Women and cushions wtf?

KStaford

Every woman Ive ever known has a cushion fetish afaics. My last girlfriend even had cushions on the back seat of my car. What in the name of jesus and all that is holy is this about?

javaboy

I have an almighty cushion fetish.

brendansmith

KStaford wrote: »

Every woman Ive ever known has a cushion fetish afaics. My last girlfriend even had cushions on the back seat of my car. What in the name of jesus and all that is holy is this about?

Every man has a chest cushion fetish. WEH WEH WEH!;)

Melange

KStaford wrote: »

Every woman Ive ever known has a cushion fetish afaics. My last girlfriend even had cushions on the back seat of my car. What in the name of jesus and all that is holy is this about?

Hmmm.. The only reason I can think of as to why women in particular would use cushions is that they're a bit on the short side, and that a cushion helps to prop them up. Was that last girlfriend of yours a shorty?

banshee_bones

not me! sorry to disapoint you!

Abi

They are very useful when placed under the womans árse. Said too much. Bye.

IvaBigWun

KStaford wrote: »

Every woman Ive ever known has a cushion fetish afaics. My last girlfriend even had cushions on the back seat of my car. What in the name of jesus and all that is holy is this about?

Scientists are looking for an answer.

The amount of pillows on their beds baffles me too. Man: 2 pillows max. Girl: 5 minimum.

phelixoflaherty

The bigger the cushion the better the pushin'

Mr. Incognito

To styfle her screams of pleasure.

Back seat of car eh. I'd be worried if I was you and she likes to go for "a long drive"

Senna

i've a cushion on my sofa, hides the stain:(

AnonoBoy

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Scientists are looking for an answer.

The amount of pillows on their beds baffles me too. Man: 2 pillows max. Girl: 5 minimum.

You spend a lot of the night just throwing those damn pillows off the bed. I think pillow-throwing is like foreplay for some girls.

Latchy

Abigayle wrote: »

They are very useful when placed under the womans árse. Said too much. Bye.

Dont you mean under her Abdomen ? opps..perhaps not .

Ardscoil Ris

I would recommend your girlfriend the following store:

http://theprickcushion.quepid.org/store/index.php?main_page=page_3

Crash

I'm of the opinion that 1 1/2 pillows is the ultimate for bed, if alone. I'm thinking I may need to get a carving knife to one of mine later.

Abi

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Scientists are looking for an answer.

The amount of pillows on their beds baffles me too. Man: 2 pillows max. Girl: 5 minimum.

1) is it in yet?

2) is it in yet?

3) is it in yet?

4) is it in yet?

5) ok. Theres something happening...WTF do you mean your cumming! Gtfo and get down thur!

IvaBigWun

Abigayle wrote: »

1) is it in yet?

2) is it in yet?

3) is it in yet?

4) is it in yet?

5) ok. Theres something happening...WTF do you mean your cumming! Gtfo and get down thur!

:pac:

Kiera

javaboy wrote: »

I have an almighty cushion fetish.

Dont we all......dont we all.......

nyom nyom nyom

Aisling(",)

i like to hug pillows when im sitting down but only in my friends house because he dont have any cushions.

Latchy

I always keep a few spare cushions in the bedroom ........just in case :cool:

AlmightyCushion

javaboy wrote: »

I have an almighty cushion fetish.

Tentmaker is that you?

javaboy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Tentmaker is that you?

Yeah it's me but I lost my thesaurus so the best I can come up with is "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Tar.Aldarion

Agree with Op, seriously, wtf is with the cushions. This couch has 9 cushions on it!

Lulu88

they're comfy...

and you can build things with them, like little couch tables!:p

AlmightyCushion

javaboy wrote: »

Yeah it's me but I lost my thesaurus so the best I can come up with is "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

That's all I needed to hear.

*plays in background*

UnderpantsGnome

What's up with girls and cushions?

uh, and

What's the deal with airline food?

Senna

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

What's the deal with airline food?

I only every fly Ryanair, what the feck are you on about, food, on a plane....

KStaford

Ah the momories of happy rerlationships, everytime I went to sit down, I would have to move a pile of cushions onto another chair that already had a pile of goddam cushions.
Maybe they think that adding more cushions to a place makes it look "homely". Personally I go for the minimalist approach to decorating the home, if it has to be dusted or washed every so often then get the fcuk rid of it.

Could we perhaps have a scientific investigation into this phenomenon (can I have a spell check here please)

AnonoBoy

Senna wrote: »

I only every fly Ryanair, what the feck are you on about, food, on a plane....

What are you talking about? They've got a full kitchen there somewhere.

Delicious food. Why not try our luxury hot chocolate?


Oooohhhh - d'ya hear that? Luxury. It must be good.

Wibbs

Its the gene on the X chromosome that also drives them to collect scented candles. I remember reading the sticker on one in an exes gaff that said "do not light". I mean WTF?. yes I have candles too, but they're of the white non scented give off light in a power cut persuasion. You know? Candles. The gene is also involved in hair product collections, "knick knacks" and soft furnishing and scented things in general.

Local-womanizer

Ever go in to a nursing home a see how many pillows old women have?!

No wonder the HSE is fooked,all them pillows must cost a fourtune!Need mountainerring equipment to get on top on them(I dont mean the Grannies by the way,as I said in another thread old women all over easy when you push them):pac:

Zadkiel

Wibbs wrote: »

Its the gene on the X chromosome that also drives them to collect scented candles. I remember reading the sticker on one in an exes gaff that said "do not light". I mean WTF?. yes I have candles too, but they're of the white non scented give off light in a power cut persuasion. You know? Candles. The gene is also involved in hair product collections, "knick knacks" and soft furnishing and scented things in general.

Does this phenomenon have anything to do with the compulsion to hoarde hundreds of handbags and hundreds of pairs of shoes too?
When my OH was moving back from England she had a couple of shipping boxes of each and one box with JUST Belts in it!
Oh and she likes cushions round the place too

Tallon

KStaford wrote: »

Every woman Ive ever known has a cushion fetish afaics. My last girlfriend even had cushions on the back seat of my car. What in the name of jesus and all that is holy is this about?

Holy ****, I have 3 cushions on my back seat, leopard print!!!
It makes so much sense now