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Britney Spears

  • 11-02-2009 7:42pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 17


    A startling musician of epic proportions. Raw talent, engaging nasal vocals, unique style, intricate knowled of dance choreography, undeniable charisma and a top notch production team make britney Spears one of life's most powerful icons in the industry. Can we have three cheers for Britney guts?

    Best Album; Blackout (The Ooops album comes close.)

    Worst Album: Circus (A dreary album which gets second priority to her image overhaul.)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Musician?....pray tell what instrument(s) does she play?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭Jaino


    You don't have to play an instrument to be classified as a musician. Singers are musicians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Musician?....pray tell what instrument(s) does she play?

    She plays the auto-tune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    Jaino wrote: »
    You don't have to play an instrument to be classified as a musician. Singers are musicians.
    Does it really matter??? It's Britney Spears FFS!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Jaino wrote: »
    You don't have to play an instrument to be classified as a musician. Singers are musicians.

    Musician = PLAYS music on an INSTRUMENT
    Singer = SINGS song with VOICE

    Can't make it any easier for you now can I?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    It's Britney baby :p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Musician = PLAYS music on an INSTRUMENT
    Singer = SINGS song with VOICE

    Can't make it any easier for you now can I?

    I hate to get in the way of a bit of Britney-bashing, but a singer would be considered a musician. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musician ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭Resi12


    A startling musician of epic proportions. Raw talent, engaging nasal vocals, unique style, intricate knowled of dance choreography, undeniable charisma and a top notch production team make britney Spears one of life's most powerful icons in the industry. Can we have three cheers for Britney guts?

    Best Album: Blackout (The Ooops album comes close.)

    Worst Album: Circus (A dreary album which gets second priority to her image overhaul.)

    I totally agree with the best album being Blackout, It's a shame that she couldn't continue with the campaign as there was at least 3 more singles that could have been released!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Godamn you wikipedia, you've twisted my arm.....
    Apologies to Britney, she's right up there with Jimi Hendrix in the musician stakes ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    I wouldn't say musician as such but there is no denying she has brought out some very very good pop music.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    I would say she's more of a "recording artist" than she is a "musician"
    Trust me, there is a difference. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    A startling musician of epic proportions.
    :confused: That could perhaps be applied to Jimmy Page... but Britney?
    engaging nasal vocals
    Surely that's an oxymoron?
    unique style
    Oh, the whole taking her clothes off on demand thing? Nah, Madonna was doing that for years.
    a top notch production team
    That be the key...

    She's a good dancer and performer - that's about it. The rest of it is her production team and those who write the songs. Some very good pop songs in that repertoire though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Miranda_McCool


    Singers still count as musicians. PLUS, she plays the piano. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    Singers still count as musicians. PLUS, she plays the piano. :rolleyes:

    In the dark.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,478 ✭✭✭Bubs101


    Born to make you happy = Great song


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭onemorechance


    Britney is class. She is much more interested in the dancing than the singing however, and her latest attempts at performing live have been pathetic.

    She can sing and I like some of her music, but judging form the Sky One show, she is much more into the dancing than the singing. When she was in the record studio it seemed like she was not too interested, it was get in and get out, while the producers didn't seem to care. They knew all she had to do was say the words and they could take care of the rest.

    When she was doing the dance routines she was much more interested.

    She makes music so she can dance to it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    When she was in the record studio it seemed like she was not too interested, it was get in and get out, while the producers didn't seem to care. They knew all she had to do was say the words and they could take care of the rest

    Again, the difference between a musician and a recording artist, and why Britney is not a musician. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭davylee


    ShawnRaven wrote: »
    Again, the difference between a musician and a recording artist, and why Britney is not a musician. :)
    +1
    i for one have never seen her play anything (instrument wise)
    if you sing your a singer
    if you play your a musician

    One of my mates goes up for a karaoke song now and then. Hes not to bad either. But is he a musician?? no way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Miranda_McCool


    ShawnRaven wrote: »
    Again, the difference between a musician and a recording artist, and why Britney is not a musician. :)

    Shes not someone who sings in the shower for a living. She has written some songs including the number one hit Evertime, she has played the piano LIVE at concerts and is a great singer/songwriter/performer. Overall, I say this qualifies as being a musician...of course you dont know this, seeing as you have not been to her concerts and probably arent even a fan.

