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Who is lucky?

  • 21-02-2009 6:46pm
    #1
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭


    Who is the luckiest man in Ireland, in your opinion, and why?

    My vote is Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny. Imagine the dog's abuse he'd be getting now if he'd been elected to Govt last time out. Instead he gets to preach from a position of no show. Lucky, lucky, lucky.


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  • #2
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    The luckiest man in Ireland prolly doesn't know he is yet, but he is going put later and will cop off with two hot sisters who have no standards or morals.


  • #3
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Bertie is luckier, an unbelievable pension as a reward for ****ing up the Country( he personally made it so large before he jumped) .He knew when to desert the sinking ship. :rolleyes:


  • #4
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    I got lucky once....

    ....with MY MA!! :cool:.

    I'd say eamon gilmore is doing better. Once upon a time, he was seen as being the lowest common denominator, but now labour seems like a good alternative to the two parties of impending doom.


  • #5
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I am, I always win in those teddy crane machines


  • #6
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Pat Kenny - over 800 grand a year for a fairly cushy job.


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  • #7
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    I lost track but, in the end, he only fired five shots. I'm pretty lucky.


  • #8
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Pat Kenny - over 800 grand a year for a fairly cushy job.

    You win. Plank of wood earning that much is unbeatable.;)


  • #9
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Me! :D

    Been shot/bombed at (few times).
    House collapse on me.
    Car/bus crash.
    Run over by a bike.
    Plane landing mishap
    Escaped from buildings on fire.
    Rare infections caught.
    Stabbed.
    Attacked by hand.

    and other equally minor stuff.

    I'm very lucky and count my blessings every day. :)


  • #10
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Gerry Ryan,I think he is lucky people are still tuening in to his radio programme,SELFISH GIT!!!.We should have a turn off G Ryan day.


  • #11
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Biggins wrote: »
    Me! :D

    Been shot/bombed at (few times).
    House collapse on me.
    Car/bus crash.
    Run over by a bike.
    Plane landing mishap
    Escaped from buildings on fire.
    Rare infections caught.
    Stabbed.
    Attacked by hand.

    and other equally minor stuff.

    I'm very lucky and count my blessings every day. :)
    WTF do you do for a living or pleasure.:eek:


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  • #12
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    galwayrush wrote: »
    WTF do you do for a living or pleasure.:eek:

    See pm. :)


  • #13
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,167 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Biggins wrote: »
    Me! :D

    Been shot/bombed at (few times).
    House collapse on me.
    Car/bus crash.
    Run over by a bike.
    Plane landing mishap
    Escaped from buildings on fire.
    Rare infections caught.
    Stabbed.
    Attacked by hand.

    and other equally minor stuff.

    I'm very lucky and count my blessings every day. :)

    Must make mental note to avoid you at all possible.


  • #14
    n1ck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭n1ck


    spoonbadger wrote: »
    I got lucky once....

    ....with MY MA!! :cool:.

    Loving the ninja edit Terry. :D


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Berty wrote: »
    Must make mental note to avoid you at all possible.

    LOL one of my ex-girlfriends years ago refused to get on a plane with me anywhere - needless to say, we didn't last long!


  • #16
    falipo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭falipo


    Biggins wrote: »
    Me! :D

    Been shot/bombed at (few times).
    House collapse on me.
    Car/bus crash.
    Run over by a bike.
    Plane landing mishap
    Escaped from buildings on fire.
    Rare infections caught.
    Stabbed.
    Attacked by hand.

    and other equally minor stuff.

    I'm very lucky and count my blessings every day. :)


    These things have never happened to me...I'd say Im luckier :)


  • #17
    Mmcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    George Leah
    Got everything he ever wanted!


  • #18
    Teutorix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Biggins wrote: »
    Me! :D

    Been shot/bombed at (few times).
    House collapse on me.
    Car/bus crash.
    Run over by a bike.
    Plane landing mishap
    Escaped from buildings on fire.
    Rare infections caught.
    Stabbed.
    Attacked by hand.

    and other equally minor stuff.

    I'm very lucky and count my blessings every day. :)
    Chuck Norris uses boards.ie?


  • #19
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Biggins wrote: »
    Me! :D

    Been shot/bombed at (few times).
    House collapse on me.
    Car/bus crash.
    Run over by a bike.
    Plane landing mishap
    Escaped from buildings on fire.
    Rare infections caught.
    Stabbed.
    Attacked by hand.

    and other equally minor stuff.

    I'm very lucky and count my blessings every day. :)

    WTF do you do? Only thing I can think of is a garda or you are in the army... Oh wait, you would be a drug baron too... or an assasin, or a jedi knight. So, which is it biggins?

    I think Biffo is the luckiest man in Ireland, all my assasination attempts have failed to date. :(


  • #20
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,167 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL one of my ex-girlfriends years ago refused to get on a plane with me anywhere - needless to say, we didn't last long!

    You didnt last long as ex's. :confused:

    Im going on a flight in 38 days so I dont want your bag luck anywhere near me.

    I was already on a ferry that sank in the English channel and the last flight to Australia went a bit nasty over India with the thunder and lightning storm and dropping straight out of the sky. Luckily enough the plane regained power and got out of the stall. :D


  • #21
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    spoonbadger wrote: »
    I got lucky once....

    ....with MY MA!! :cool:.
    Nice edit. ;)


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  • #22
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    From the 1970's.

    A Garda from Pearse st was suspended.

    He saw a woman on the other side of Westmoreland st. She ran into the traffic and dodged her way to the other side. Breathless she said to the Garda in her American accent,

    "Gee, Officer, I was very lucky there!"

    "Lady", he said, "you're the luckiest cnut that ever pi55ed through a Davy Crocket hat".

    She reported him and he got the suspenders. True story. :)


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