Recession-Tastic

SoupyNorman

OK,

Sick to the gills of the redundantees, people in Negative equity, The swades of lazy and un[grace]grateful public sector workers. Banks tumbling down around us, top brass getting golden parachutes when they should be thrown in dark, dank pee pee soaked heck holes.

Sick of EVERY politician, sitting on their arses spewing predictable monotonous and mundane crapola back and forward in Dail Eireann while lapping it up with six figure salaries and likewise expense accoounts, too spineless to stand upto anybody, too inept to do a days tangible work.

Sick of pompus 'Im a man of the people' trade union leaders who proclaim with a straight face that the last thing they want to see is industrial action.


SICK OF IT...


...because at this moment in time I've never had it so good. I'm earning a great wage for my age, no mortgage and no fear of a job loss.



So no misery please, only post to toast your current fortune

Local-womanizer

Iam a student and have absoultly no expense at all.Only food.

I have no job but I still get 170 a month from the goverment.

I was worse off before the recession!

Abi

I have a bottle of whiskey and tranquillizers. Givuz a shout when its all over.

galwayrush

I haven't lost any money on the Stock Market at all. Don't have any shares so i'm not like all the people who are now poorer because of their investments.:)

bravestarr082

bravestarr082 wrote: »

So no misery please, only post to toast your current fortune

i jus got a free pass to a good pron site from 4chan.

Mmcd

So you're basically saying to everyone that you have it great and if they dont they cant complain!

SoupyNorman

Mmcd wrote: »

So you're basically saying to everyone that you have it great and if they dont they cant complain!

Yes,


but just in this thread...

AnonoBoy

Hey OP - I'm with you! Screw you guys - I'm doing fabulously.

*glances around nervously, waiting for it all to come crashing down around me*

themont85

2 for 1 choccy bars in Spars everywhere are recession bustingly amazing.

Abi

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Hey OP - I'm with you! Screw you guys - I'm doing fabulously.

*glances around nervously, waiting for it all to come crashing down around me*

Macky D Mgr: Oh hai A-boy. Cujah come in to my... *looks around* um.. the toilet for a mo?

A-boy: sure, k.

Macky D mgr: uhh we're gonna have to let ya go son.

A-boy: oh noes! How can I keep myself in cider on wkends?

Macky D mgr: Look son due to the current economic climate, nobody is buying anything, but we're always running out of bog roll and serviettes. Sorry son.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I don't live in Ireland!

And I got laid again last night !!

Abi

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I don't live in Ireland!

And I got laid again last night !!

Pics or GTFO.

Chanandler Bong

themont85 wrote: »

2 for 1 choccy bars in Spars everywhere are recession bustingly amazing.

My mates havin a "recession friendly" bday this Friday (i.e. rentin a karaoke place where you can BYOB), should be starkly contrasting to last years recession bustin 72 hour seshwan in our local/town/houses!.

Londis in Grafton Street chicken fillet rolls 1.63, im laughing!

amcalester

I quite my job in Ireland in October moved over to London and started working 3 4 weeks later and am having a great time.

What recession?

AnonoBoy

Abigayle wrote: »

Macky D Mgr

What's a Macky D Mgr????

Me no spk txt spk.

Senna

bravestarr082 wrote: »

OK,

Sick to the gills of the redundantees, people in Negative equity, The swades of lazy and un[grace]grateful public sector workers. Banks tumbling down around us, top brass getting golden parachutes when they should be thrown in dark, dank pee pee soaked heck holes.

Sick of EVERY politician, sitting on their arses spewing predictable monotonous and mundane crapola back and forward in Dail Eireann while lapping it up with six figure salaries and likewise expense accoounts, too spineless to stand upto anybody, too inept to do a days tangible work.

Sick of pompus 'Im a man of the people' trade union leaders who proclaim with a straight face that the last thing they want to see is industrial action.


SICK OF IT...


...because at this moment in time I've never had it so good. I'm earning a great wage for my age, no mortgage and no fear of a job loss.



So no misery please, only post to toast your current fortune

I hope you knock-up some girl with triplets, that'll wipe the smile of your face.

SoupyNorman

Senna wrote: »

I hope you knock-up some girl with triplets, that'll wipe the smile off your face.

FYP



Nah, I'd move to the country and let the fruits of my loin roam free.