Romance board

Tentmaker

Dear Admin:

Now would be the time to create a ROMANCE BOARD.

Doing so will prevent my fiery desires and love of WOMAN from consuming the whole of Boards.ie. It will also give those who have no desire to live in the real world a chance to paste their valueless words.

Too, it would be a fitting tribute toTentmaker The Magnificient.

Since I hold no one and no thing sacred, you are not out of bounds. So
give me my ROMANCE BOARD or I'll turn you into a passion-exploding feast worthy of a god.

With the kindest of Regards,

Tentmaker
Ever a goodly shelterer
It being the 14th day
Of the 2nd month
In the year 2009
Of the one Lord
The Good Shepherd

newballsplease

and you wonder why you cant get a woman????????????????

Overheal

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Tentmaker

newballsplease wrote: »

and you wonder why you cant get a woman????????????????

You have no idea of how much I've had, and how much I get. And I am forever feasting on the very best of God's creation. Unless, ofcourse, He kept the best for Himself.
So, nothing wanting to injure your feelings, nought further will be said about all those delicious events.

5starpool

Tentmaker. Hmmm, what makes tents?

Erections? Judging by some of your threads.....

Tentmaker

5starpool wrote: »

Tentmaker. Hmmm, what makes tents?

Erections? Judging by some of your threads.....

Having peered into my crystal ball, I am informed by it that there is a fair maiden(?) with a confused mind, and that i ought to be generous and offer these clarifications:

Oh dear. How shall I put this? Let me begin by saying that metaphorically speaking, my substantial genitalia has been the sun that brought light to many a maiden of darkened soul. Too, I am quite certain it has a decided impact on the gravitational stability of the earth. For I has been told that it was what made their world go round, and I never doubt the word of a thoroughly fulfilled woman.

Here's hoping my crystal orb is of help.

baglady

tent maker? like pitching a tent? don't be so obvious about it

Tentmaker

baglady wrote: »

tent maker? like pitching a tent? don't be so obvious about it

When it comes to tent pitching, how do you prefer it be done? As you already know, there are many awesomely satisfying techniques to choose from in this fine art of arousal. I am certain that a woman of your background has been the object of various experimentations. Would you share them with me?;)

im_invisible

can we keep him??? =o)

Samurai

Tentmaker wrote: »

You have no idea of how much I've had, and how much I get. And I am forever feasting on the very best of God's creation. Unless, ofcourse, He kept the best for Himself.
So, nothing wanting to injure your feelings, nought further will be said about all those delicious events.

yeah man thank **** for kfc

Duiske

Tentmaker wrote: »

When it comes to tent pitching, how do you prefer it be done?

Loose boxer shorts and pictures of Maggie Thatcher in her prime works for me, but each to their own I suppose.

Duiske

Duiske wrote: »

Loose boxer shorts and pictures of Maggie Thatcher in her prime works for me, but each to their own I suppose.

:eek:
I hope you mean when she was young and not in her politial prime.

edit: I just googled for a picture of a young Margaret Thatcher and found an image of Eva Braun..

Duiske

Deleted User wrote: »

:eek:
I hope you mean when she was young and not in her politial prime.

edit: I just googled for a picture of a young Margaret Thatcher and found an image of Eva Braun..

Take your pick...hot, hot, hot.

Young and beautiful
80's
Now

SoWatchaWant

Tentmaker wrote: »

Having peered into my crystal ball, I am informed by it that there is a fair maiden(?) with a confused mind, and that i ought to be generous and offer these clarifications:

Oh dear. How shall I put this? Let me begin by saying that metaphorically speaking, my substantial genitalia has been the sun that brought light to many a maiden of darkened soul. Too, I am quite certain it has a decided impact on the gravitational stability of the earth. For I has been told that it was what made their world go round, and I never doubt the word of a thoroughly fulfilled woman.

Here's hoping my crystal orb is of help.

You're not Shakespeare. What's with all this jargon I bet you're a LARPER or something.

Wibbs

Jesus, pighead lite. Now I know we're in recession.

dr.bollocko

Due to the current economic climate this thread has run out of posts. 300 staff have been laid off and will now not receive their redundancy posts. Well done OP.