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Polish Divorce

  • 12-02-2009 12:00am
    #1
    mumhaabu
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    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
    until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and
    asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand Does either of you have a real grudge? -
    No, we have
    carport, and not need one.

    I mean What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and
    good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white .

    Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that? - I got proof.

    What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
    and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"


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