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Hunting humour( well kinda hunting)

  • 24-02-2009 5:21pm
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    Grandpa sitting out on his portch in his rocking chair, one evening, when little jimmy runs by, with 10 yards of chicken wire trailing alone behind him.

    Grandpa: What you got there Jim?
    Jimmy: Chickenwire! I'm go'n hunting chickens! Yep, go'n a catch me some chickens!
    Grandpa: Ha! darn boy's a fool!

    Two hours later Jimmy comes back along the lane with 20 chickens caught up in the wire. Grandpa scratches his head and say's nothing.

    Next day Little Jimmy run by with 10 yards of tape trailing along behind him.

    Grandpa: What you got there Jim?
    Jimmy: Duck tape, I'm gona catch me some ducks!
    Grandpa: Ha! darn boy's a fool!

    Two hours later Jimmy comes back along the lane with 20 ducks caught up in the tape. Grandpa scratches his head and say's nothing.

    Next day Little Jimmy run by with what looks like half a tree trailing along behind him.

    Grandpa: What you got there Jim?
    Jimmy: It's a branch of Pussywillow!
    Grandpa: Hold it there boy I'm a com'n with YA!


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