Police Hunt Radioactive Paedo - I kid you not

AnonoBoy · 27-02-2009 1:50pm #1

Sounds like something straight out of Brasseye:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090227/tuk-police-hunting-radioactive-man-6323e80.html

Police are hunting a "dangerously radioactive" college principal on child porn charges.

Seriously-ill Thomas Leopold, who had recently been given large doses of radiation for a thyroid condition, skipped bail shortly before his trial two weeks ago, got on a ferry to Ireland and disappeared.

The 42-year-old, head of a tutorial college in Harrow, Middlesex, is said to be dangerous in terms of radioactivity for six weeks after his treatment.

Southwark Crown Court judge John Price, who issued a warrant for his arrest, accused him of "doing everything to make it as difficult as he can to let the trial go ahead".

He added: "Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radioactive. This is not a joke."

Former banker Leopold, from Hammersmith, west London, faces five charges of making and possessing child porn after allegedly downloading a library of the forbidden material in 2006.

He was first arrested in July that year and his case fixed for October, but his ill health forced an adjournment until February 9 this year. Four days before the hearing he drove on to the ferry in South Wales and headed to County Wexford.

Although stopped and questioned by Special Branch officers at the time, they released him after he showed them his radiation card and insisted his bail conditions had been changed so he could visit his mother in Ireland.

Jeannie Mackay, defending, said her client, who was in "chronic poor health", was on his own and "wasn't in contact with others".

She said: "His doctor confirmed he is dangerous, in terms of radioactivity, for a period of six weeks after treatment."

chin_grin · 27-02-2009 1:54pm

Hmmmmmmmm.

GLaDOS · 27-02-2009 1:54pm

Will he mutate into some sort of super-pedo?

m83 · 27-02-2009 1:54pm

GTFO or GTFO

Wagon · 27-02-2009 1:55pm

I'm green with envy.

MarkR · 27-02-2009 1:55pm

Will make it hard for him to sneak up on kiddies in the dark.

CreepingDeath · 27-02-2009 1:57pm

Break out the geiger counters and pitchforks !

thelordofcheese · 27-02-2009 1:57pm

Obligatory Monkey dust reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

spurious · 27-02-2009 1:59pm

They are wildly overstating the radioactivity of someone following RAI for hyperthyroidism.
A glow in the dark PAEDO makes a good story though. I bet he has Sunny D wee.

Biggins · 27-02-2009 2:00pm

They should provide a picture of him.

Gummy Panda · 27-02-2009 2:01pm

Snyper has a thyroid condition and lives in the UK now?

seanybiker · 27-02-2009 2:03pm

radioactive man. Does he have a cape and all.

javaboy · 27-02-2009 2:03pm

Biggins wrote: »

They should provide a picture of him.

Here you go.

ejmaztec · 27-02-2009 2:05pm

The first paedo ever to get a glowing report.....

keane2097 · 27-02-2009 2:06pm

If I had to be any kind of paedophile I think I'd want to be a radioactive paedophile.

mikom · 27-02-2009 2:10pm

He has no need for these so.

http://www.ripnroll.com/knight2.htm
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ClayDavis · 27-02-2009 2:13pm

And somewhere, in the distance, a tabloid sub-editor's head explodes...

The Mad Hatter · 27-02-2009 2:15pm

javaboy wrote: »

Here you go.

Crap, you beat me to it!

Terry · 27-02-2009 2:18pm

A banker and a paedo. He really is a cúnt.

Turd Ferguson · 27-02-2009 2:21pm

You're just gonna get loads of worried parents now checking their kids genitals to see if they're glowing green :rolleyes:

I'm just worried that he'll mutate into two pedos and so on until there is an entire army of mutated radioactive pedophiles. Hmm, thats an idea for a movie right there. The X Pedo-Files.

Mhmm...weetabix · 27-02-2009 2:22pm

So if he bites someone will they become:
1) A super powered paedo ala Spiderman with radioactive paedo sense and super sneaky paedo powers?
2) Radioactive vampire paedo
3) Zombie hybrid paedo

This is a good question for 11850, (possibly the Zombie survival forum) .I've no more free goes

northwestguy27 · 27-02-2009 2:24pm

I bet we wont like him when he's angry

Turd Ferguson · 27-02-2009 2:29pm

Mhmm...weetabix wrote: »

This is a good question for 11850, (possibly the Zombie survival forum) .I've no more free goes

Nah, I think Joe Duffy might be able to answer this better.

Karoma · 27-02-2009 2:30pm

Police have released a mugshot

Robbo · 27-02-2009 2:32pm

This is some kind of wet dream for the Daily Mail. A paedo that can cause cancer.

If he's let loose on some asylum seekers, their heads will explode.