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magicass · 2009-02-16 11:13:23

I dont know if im in the place here , but i have to get this of my chest. Yesterday was the first time in almost 20 years that i felt like a real person. Im 38 year old married man with 2 month old twin baby girls. You see my wife was out visiting her mother and took the girls with her, and i was all alone . I went for a…

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I dont know if im in the place here , but i have to get this of my chest. Yesterday was the first time in almost 20 years that i felt like a real person. Im 38 year old married man with 2 month old twin baby girls. You see my wife was out visiting her mother and took the girls with her, and i was all alone . I went for a shower and after i tucked my penis and tackle in behind my thighs for a joke to amuse myself. I was horrified when i liked what i saw. Something inside me awoke, i felt like flower in early spring . Alive! Does this mean I'm .......a woman in the body of a man. I felt so ashamed that when my wife returned i made love to her like man possessed , to prove to myself that i was indeed a man. Ive always liked girly things , the color pink , sunsets, tampons, lipstick and the likes oh what oh what am i to do?

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#2 16-02-2009 11:14am

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Danny La Rue posts on boards.

Awesome.

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#3 16-02-2009 11:15am

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magicass wrote: »

Does this mean I'm .......a woman in the body of a man.

Yes it does. Hope this helps.

Thanks.

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#4 16-02-2009 11:16am

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Thread title is misleading.

Ban tbh

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#5 16-02-2009 11:17am

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Pics???

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#6 16-02-2009 11:17am

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magicass wrote: »

I dont know if im in the place here , but i have to get this of my chest. Yesterday was the first time in almost 20 years that i felt like a real person. Im 38 year old married man with 2 month old twin baby girls. You see my wife was out visiting her mother and took the girls with her, and i was all alone . I went for a shower and after i tucked my penis and tackle in behind my thighs for a joke to amuse myself. I was horrified when i liked what i saw. Something inside me awoke, i felt like flower in early spring . Alive! Does this mean I'm .......a woman in the body of a man. I felt so ashamed that when my wife returned i made love to her like man possessed , to prove to myself that i was indeed a man. Ive always liked girly things , the color pink , sunsets, tampons, lipstick and the likes oh what oh what am i to do?

copy paste into PI darling

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#7 16-02-2009 11:19am

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phasers wrote: »

Thread title is misleading.

Ban tbh

please dont ban this it is as serious as cancer

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#8 16-02-2009 11:20am

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First person to say "Pics or GTFO" should be prepared to go into hiding.

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#9 16-02-2009 11:21am

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Go back on the meds, or... start cross dressing, shaving your tackle and moisturise..alot.

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#10 16-02-2009 11:23am

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magicass wrote: »

please dont ban this it is as serious as cancer

Are you sure?

Are you HIV positive?

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PICS OR GTFO

6th

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#12 16-02-2009 11:26am

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I think your location says it all!!!

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#13 16-02-2009 11:27am

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I think you should talk to Oprah.

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#14 16-02-2009 11:28am

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6th wrote: »

First person to say "Pics or GTFO" should be prepared to go into hiding.

I think you'll find arse..biscuits was nearly there.

arse..biscuits wrote: »

Pics???

magicass wrote: »

please dont ban this it is as serious as cancer

Ask Lance Armstrong what is as serious as cancer. He seems to have a few opinions on the matter.

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#15 16-02-2009 11:30am

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After Hours is alive again! Hooray !

Op, if you do plan to do it. I heard crushing it with a vice gives a whole different type of satisfaction.

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#16 16-02-2009 11:33am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58892309&postcount=1
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