O'connell St topless!

You were planning to do that regardless.

Mc Love

How did you get on ASR???