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Wrong Pick Up Lines

jc7 · 2009-02-16 00:17:52

Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away. Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman -…

16-02-2009 12:17am

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jc7

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten!

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