Conversation Stoppers!

Libertine2002 · 26-02-2009 2:42pm #1

Share your favourite lines to quickly bring a halt to any irritating conversation. Or just share some conversational blunders! Here's a few to get ye started! (Free mars bar for the funniest!)

"You're sitting in it now"

"Wanna see what gonnorhea looks like?"

'Contagious? Contagious?' I asked the doctor. 'Really contagious,' he tells me.

"So that's it! As of this morning, I quit my medication...homicidal tendencies be damned!"

Ass · 26-02-2009 2:43pm

This op is a conversation stopper.

OldGoat · 26-02-2009 2:44pm

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Berty · 26-02-2009 2:44pm

If you stop screaming it will make it a whole lot easier.

Caoimhín · 26-02-2009 2:44pm

"Jeysus, ya dont sweat much for a fat bird"

Ironbars · 26-02-2009 2:45pm

"What about this recesion?"

AnonoBoy · 26-02-2009 2:45pm

Libertine2002 wrote: »

Share your favourite lines to quickly bring a halt to any irritating conversation. Or just share some conversational blunders! Here's a few to get ye started! (Free mars bar for the funniest!)

"You're sitting in it now"

"Wanna see what gonnorhea looks like?"

'Contagious? Contagious?' I asked the doctor. 'Really contagious,' he tells me.

"So that's it! As of this morning, I quit my medication...homicidal tendencies be damned!"

I've seen that Farside cartoon too.

I'm more interested in conversation starters myself:

http://poetsquib.com/2008/11/24/great-conversation-starters/

allabouteve · 26-02-2009 2:46pm

To an obviously non pregant, but annoying woman...

''Congratulations! When are you due?''

Libertine2002 · 26-02-2009 2:47pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I've seen that Farside cartoon too.

I'm more interested in conversation starters myself:

http://poetsquib.com/2008/11/24/great-conversation-starters/

Has to be my favourite farside cartoon! Bloody brilliant!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 26-02-2009 2:48pm

"This sausage has a vein running through it...."

TPD · 26-02-2009 2:48pm

Just scream 'I HATE YOU!' at them and walk off. Works best in a library.

Libertine2002 · 26-02-2009 2:48pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I've seen that Farside cartoon too.

I'm more interested in conversation starters myself:

http://poetsquib.com/2008/11/24/great-conversation-starters/

Just read that link! Class!

funk-you · 26-02-2009 3:00pm

/Crying 'Why did you have to touch my little boy?'

-Funk

CreepingDeath · 26-02-2009 3:31pm

Do you like magic and illusions ?

admiralofthefleet · 26-02-2009 3:35pm

'i think i got a bonus ball with that one' /wave hand over lap

javaboy · 26-02-2009 3:37pm

"I have 8,000 posts on Boards.ie."

Armin_Tamzarian · 26-02-2009 3:45pm

So, when's the last time you saw your Ma naked?

FearDark · 26-02-2009 3:51pm

I killed and chopped up my parents and put them into binbags, theyre in the freezer. Wanna see?

Captain Darling · 26-02-2009 4:00pm

'Shut the fuck up.'

It has never failed me.

Professey Chin · 26-02-2009 4:01pm

Smell my finger

hobochris · 26-02-2009 5:11pm

While talking over the person louadly: "Yeah, I'm bored of the conversation now!"

GeeNorm · 26-02-2009 5:17pm

so what do you do?

Exeunt

Borneo Fnctn · 26-02-2009 5:18pm

Try this one just as somebody enters the conversation.

... so I says to him, "Listen pal, I don't care if she's my cousin. I'm knockin' them boots again tonight."

stovelid · 26-02-2009 5:19pm

I'm going to dismember you and bury your body parts under the patio always puts a dampener on things, I find.

Dlite · 26-02-2009 5:33pm

In Leg's one night:

Smarmy stains first words: So.... what district are you from?

Dlite · 26-02-2009 5:35pm

jackpalance wrote: »

Try this one just as somebody enters the conversation.

... so I says to him, "Listen pal, I don't care if she's my cousin. I'm knockin' them boots again tonight."

Tell that to the guy who's knockin his aunt, can't find thread but was great conversation starter:D