PG-13 RATED!!!

Tentmaker

My dear MightyCushion,


The Ring awaits your approval!

Because of its brilliance you will need sunshades to observe the stone,

and a forklift to put it on your dear finger.

Tentmaker The Magnificient

Gary ITR

You owe me one xxx rated post.

Riamfada

You know Mr Loverman, your supposed to give her the rohypnol

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Tentmaker wrote: »

My dear MightyCushion,


The Ring awaits your approval!

Because of its brilliance you will need sunshades to observe the stone,

and a forklift to put it on your dear finger.

Tentmaker The Magnificient

WTF

Tentmaker

K-Jet wrote: »

You owe me one xxx rated post.

Hun, I was merely preparing you for the better stuff later on. The hits that get the juices flowing. Every woman's dream.;)

Wibbs

Tentmaker wrote: »

Every woman's dream.;)

and yours methinks.

abi2007

jackncoke wrote: »

WTF

+1

Krieg

Thought you left

Kiera

You're giving AC your ring? This certainly is xxxrated stuff.

fifth

Oh not again.. I logged on this morning after reading numerous ridiculous threads last night by you.. It was mildly entertaining, for a moment, but that's where it ends.

Now it's just stupid!

Tentmaker

Wibbs wrote: »

and yours methinks.

I am The Dream Weaver. My magical spells are the spirits by which gods and man live. I do not dream. That which I weave is of a cloth which neither god nor man may touch, or even look upon lest they die the death.

Caoimhín

Tentmaker wrote: »

I am The Dream Weaver. My magical spells are the spirits by which gods and man live. I do not dream. That which I weave is of a cloth which neither god nor man may touch, or even look upon lest they die the death.

A bit early for the wine, innit?

Kiera

Tentmaker wrote: »

I am The Dream Weaver. My magical spells are the spirits by which gods and man live. I do not dream. That which I weave is of a cloth which neither god nor man may touch, or even look upon lest they die the death.

Dont you just love copy and paste!

I'm bored of you now, Tentman.

Tentmaker

Caoimhín wrote: »

A bit early for the wine, innit?

Can't live without love and romance. All gods feed off of these two elixirs. It is what gives us eternal life.

Tentmaker

Kiera wrote: »

Dont you just love copy and paste!

I'm bored of you now, Tentman.

Ain't that the truth. But you do so enjoy every moment spent with me. Just think what ecstasy you will know when I reach out and touch you.;)

tech77

funkyflea wrote: »

Oh not again.. I logged on this morning after reading numerous ridiculous threads last night by you.. It was mildly entertaining, for a moment, but that's where it ends.

Now it's just stupid!

It was never entertaining.
It was always stupid.

Kiera

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ain't that the truth. But you do so enjoy every moment spent with me. Just think what ecstasy you will know when I reach out and touch you.;)

Just think of the pain you will know when i swift kick you in the nads for touching me

Tentmaker

Forever with the snide remarks. I write of my beloved GODDESS, telling truthfully of the torture of her death-dealing love. The inhuman one within you responds with a trite joke. I rise pheonix-like from the ashes of her love, a new kind of being who lives through every essence of existence. Yet you see not the fiery wings that lifts me high into the heavens, and lets me soar majestically among the angels.

themadchef

Tentmaker. We demand entertainment.

Cease this folly and get to the good stuff.

There is good stuff right?

Tentmaker

Kiera wrote: »

Just think of the pain you will know when i swift kick you in the nads for touching me

Heard that before. Normally it means I'm curious as hell, but the bastard ain't gonna get me without a chase.;)

Tentmaker

themadchef wrote: »

Tentmaker. We demand entertainment.

Cease this folly and get to the good stuff.

There is good stuff right?

But it is my intent to entertain me Lady. In doing so, I am going to make you feel every part of your being, from an erotic seduction at the skin level, to a soul-shattering climax of a total awareness of your womanhood. If you stay on these forums you will be awakened to desires and needs you never knew you possessed. Bluntly put, unless you run far and fast, you wont be able to protect yourself against my penetrating you to unbelievable depths.:D

minidazzler

Ya do know AlmightyCush is a Lady boy don't you???

Tentmaker

minidazzler wrote: »

Ya do know AlmightyCush is a Lady boy don't you???

Under my stirring touch, much, much more than just a lady. Some have developed wings under it, and have soared to unbelievable heights.

Aidric

Tentmaker wrote: »

My dear MightyCushion,


The Ring awaits your approval!

Because of its brilliance you will need sunshades to observe the stone,

and a forklift to put it on your dear finger.

Tentmaker The Magnificient

Are you the Valentines troll?

Kiera

Oh sweet Jesus. Please cut out all this tripe. Its disgusting. Plus Karoma (AC's husband) will not be happy when he reads this.

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Dont feed the troll

Overheal

what the fcuk is with all the letters adressed to Cush lately? And what the fcuk is with me shortening his name to Cush? And is Cush a Woman? Find out Next week on -

Tentmaker

Overheal wrote: »

what the fcuk is with all the letters adressed to Cush lately? And what the fcuk is with me shortening his name to Cush? And is Cush a Woman? Find out Next week on -

If ever you saw "Cush", you would understand fully why I do seem to gloat. As a trophy, she ranks right up there with the greatest ever. As a lover? There are no words. Wild, savage, fiery, pagan union. Words are too weak. I also do know that Cush has an earth-spinning sex drive, and there ain't no man ever going to satisfy it. Nor will one ever again conquer this pagan beauty.

themadchef

Tentmaker wrote: »

But it is my intent to entertain me Lady. In doing so, I am going to make you feel every part of your being, from an erotic seduction at the skin level, to a soul-shattering climax of a total awareness of your womanhood. If you stay on these forums you will be awakened to desires and needs you never knew you possessed. Bluntly put, unless you run far and fast, you wont be able to protect yourself against my penetrating you to unbelievable depths.:D

Yeah, yeah... so are ya riding or what?

The almightyone won't be impressed, but she gets enough not to be jealous

Kiera

themadchef wrote: »

Yeah, yeah... so are ya riding or what?

LMFAO i just spat OJ all over my laptop.

I remember when fella's used to say this to girls. I'm sure some shams still use it.

Tentmaker

Kiera wrote: »

Oh sweet Jesus. Please cut out all this tripe. Its disgusting. Plus Karoma (AC's husband) will not be happy when he reads this.

Dear Kiera,

No woman is raised so high that she is unattainable through love. Ac will be mine. Because I am a master of love.

Kiera

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear Kiera,

No woman is raised so high that she is unattainable through love. Ac will be mine. Because I am a master of love.

Hmmm. I would need a link to some sort of masterness vid please. If its up to scratch i'll put a good word in with AC for you. She is my sister after all.

dr.bollocko

Our dear friend tentmaker has been given a day off for his not so subtle endeavours in getting into our wonderful Almighty Cushion's knickers.
Thank you good folk of AH.