Funny stories

tipp86

I was playing today and after a heavy nights drinking i procedded to get sick in the middle of the match.

Bit of a funny site for those watching on. I can remember marking lads in the past who would be talking to themselves..crazy stuff.

Im sure lads here have encountered some crazy going ons....should be some funny junior b stuff.

Any stories i could do with a laugh

Carroller

In the middle of a hurling match
when play was stopped as we saw streaker with his long scraggy hair running down the sideline with just his shoes and socks on.

tempted to hit him full whack with my hurl but it was too late..

he could make a 100m sprinter the fast little bòllox

deisedevil

Played in a friendly match a few years back, first on new local pitch. One of our players was fouled and was down injured. Ref had his back to him while booking the opposition player. Ref was more than a little on the heavy side and jam jar glasses. He started to run backwards while blowing his whistle and fell on our player on the ground (would have felt worse than the foul did) Our player let out a roar "Get off ya fat c**t" Ref got up and started giving him a bollockin. Everyone was laughin their ass off, but not as much as the goalie who was in a fit. The ref then ran up to him and gave him a yellow card. Goalie says "are you seriously giving me a yellow card cause I laughed at you falling on yer man" Ref just started the game back up. Will never forget it.

Also at a Junior B Football Final one of our players got a dirty punch and hit back, right beside supporters. Every player and supporter got involved and a good old brawl began including a local TD (who won't be named) who's son had landed the first punch. Funniest thing I have ever seen in any match was when one of our supporters landed the TD in the muck with a haymaker.
The game was nearly up so rather than call it off (and have to go through another 70 mins of a nasty game) the ref decided to play on. Every single 50/50 ball turned into another scrap, the ref just started to ignore all the clatters being thrown around him and blew the game up as early as he could.
Gotta love Junior B.

skinnyfatman

I remember playing a game back about 10 years ago Junior B in Kilkenny, was 14 and first game playing for the Junior B’s. Was playing goal, about 10 mins to go the other crowd were 5/6 points down and brought on the big full forward! This guy was roughly 6’3 and 19 stone. So first ball came in and I caught it and went to run to my right when bam I was put back in the net! The full forward then went to run out to give out the referee when he tripped over nothing but air fell and ripped his dodgy grey shorts, and managed to hurt himself. He stayed down and when I went to go out I noticed the big fella had My little pony stickers all over his face!. The manager of the other crowd had to come on and bring the big fella behind the goal where he began to nearly sob over “ripping me lucky shorts right in the hole”.

I remember a streaker running onto the pitch in a club game in Ballyhale. The hardy (not that kinda hardy) streaker got about 60 yards when an all mighty whack came straight from Christy Heffernan’s hurl smack bang right onto the poor eejit’s arse. I remember hearing Christy being asked about this a few years back and he said something along the lines of he “saw a ball and pulled a little late”!!

Not so funny at the time but I got a broken nose from a good belt one day when before a game of Fitball I was chatting to the other midfielder for Laois and he asked had I played against them in the Leinster Senior Schools match (we beat them about 10 days earlier in a filthy game). I had a good game that day, made a few decent saves and got a decent write up in the paper for it. When I told yer man I was the keeper he clattered me! He got a yellow and I got to go to casualty 3 hours after the game!