If Britain asked us to come Back?

bikki

If Britain was looking at Bebo tomorrow and seen its old Ex Ireland had signed up, with who its had a bad break up a few years ago with and decided to get back in contact with her to see if she wanted to get back together. Would it be such a bad thing?

If they said to us, except our Tax and law system, dump the Euro and take on the Sterling.

Get rid of the Government how it is at the moment and take on a Assembly similar to Scotland/Northern Ireland/Wales. Where we can change the smaller Laws but have to follow suit on Big ones.

Let us keep neutrality has Irish citizens are free to join the British army anyway.

NHS takes over the hospitals etc, the Garda would get a massive upgrade better equipment.

Downside. Queen has head of state not Pork Chop Cowen.

With National identity being slowly sucked away by Europe and it wont be long before Brussels starts turning Country's into County's.

Would it be such a bad thing if we held hands with Britain again?

Ardscoil Ris

Traitor!

ScumLord

I'd say, no deal queenie! My bum hasn't recovered from all the previous rapeage.

Caoimhín

Not a hope.

Now if the Germans asked us to join the 4th Reich....

helimachoptor

bikki wrote: »

Downside. Queen has head of state not Pork Chop Cowen.

Thats not a downside!

Anyway our president is head of state not Cowen/

dotsman

bikki wrote: »

With National identity being slowly sucked away by Europe and it wont be long before Brussels starts turning Country's into County's.

Couldn't be further from the truth.

And no, we wouldn't want to part of the UK. Their economy is ****ed. And they have silly accents.

Biggins

What is it with these latest back to Britain threads?

Have posters got no frakin kop-on and just like to keep asking mundane irrational stupid questions?

Abdiel

At the moment I wouldn't think twice. Anything to get away from Fianna Fail incompetence, cronyism and wastefulness.
It's probably the closest thing we'd get to an overhaul of the political system in this sham democracy.

bikki

Biggins wrote: »

What is it with these latest back to Britain threads?

Have posters got no frakin kop-on and just like to keep asking mundane irrational stupid questions?

Its After Hours 80% of the stuff on here is mundane irrational stupid questions

Kintarō Hattori

Britain would never ask us to come back, wayyyy too much hassle for them.............. thankfully.

deadhead13

3rd such thread in 3 days - how many different ways can you say NO?

Dord

Can someone burn all these threads?

There's been about 5 billion* in the last week.






*may be an exageration

Biggins

bikki wrote: »

Its After Hours 80% of the stuff on here is mundane irrational stupid questions

Very true but jeasus!!! Ask something that hasn't been asked already by another similar previous thread!
Talk about dragging it out to death!

Its getting frakin stupid and sad...

How many languages do you want to hear "NO" in for crying out loud!!!
Whats the frakin obsession with Britain - go at least pick another country! Use your imagination!
Do ye just keep picking Britain as to troll or is it just lack of being able think further than 90 miles!

Frankin enough already!

tallaght01

bikki wrote: »

NHS takes over the hospitals etc,

*shudders*

yoshytoshy

it will be the other way around ,they will join us and the euro brigade. Their tax thing isn't working out and the euro could save them ,serves them right!

Agamemnon

Caoimhín wrote: »

Now if the Germans asked us to join the 4th Reich....

+1 for this. They'd sort out the roads and get our trains running on time.

aidan_walsh

If they said to us, except our Tax and law system, dump the Euro and take on the Sterling.

Would learning the language be a requirement?

Run_to_da_hills

No Bloody way. (Not that the following will creap in through the EU Constitution)

KGB style Police force set up in the UK to spy on domestic extremeists.

It looks like the UK is following in the exact same footsteps as the former soviet union. A KGB style secret police intelligence unit has been set up to spy on Leftwing and Rightwing political groups.

The Confidential Intelligence Unit (CIU) has the power to operate across the UK and will mount surveillance and run informers on ‘domestic extremists’. Its job is to build up a detailed picture of radical campaigners.

Targets will include environmental groups involved in direct action such as Plane Stupid, whose supporters invaded the runway at Stated Airport in December.

The unit also aims to identify the ring-leaders behind violent demonstrations such as the recent anti-Israel protests in London, and to infiltrate no-Nazi groups, animal liberation groups and organizations behind unlawful industrial action such as secondary picketing.

The CIU’s role will be similar to the ‘counter subversion’ functions

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...xtremists.html

ejmaztec

Abdiel wrote: »

At the moment I wouldn't think twice. Anything to get away from Fianna Fail incompetence, cronyism and wastefulness.
It's probably the closest thing we'd get to an overhaul of the political system in this sham democracy.

No, but the British taught them that before they took off, with an extra lesson on corruption thrown in for free.

bikki

aidan_walsh wrote: »

Would learning the language be a requirement?

You have lost me on that one?

Agamemnon

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Targets will include environmental groups involved in direct action such as Plane Stupid, whose supporters invaded the runway at Stated Airport in December.

If they round up those Plane Stupid imbeciles and send them to a gulag in Shropshire, then I, for one, welcome Britain's new KGB overlords.

Quazzie

bikki wrote: »

You have lost me on that one?

Except should be accept in the OP

bikki

Oh well one spelling mistake, thats my life over with :rolleyes:

11811

Agamemnon wrote: »

+1 for this. They'd sort out the roads and get our trains running on time.

Ah now they're not miracle workers....

ScumLord

Cuddleworthy wrote: »

Ah now they're not miracle workers....

They wouldn't need to be, put new battery's in the clock and do the job properly the first time without spending all the money down the pub on rounds for all the people you don't like.

Spore

I for one welcome our new tea-swilling Imperialist overlords...*














*Just when you thought the 'overlords' meme was dead...

dumbyearbook

Agamemnon wrote: »

+1 for this. They'd sort out the roads and get our trains running on time.

Have you seen the job they made of the roads in NI ? Roads are better in the free state imo.

e.g. the drive from Dublin to Monaghan then try to get through Tyrone.......(on the way to Donegal) + M1 ends basically at the Border the rest is rubbish to Belfast.

No way Jose.

Britain should be asking us back! I mean they don't call. They don't write. They don't even superpoke us.

Quazzie

Agamemnon wrote: »

If they round up those Plane Stupid imbeciles and send them to a gulag in Shropshire, then I, for one, welcome Britain's new KGB overlords.

Spore wrote: »

I for one welcome our new tea-swilling Imperialist overlords...*














*Just when you thought the 'overlords' meme was dead...

Twice in one thread... Its far from dead me thinks

brianthebard

Biggins wrote: »

What is it with these latest back to Britain threads?

Have posters got no frakin kop-on and just like to keep asking mundane irrational stupid questions?

Now replace 'Britain' with 'Government', and 'back to' with 'get rid of/imcompetent/omg' and sit back and smell the ironing.

Agamemnon

dumbyearbook wrote: »

Have you seen the job they made of the roads in NI ? Roads are better in the free state imo.

e.g. the drive from Dublin to Monaghan then try to get through Tyrone.......(on the way to Donegal) + M1 ends basically at the Border the rest is rubbish to Belfast.

I meant the Germans, not the Britishers. My friend, for you ze var is over.

Run_to_da_hills

Great men of Ireland would turn in their graves at the thought of this tread. :pac:

dr.bollocko

How many times can we keep asking the same question in different threads?!