Let's play

Turd Ferguson

THE GAME

colrow

No

Cupcake_Crisis

of life?

Jemmy

sounds like fun!

Cupcake_Crisis

i would like to know what the rules re before i make any long term commitment

Matt Holck

http://www.peepandthebigwideworld.com/sitemap/copyright.html

colrow

I can't come out tonite cos my mum queen mise says you're all a bad lot and will lead me astray

kerash

After you...

Redpunto

is it a different game to being on the game?

Maboza

CHEKMATES

I winz....:D:D:D:D:D:D

cooperla

I'm intrigued and would like to subscribe to your weekly newsletter

kerash

The Game?
or
The Game?

I haz a confused, someone asplain thegame to me
Is font important?

Prof.Badass

There, play away;

I didn't know you had sh1t enough musical taste to listen to rap though. each to their own i suppose.

Cupcake_Crisis

okat, this is the game and THIS is how we play...

......ready..??
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everybody tell a joke and the funniest joker gets to give me 20 euro to buy myself a pretty new dress

Melted M&M

Snap!!!

colrow

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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The
very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How
should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband
said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't kn ow, some woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear.'

SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead . Well, the blonde is
rea lly angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don 't do it!!!'

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
proudly
says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.'

FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

A: 'Is it mine?'
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SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the
blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she
moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the
police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

colrow

This letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the

elderly. An old lady (Edna) who received a new radio at the lunch, as a door prize, wrote to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

Dear St Josephs School :

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at Grove Park Home for the Aged. All of my family have passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate Ethel is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces.

It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine,

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and I told her to **** off.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Edna

Melted M&M

meh

Teutorix

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU /b/







*guys! you all just lost!

Melted M&M

nooooooooooooooooooooo please dont say that I never win please pweety pweese with sugar on top tied in ribbons in a brown paper package and bright copper kettles please I demand a recount

Teutorix

Melted M&M wrote: »

nooooooooooooooooooooo please dont say that I never win please pweety pweese with sugar on top tied in ribbons in a brown paper package and bright copper kettles please I demand a recount

Sorry but you cannot win the game. unless you arent playing the game, but if you know about the game you are automaticly playing the game. The game is cruel and unforgiving, it is harsh but fair in that nobody is the winner.

It is "THE GAME"

Melted M&M

Ok then but can Michael Douglas join in with me and then do I stand a chance even if I pretend its not real

Matt Holck

It's not the sort of game that is won
it's an adventuer

Maboza

Is "THE GAME" finished?

Matt Holck

no
there's always tomorrow

Melted M&M

The adventure begins............

joes girls

guess who game!!!