    :) Heres a clip of her im rather fond of:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSx0qGc128g


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    Heated debate on whether Britney Spears is worthy of the title of "musician".

    Typical.

    I hate you all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    OP best be trolling. Cos it worked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    who cares? it's britney spears!!!! you can't call her anything cos she's britney spears!

    anyway my opinion is that she's a robot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    who cares? it's britney spears!!!! you can't call her anything cos she's britney spears!

    anyway my opinion is that she's a robot

    Too fat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Shes not someone who sings in the shower for a living. She has written some songs including the number one hit Evertime, she has played the piano LIVE at concerts and is a great singer/songwriter/performer. Overall, I say this qualifies as being a musician...of course you dont know this, seeing as you have not been to her concerts and probably arent even a fan.

    Wrong!! :D
    She wrote the ten seconds of piano for that song, which is all it is, five seconds of it repeated, and then same repeated again in a lower key. Or have you even listened to the song.

    Annette Stamatelatos wrote the majority of that song, with Ms Spears getting a writing credit for the piano sequence. In fact, most of the songs on that album are Co-written, so christ only knows how much (or how little) she actually wrote on the album.

    But i'm not a fan, therefore i don't let the little things cloud my judgment. :) But for the ten seconds of piano, yeah, that qualifies her as a top class "musician"

    Whatever helps you sleep at night. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    of course you dont know this, seeing as you have not been to her concerts and probably arent even a fan.

    They clearly aren't fans when they are not defending her like yourself. I hate Britney more than the next person. She is heavily over-rated and undeserving of the credit she recieves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Miranda_McCool


    ShawnRaven wrote: »
    Wrong!! :D
    She wrote the ten seconds of piano for that song, which is all it is, five seconds of it repeated, and then same repeated again in a lower key. Or have you even listened to the song.

    Annette Stamatelatos wrote the majority of that song, with Ms Spears getting a writing credit for the piano sequence. In fact, most of the songs on that album are Co-written, so christ only knows how much (or how little) she actually wrote on the album.

    But i'm not a fan, therefore i don't let the little things cloud my judgment. :) But for the ten seconds of piano, yeah, that qualifies her as a top class "musician"

    Whatever helps you sleep at night. :)

    Wow, so she had a little help writing the songs...so what! What melodies has your silly face ever produced? Not much I suppose...

    well, why dont you listen to the promiscuous fountain of conceit known as Christina Aguilera? From what ive seen from your personality, her charring music is more than a match for you. i see it now; crumpled up in a corner, your ears bound together by pink headphones blaring pretentious music through your gaping brain. So while you are there, relegated to the background forevermore, us britney fans will enjoy our fame and brilliance, while remaining modest and civilised. Enjoy your solitude, snob. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Miranda_McCool


    They clearly aren't fans when they are not defending her like yourself. I hate Britney more than the next person. She is heavily over-rated and undeserving of the credit she recieves.

    Tut, tut. Why dont you produce an album and have a mental breakdown, pop out two kids and have your heart ripped open in fron of the vicious eyes of millions? What....you havent done that? Whats this? You're a relatively unknown person from Galway? Away with you, get back into the fields. And w hile you are there, dont get jealous now........LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Wow, so she had a little help writing the songs...so what! What melodies has your silly face ever produced? Not much I suppose...

    well, why dont you listen to the promiscuous fountain of conceit known as Christina Aguilera? From what ive seen from your personality, her charring music is more than a match for you. i see it now; crumpled up in a corner, your ears bound together by pink headphones blaring pretentious music through your gaping brain. So while you are there, relegated to the background forevermore, us britney fans will enjoy our fame and brilliance, while remaining modest and civilised. Enjoy your solitude, snob. :)

    LOL Strong words!! Well, i'd say christina aguilera has some real talent over britney tbh. That much was always clear.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Wow, so she had a little help writing the songs...so what! What melodies has your silly face ever produced? Not much I suppose...

