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Would You Wait For Your Other Half?

  • 12-02-2009 11:25am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭


    Myself and the missus were watching the 25th Hour last night (convicted New York drug dealers last day and night before going to prison for seven years) and it got me thinking. If your other half were going to prison for a few years would you wait for them? Likewise do you think they would wait for you and hope to resume things where they left off.

    Personally my missus said she'd wait for me and I'd do the same for her. What about you lot?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,844 ✭✭✭Jimdagym


    I'd wait for my wife, there'd be a hell of a lot of ironing for her though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Well first of all, why would I be going out with someone that lands themselves in prison?

    Then yes Id wait, provided he wasnt in there for kiddy fiddling or something, also, that he may not want to go out with the wimmins any more since coming out of prison :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭LeahBaby


    Depends on what he did.

    If he murdered my mam. No.

    If he got caught with drugs or something. Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭destroyer


    you might wait in the outside, but you'ld want to know if they would wait on the inside.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Hi. I'm Goat and I'm an Aries. I like holding hands and walking on the beach. I like readin...

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Hi. I'm Goat and I'm an Aries. I like holding hands and walking on the beach. I like readin...

    Dear Prisoner number 02358945

    I am a horse, I also like walks on the beach and dancing in the rain, fortunatly I am able to actually do this....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Dear Prisoner number 02358945

    I am a horse, I also like walks on the beach and dancing in the rain, fortunatly I am able to actually do this....
    PuddleDuck is a horse? :eek: If you listen quietly you'll hear the sound of my illusions shattering.

    Musing: What would the offspring of a Horse and a Goat be called? A Horat? A Goarse? :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    No, Im lying. Like everyone does in prison letters. Oh Im 'Innocent' Im a '6ft blond swedish hottie', 'Im build like a brick sh!thouse' etc etc.

    Offspring??? Jaysus, youd want some reach from prison. You lob it over the wall?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Offspring??? Jaysus, youd want some reach from prison. You lob it over the wall?
    Conjugal visits :D

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Would I wait? Not on your nelly. Id post him pics of me and the new guy too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Maybe..

    If i was allowed ride her sister in the meantime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Sure, why not. They won't be in prison all that long anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Conjugal visits :D

    I think the only 'conjugal visits' you get in prison in Ireland, are those ones to your cell....by your cellmates...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    Did he tell me where the money is hidden before he went in?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Musing: What would the offspring of a Horse and a Goat be called? A Horat? A Goarse? :)
    Brian Cowen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Brian Cowen

    No, thats a hippo and a fish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Dlite wrote: »
    Did he tell me where the money is hidden before he went in?

    He did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭Theta


    If they were my wife prob. Long term girlfriend no!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Goats, horses, ducks, hippos, fish and now Cowens?!!? This interspices kinda stuff has to be stopped. And all of this on Darwins birthday too.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Of course I would .Soon as she told me were she had hidden the briefcase with the £100,000 I would be quite happy to wait for her .....in Honolulu .

    15 years is a long time to wait for anybody but I'm faithful ..... and very very patient.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Myself and the missus were watching the 25th Hour last night (convicted New York drug dealers last day and night before going to prison for seven years) and it got me thinking. If your other half were going to prison for a few years would you wait for them? Likewise do you think they would wait for you and hope to resume things where they left off.

    Personally my missus said she'd wait for me and I'd do the same for her. What about you lot?

    nah, id ride every rich bloke under the sun, make my millions and forget him, thats what women folks do :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    ****ing brilliant film.


    To be honest I'd insist she'd bust out of jail, or jump the border on the way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    If I was sent away, yes I would wait for her.
    Is she was sent away... Not a hope. But when she gets out I'd tell her I waited for her - just incase she was still hot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Saint_Mel


    Personally my missus said she'd wait for me and I'd do the same for her. What about you lot?

    Dunno, I'd have to see a pic of your missus before deciding if I'd wait for her. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Musing: What would the offspring of a Horse and a Goat be called? A Horat? A Goarse? :)

    They've actually done this. Scientists named it a 'Goatse'. Run a google image search on it there.









    Disclaimer: The above is not true and may lead to self scratching of the retina.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Naos wrote: »
    They've actually done this. Scientists named it a 'Goatse'. Run a google image search on it there.
    Disclaimer: The above is not true and may lead to self scratching of the retina.

    :eek:
    /*Reaches for the BIG spanking paddle
    Get over here and apologise immediatly young man!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I would.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    If there looked like there was going to be a future with that person, then yeah I would wait!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Depends. I guess if he brought his new "friend" Bubba home with him and would only be able to shower with the soap between his feet and a hand on each shoulder, I'd get a bit angsty.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Goats, horses, ducks, hippos, fish and now Cowens?!!? This interspices kinda stuff has to be stopped. And all of this on Darwins birthday too.

    Mmmmmm - spicey interspecies......:pac:

    /hungry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭paperclip2


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Conjugal visits :D

    I worked in a prison for a spell and while there isn't any offical policy.... you hear things... you see things...:eek::D


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