State of the Jean Monet

ThomondBull

I was in the jean monet lecture hall yesterday and sat down on the back right hand side. When I took off my bag to leave it down I noticed a medium to large-sized log of sh1t on the floor.

I could not believe my eyes.

At first I thought it was a fake practical joke sh1t. But closer inspection revealed it was real, definitely human and almost certainly student. What kind of animal would squat down in a lecture hall, and squeeze out excrement? It boggles the mind. The cleaning staff in UL aren't paid enough to deal with this sort of sh1t, if you'll pardon the pun.

ergonomics

ThomondBull wrote: »

But closer inspection revealed it was real, definitely human and almost certainly student.

Now now, it could easily have been any Joe Public who wandered in and wanted to show the hatred of UL in a most disgusting way.

That said, whoever is responsible for that is a pretty disgusting human being to be fair. Something like that is not the result of someone getting caught short as there are numerous toilets near the Jean Monnet.

I hope you moved seats.

DJCR

How did you know it was human ???? Could have been that dog that hangs around the stables!!:D:D:D:D

Peteee

ThomondBull wrote: »

At first I thought it was a fake practical joke sh1t. But closer inspection revealed it was real, definitely human and almost certainly student.

Thats quite the ability you have there, it is wasted here. Such a fine nose is more suited to wine tasting or perhaps a quality control expert for perfume at Calvin Klein.

But seriously, thats pretty messed up.

rmacm

It appears we have a phantom shitter in our midsts.

PeakOutput

pics or it didnt happen tbh

1huge1

Ya as someone said it could be that dog thats always around the stables, Id like to think better of people...

DJCR

I think it may have been a drop and run..... did anyone check it for drugs.. well you know what certain types of prisoners are like??Ok this is a disturbing video ...... I'm appauled by it.... by it is topical and funny in a non funny way !!!.... you'll know what I mean ...Just imagine it occuring in the Jean Monet

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=how+to+stop+people+pooing+in+class&aq=f

Xabs

1huge1 wrote: »

Ya as someone said it could be that dog thats always around the stables, Id like to think better of people...

Really? How's that going for you?
I'm sure ThomondBull can tell the difference between human and animal excrement.

Otacon

Xabs wrote: »

I'm sure ThomondBull can tell the difference between human and animal excrement.

Well, human excrement tends to be in logs, whereas dog excrement tends to be in swirling mounds.

As for how you could tell it was a student sh!t, did it have a mixture of nuts and MAX crisps in it or something?

sceptre

I'm afraid Penetrato's comment finally pushed the thread into the realm of being a waste of good electrons that are needed elsewhere. We're done.