    well, why dont you listen to the promiscuous fountain of conceit known as Christina Aguilera? From what ive seen from your personality, her charring music is more than a match for you. i see it now; crumpled up in a corner, your ears bound together by pink headphones blaring pretentious music through your gaping brain. So while you are there, relegated to the background forevermore, us britney fans will enjoy our fame and brilliance, while remaining modest and civilised. Enjoy your solitude, snob. :)

    Rofl. Better than average troll, 6.5/10 Either that or ridiculous excuse for a sentient lifeform, 0.7/10


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I find it hard to think of another grossly marketed plastic piece of **** that could match Britney in the awful stakes. She is not a musician in any sense of the word, no matter how many seconds of a ****ing piano she can play. She is a glorified karoake singer, and a bad one at that. If you appreciate "artists" who have to lip sync their own songs, then you are not a fan of music.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Wow, so she had a little help writing the songs...so what! What melodies has your silly face ever produced? Not much I suppose...

    Hahah, stopped reading here, give mammy back her laptop now before you get into trouble. Good girl :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Kold wrote: »
    Rofl. Better than average troll, 6.5/10 Either that or ridiculous excuse for a sentient lifeform, 0.7/10

    Hang on now, are we talking about Britney? Or the poster? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Wow, so she had a little LOT of help writing the songs...so what!
    Fixed your post.
    What melodies has your silly face ever produced? Not much I suppose...
    Eh... have you seen a picture of that poster, thus qualifying you to comment on their face? And are you suggesting that a person only has a right to criticise someone's ability at something if they have a particular talent in that department themselves? Because if that were the case, there'd be a hell of a lot less film/food/music/theatre/literature/art/television critics.
    well, why dont you listen to the promiscuous fountain of conceit known as Christina Aguilera?
    LOL - Christina is married, Britney's the hypocritical "christian" who bed-hops.
    From what ive seen from your personality, her charring music is more than a match for you. i see it now; crumpled up in a corner, your ears bound together by pink headphones blaring pretentious music through your gaping brain. So while you are there, relegated to the background forevermore, us britney fans will enjoy our fame and brilliance, while remaining modest and civilised.
    LOL - you should learn to accept that people might have other opinions to you, and may not say nice things about the things you like. And guess what? They've every right to! Awesome the way you think it's not ok to bitch about Britney but it's ok to bitch about Christina. Oh and you also think it's ok to insult someone who insults Britney (although criticising a performer is not the same as insulting them). Quality!
    Enjoy your solitude, snob. :)
    Oh right, so people who have the opinion that Britney's crap are destined for lonely lives? Thanks for the tip.
    Tut, tut. Why dont you produce an album
    She never produced an album.
    and have a mental breakdown
    Yes, that was tough but again, not having a breakdown doesn't mean a person has no right to criticise her.
    have your heart ripped open in fron of the vicious eyes of millions?
    If you're fame-hungry, them's the breaks. And just like you'll get nice things said about you - and she gets plenty of fawning and gushing - you'll get not so nice things said about you.
    What....you havent done that? Whats this? You're a relatively unknown person from Galway?
    And? What ****ing relevance does that have? You just criticised Christina Aguilera - have you a great voice like her? Are you as successful as she is? Etc, etc...
    And w hile you are there, dont get jealous now........LOL
    Thinking someone's crap is really not = jealousy.

    Perhaps you shouldn't take valid criticism of your favourite singer so personally... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Post of the f*cking year already! Thank you! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    :eek: *stands up and claps vigorously*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 kazza81


    davylee wrote: »
    +1
    i for one have never seen her play anything (instrument wise)
    if you sing your a singer
    if you play your a musician

    One of my mates goes up for a karaoke song now and then. Hes not to bad either. But is he a musician?? no way

    I thought the voice was an instrument, i know many people with a voice that could hold it's own. If you can use your voice properly, train it and practice (obviously with talent to begin with ) then it should be considered an instrument and the person using the voice a musician, this probably won't go down well but I think it's viable. Some examples, extreme but examples all the same ;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLN63bRcY5I

