Here's one for ya...

TelePaul · 17-02-2009 9:09am #1

So I was talking to a friend yesterday. She told me that, sadly, her dog had passed away over the weekend while she was at home by herself. Now understandably, she wasn't exactly sure what to do with the poor pooch, so she called the vet. He kindly informed her that it would be possible for him to dispose of the body if she so wished.

So this girl, without a car, called a friend of hers, and asked if she could give her and the dead dog a lift to the vet. Her friend declined, as they weren't too thrilled with the prospect of a dead dog lying on the back seat of the car. So my friend decided that the only viable solution was to wrap the dog in a black plastic bag, place the bag in a wheeled suitcase, and get the DART to the vets.

So she struggled with the suitcase the whole way, got it onto the DART and got off at her stop. She was having a rough time wrangling it up a staircase when some guy asked if she wanted a hand. She was relieved when he took over, although he was obviously surprised with the weight of it and asked her what was in it. Put on the spot, she replied "DJ equipment...lots of DJ equipment". So the guy nodded and coninued up the stairs with the suitcase. My friend stopped to look for her ticket to get through the turnstile, but when she looked around...the guy was gone! He couldn't resist the temptation of a suitcase full of pro audio gear!

Now obviously I'm sceptical, and doubt whether it's true or not...but if any of you in the DJ circle hear of someone trying to mix on a dead dog...you'll know why!