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Four Cats

  • 07-02-2009 3:41pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭


    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.


    The first man was an Engineer,
    the second man was an Accountant,
    the third man was a Chemist, and
    the fourth man was a Government Employee.
    To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'
    T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly
    drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
    Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

    But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
    said,'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'
    Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
    divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
    Everyone agreed that was good.

    But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
    'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10
    ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
    Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

    Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can
    your cat do?' The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your
    stuff.'

    CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet......

    ate the cookies........

    drank *the milk.......

    sh*t on the paper......

    screwed the other three cats.......

    claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

    filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......

    put in for Workers Compensation...............and
    went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............

    AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭wreckless


    excellent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D LOL - deserves stars.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    How apt.
    You forgot to add:
    "and complained when he was forced to pay for his own pension"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    and complained when he was forced to pay for his own pension"

    LOL again :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Nice one.!:D:D


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