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Happy new years friend=Spam mail!

  • 08-02-2009 12:06pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭


    Dear friend,
    I am of the hope that you are doing fine. My name is Xxxx xxx, am a single, simple honest, romantic with short hair and nice shape Smile. I love good people and I love to help people, quite honestly, It has been a boring week for me, please give me the pleasure to communicate with you.

    Despite that we have not seen in person. I Hope we can make a good friend, cos the best place to be is by the side of a good friend. I believe that friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime. " My heart welcomes you".

    Am looking forward to meet a loving, honest and responsible person. So I wish we could be friends cos I believe you will appreciate a beautiful and interesting girl in search of love, our distance, age or colour does not matter but love matters allot in life. Please reach me on (xxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com ) so that we can have a direct contact and I will send my picture so that we can know each other more. I don't want to end up missing you, Have a nice day and think about me. hope to hear from you soon.

    Yours affectionately,
    Miss.Xxxx Xx







    Right so this morning after bracing my embarassment of not posting unreg in PI i checked my mail and i received the above spam mail!
    I read it to my house mate and we decided to reply the mail but i don't know what to write-so AH people help me!









    Dear XXXX,
    Happy New year to you too. Reading your mail this morning has brought tears to my eyes, i would love to be your friend.
    I am single like you, not honest like you, not romantic either, with long hair and horrible shape. I hate good people and i hate helping people, quite honestly, It has been and adventurous week for me.

    I am female by the way and i enjoy raping women:pac:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Oh, treating him mean and all that, eh?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    and we decided to reply the mail
    Ha, if you think you're getting too many of those "she will love your bigger penis" emails now, wait till they add you to the "live address" pile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Give them your bank details.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Tell him/her you're a paedohpile and ask their age.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Thought so, i bet she thinks i am male!

    So the plan is to send her a butch reply.... heheeh... i reckon she doesn't expect that!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Whatever, the King of Nigeria wants to send me tons of money, AND I won the Mexican lottery even though I didn't enter!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    phasers wrote: »
    Whatever, the King of Nigeria wants to send me tons of money, AND I won the Mexican lottery even though I didn't enter!

    GTFO, I'm not sharing any money with you. In a recession ya see.


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