Man fined over clothing store masturbation

Loomis

http://www.thelocal.se/17798/20090224/

A man from Grums in western Sweden has been fined by the authorities for soiling a jacket after masturbating in a Hennes & Mauritz (H&M) store.

The prosecutor's office in Karlstad ruled that the 27-year-old man had "deliberately masturbated to the point of ejaculation causing the destruction of a woman's jacket worth 398 kronor".

The incident took place in a H&M clothing store on Drottninggatan in Karlstad in November last year.

The prosecutor also found the man to have violated the sexual integrity of another person in the store by masturbating in their presence.

The 27-year-old has been ordered to pay a 4,000 kronor ($450) fine as well as a 500 kronor fee to the national Crime Victim Fund.

Because if he accidentally masturbated to the point of ejaculation he'd have been excused?
Destruction of a jacket? What kinda force did it come out at?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Like Old Faithful accomanied by O Fortuna.

javaboy

His wife must have asked him to splash out on a jacket for her.*






*joke shamelessly excavated from the 90's.

useful_contacts

javaboy wrote: »

His wife must have asked him to splash out on a jacket for her.*






*joke shamelessly excavated from the 90's.

BOO HISS

*Throws various fruit *

IvySlayer

javaboy wrote: »

His wife must have asked him to splash out on a jacket for her.*






*joke shamelessly excavated from the 90's.

He found himself in a sticky situation.

challengemaster

useful_contacts wrote: »

BOO HISS

*Throws various fruit *

I hope they're seedless...or they could destroy his jacket... :pac:

/gets coat

Borneo Fnctn

Happens to the best of us.

Gran Hermano

In his defence, his lawyer said he came clean when confronted.

Mr. Incognito

When questioned by police he responded:

"I wouldn't p1ss on H&M's clothing line"

javaboy

Nice to see you two finally agreeing on something:

Loomis

javaboy wrote: »

Nice to see you two finally agreeing on something:

Your first post was good.
Then you went and ruined it.
Terrible.

dsmythy

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/

^^^

This caught my eye more than your story. I really am a sad individual.

Mingey

Maybe she wanted him to jacket off?

Mcfast

ha ha ha ha ha

Agamemnon

The prosecutor also found the man to have violated the sexual integrity of another person in the store by masturbating in their presence.

LOL, that's a great way of putting it. "Stop violating my sexual integrity, you wanker!"

OldGoat

I'd like to see pics of the jacket before passing comment. I mean the jacket could have been teasing him, leading him on, hanging from the rail in a provocitive manner, taunting him with lapels and hems...

Zadkiel

Agamemnon wrote: »

LOL, that's a great way of putting it. "Stop violating my sexual integrity, you wanker!"

Brilliant!:pac:

AnonoBoy

dsmythy wrote: »

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/

^^^

This caught my eye more than your story. I really am a sad individual.

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/4/

Note to self: Go to Cafe Opera next time I'm in Stockholm.

Degsy

I understand the police soon took the matter in hand.

Zadkiel

He should get a grip on himself to be honest :rolleyes:

Dardania

AnonoBoy wrote: »

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/4/

Note to self: Go to Cafe Opera next time I'm in Stockholm.

Leave them like "there's something about mary" and youll end up in court...

Degsy

Zadkiel wrote: »

He should get a grip on himself to be honest :rolleyes:

I'm sure they pumped him thouroughly for a confession.

Zadkiel

Degsy wrote: »

I'm sure they pumped him thouroughly for a confession.

:pac:

Tom65

Germans. I always said they were a bunch of ****.





Also, I get my Swedish from thelocal.se because the news here is great craic. Every day there's a story like: Nude Swedish cops back in action.

DisasterIRL

I WANT THAT ONE!

Slightly off topic so I shall throw in and *bad pun*

Terry

dsmythy wrote: »

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/

^^^

This caught my eye more than your story. I really am a sad individual.

Holy crap. The orange people have invaded Sweden.

DisasterIRL

Terry wrote: »

Holy crap. The orange people have invaded Sweden.

Who ever coloured her in orange also stapled one cheek half way up her face:eek:

thebigcheese22

If I had to **** on a piece of clothing, twud be a dress worth a couple of thousand!




*I have expensive taste

Dave!

He pulled off the crime of the century!

Smart Bug

I wonder will this story make the headlines?


*groan*

SoWatchaWant

Anything you can do to a piece of clothing from that **** clothes shop will probably help it, including shooting **** all over it.

Degsy

He should've done it in anne summers..most of the clothes would be wipe-clean in there.

Gosh

thebigcheese22 wrote: »

If I had to **** on a piece of clothing, twud be a dress worth a couple of thousand!

And with Anne Hathaway wearing it :D

marcsignal

Degsy wrote: »

He should've done it in anne summers..most of the clothes would be wipe-clean in there.

they actually have a special cubicle there that you can bring stuff into.....eh....

....I read that somewhere

Degsy

marcsignal wrote: »

they actually have a special cubicle there that you can bring stuff into.....eh....

....I read that somewhere

Good news.
I... eh,have a friend that would be interested.

They must've seen him coming.



lol, lmao, rofl, etc. etc.

AlmightyCushion

What a load of ****.

marcsignal

IvySlayer wrote: »

He found himself in a sticky situation.

caught by the goolies :pac:

mumhaabu

I wonder did they "toss him out"?

antodeco

They asked him to come back, but they made a balls of it..

who007

It was probably a toss up between one jacket and another

fnar fnar!

AnonoBoy wrote: »

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/4/

Note to self: Go to Cafe Opera next time I'm in Stockholm.

Note to self: Go to Stockholm!

Tom65

AnonoBoy wrote: »

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/4/

Note to self: Go to Cafe Opera next time I'm in Stockholm.

Don't go to Cafe Opera. €20 in. €8 for a beer. And there isn't an Irish person alive with a hope when in comes to the women there

tony1kenobi

A man from Grums in western Sweden has been fined by the authorities for soiling a jacket after masturbating in a Hennes & Mauritz

I like that he was arrested for soiling the jacket and not for having a ****.

K-9

Ach, the lawyers will probably get him off.

Captain Darling

K-9 wrote: »

Ach, the lawyers will probably get him off.

The evidence probably wont stand up in court.

pickarooney

The fine was just a slap off the wrist.

seanybiker

reminds me of one of the lads i used to hang around with. Bout 6 or 7 years ago he went into the changing room to try on a shirt. The plonker said he got the urge and decided to have a hand shandy with the shirt on.
Same fella got caught pulling the hand out of his stomach on the building site he worked on.

K-9

Captain Darling wrote: »

The evidence probably wont stand up in court.

Think it will.

One shower of **** looking after another one.