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab_xg0JYftE

    I know these may not be to everyone's taste but it just shows what the voice is capable of.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Miranda_McCool


    Kold wrote: »
    Rofl. Better than average troll, 6.5/10 Either that or ridiculous excuse for a sentient lifeform, 0.7/10

    Tut tut, so you all think you are superior to me? Now now, children, I will have your accounts banished if there is anymore personal slander aimed at me...whats this, grading lifeforms out of 10? In that case; Britney Spears 10/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Tut tut, so you all think you are superior to me? Now now, children, I will have your accounts banished if there is anymore personal slander aimed at me...whats this, grading lifeforms out of 10? In that case; Britney Spears 10/10

    Don't worry, I'm almost certain you're the former.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Tut tut, so you all think you are superior to me? Now now, children, I will have your accounts banished if there is anymore personal slander aimed at me...whats this, grading lifeforms out of 10? In that case; Britney Spears 10/10

    Yep, I'm superior in every way to a britney spears fan. Now maybe you should give the laptop back to mammy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I love this thread. An amazingly wise comment from Dudess, a mentally challenged Britney fan who criticises somebody outside of Dublin and several great posts.


    Well done Boardsies :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Miranda_McCool


    Kold wrote: »
    Don't worry, I'm almost certain you're the former.

    you narky Betty. whats this? Whos calling me mentally challenged? Are you all so jealous of Britneys fame and beauty. LOL. So, why dont you all crawl back to that ditch in the bog you call your home, turn on the TV you found dumped in the ditch, and dream your days away wastefully....and while you are there, dont get jealous now.......LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭Resi12


    Dlite wrote: »
    In the dark.

    How not funny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Miranda_McCool


    Dudess wrote: »
    Fixed your post.

    Eh... have you seen a picture of that poster, thus qualifying you to comment on their face? And are you suggesting that a person only has a right to criticise someone's ability at something if they have a particular talent in that department themselves? Because if that were the case, there'd be a hell of a lot less film/food/music/theatre/literature/art/television critics.

    The best critiques should have at least SOME experience in the field. Not that I have any respect for critics in general...they are,s simply put, a waste of space. i should know...I study literary criticism.

    LOL - Christina is married, Britney's the hypocritical "christian" who bed-hops.

    Oh, who hasnt bed hopped? its every teenagers dream.

    LOL - you should learn to accept that people might have other opinions to you, and may not say nice things about the things you like. And guess what? They've every right to! Awesome the way you think it's not ok to bitch about Britney but it's ok to bitch about Christina. Oh and you also think it's ok to insult someone who insults Britney (although criticising a performer is not the same as insulting them). Quality!

    Duh, now accept my opinion. Thanks. :)


    Oh right, so people who have the opinion that Britney's crap are destined for lonely lives? Thanks for the tip.

    People who are jealous of britney probably have a LOT to be jealous about, and thus lead nasty lives. My sympathies :)

    She never produced an album.

    Executive producer of Blackout. :rolleyes:


    Yes, that was tough but again, not having a breakdown doesn't mean a person has no right to criticise her.

    As a human, they should cut it out, or at least save it for a later time when its less likely to affect her.

    If you're fame-hungry, them's the breaks. And just like you'll get nice things said about you - and she gets plenty of fawning and gushing - you'll get not so nice things said about you.

    nobody can judge until they themselves are famous. Anyway, many celebrites arent as fame hungry as you reckon. For some, it just so happens their talent attracts all that attention. The REAL fame-hungry people are usually well equipped for it (like Madonna).

    And? What ****ing relevance does that have? You just criticised Christina Aguilera - have you a great voice like her? Are you as successful as she is? Etc, etc...

    im criticising her on the basis of her disgusting perosnality, not her talent. I might have to do that again to some others on this board though. :)

    Thinking someone's crap is really not = jealousy.

    Its nasty. nasty people tend to be unhappy.

    Perhaps you shouldn't take valid criticism of your favourite singer so personally... ;)

    I have a bond with B you guys just dont understand...jealous?

    :D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I have a bond with B you guys just dont understand...jealous?
    Lol tbh

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Trainwreck of a thread.


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