I refer to the unlearned gentlefolk

Slutmonkey57b

Who insist on punning.

Yore Ma is persona non grata around here, yet the febrile disease ridden cockroaches who insist on violating our minds with that most revolting, hideous, bloated, worthless, vapid, soulless, spirit abrading toxicity that is the pune, or play on words run rampant like suppurating lesions of gonorrhoea on the virginal pubescence of the venus de milo.

A more worthless collection of walking abortion exhortations could not be found if the very heavens themselves were searched for the next millennia.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

millenia is plural

phasers

whatever

ShooterSF

So...You're not fond of puns?

Saibh

Sharpshooter might post an answer to your thought provoking question...:rolleyes:

Sharpshooter

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Who insist on punning.

Yore Ma is persona non grata around here, yet the febrile disease ridden cockroaches who insist on violating our minds with that most revolting, hideous, bloated, worthless, vapid, soulless, spirit abrading toxicity that is the pune, or play on words run rampant like suppurating lesions of gonorrhoea on the virginal pubescence of the venus de milo.

A more worthless collection of walking abortion exhortations could not be found if the very heavens themselves were searched for the next millennia.

Offensive posts are worse than any pun, even a bad one.
Post reported btw.

Hagar

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Who insist on punning.

Yore Ma is persona non grata around here, yet the febrile disease ridden cockroaches who insist on violating our minds with that most revolting, hideous, bloated, worthless, vapid, soulless, spirit abrading toxicity that is the pune, or play on words run rampant like suppurating lesions of gonorrhoea on the virginal pubescence of the venus de milo.

A more worthless collection of walking abortion exhortations could not be found if the very heavens themselves were searched for the next millennia.

That's one way to knock the wind out of your own sails.
Pun is word you're groping for.
Speaking of groping, how fares your maternal parent?

Biggins

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Who insist on punning.

Yore Ma is persona non grata around here, yet the febrile disease ridden cockroaches who insist on violating our minds with that most revolting, hideous, bloated, worthless, vapid, soulless, spirit abrading toxicity that is the pune, or play on words run rampant like suppurating lesions of gonorrhoea on the virginal pubescence of the venus de milo.

A more worthless collection of walking abortion exhortations could not be found if the very heavens themselves were searched for the next millennia.

Huh? Me dumbass!

tbh

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Who insist on punning.

Yore Ma is persona non grata around here, yet the febrile disease ridden cockroaches who insist on violating our minds with that most revolting, hideous, bloated, worthless, vapid, soulless, spirit abrading toxicity that is the pune, or play on words run rampant like suppurating lesions of gonorrhoea on the virginal pubescence of the venus de milo.

A more worthless collection of walking abortion exhortations could not be found if the very heavens themselves were searched for the next millennia.

did you get a feel of her tits or what?

ejmaztec

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Who insist on punning.

Yore Ma is persona non grata around here, yet the febrile disease ridden cockroaches who insist on violating our minds with that most revolting, hideous, bloated, worthless, vapid, soulless, spirit abrading toxicity that is the pune, or play on words run rampant like suppurating lesions of gonorrhoea on the virginal pubescence of the venus de milo.

A more worthless collection of walking abortion exhortations could not be found if the very heavens themselves were searched for the next millennia.

I'm a gonner here.!:P

Gummy Panda

This thread needs more..

Slutmonkey57b

Father Mordmas wrote: »

millenia is plural

Indeed it is. I sense the point you are thrusting vaguely toward me, but you are unfortunately not going to be satisfied in this instance.

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Offensive posts are worse than any pun, even a bad one.
Post reported btw.

On the contrary, the punners are far more offensive in mine eyes than the more extreme and gratuitously offensive posts that knock around some threads here. But if you wish to play the "report post" game, I will certainly make my way through the rest of the forum and report all the rape jokes in every other thread on your behalf.

Hagar wrote: »

That's one way to knock the wind out of your own sails.
Pun is word you're groping for.
Speaking of groping, how fares your maternal parent?

Terry Pratchett joke.
She fares well, dear sir, in this most morbid of seasons for the elderly. Fortunately, she does not suffer from the lack of heating that afflict so many lonely elderly ladies in these times.

dr.bollocko

Suitable punnishment has been handed out.